Haircutting at the Monastery

                               

When I lived in a monastery, the Abbot asked who knew how to cut hair. I raised my hand; I had never cut anyone's hair. But being 19, in a monastery, I had to claim amusement where I could.

A person from the town came to the monastery to teach me how to cut hair. Basic lessons 101. It was fascinating; I started cutting the hair of those in the monastery between work and prayer. The sisters and priests were patient with me. They always seemed satisfied and gave me free will to do as I thought best.

Laura, a community member and a real kick in the pants, came to my makeshift hairdressing station. Father Dominique was the kindest and a gentle-hearted man.  Laura asked me if she could try. I looked at Father Dominique, who nodded yes. She asked him what haircut he wanted; he said a trim. Slowly, though, with a spark in her eye that made me have chills up my spine, she buzzed every hair off his head. Every single hair! He grinned patiently.

Then, with the same daring look in her eye, she asked if she could trim his beard. I held my breath as he said yes. She shaved it off- his beautiful salt and pepper beard was gone! Shyily, Father Dominique asked if she was having fun. Laura giggled. Yes! Haircutting would be an exciting challenge, but I expected it to differ from what was happening. 

Then she asked him if she could trim his eyebrows. I shook my head no. But Father Dominique agreed; she shaved them off, and he looked stark naked in a bizarre way.

Father Dominique looked in the mirror and then at Laura, holding the clippers. He slowly stood up, shook the hair off, and said: I must go now. I am certain you will ask me to trim my eyelashes, and I fear I would agree.

Sometimes, the holiest thing we can say is no.

 



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32 responses to “Haircutting at the Monastery”

  1. Depending on weather a refusal or denial…then no can be the holiest thing we say.
    Your story was funny 🙂

  2. Love this…made me smile:-) The picture is amazing I can see myself there so easily..ahh

  3. Father Dom was a Saint to say the least.
    I guess everyone was bored including him!
    This was a great story, thanks for starting my day with a laugh :)))))))

  4. How brave and how unpretentious was Father Dominique! I wonder if I would have been able to say yes to being so denuded? Makes me think about how much we care how we look to others…

  5. I love your stories, photographs and YOU!
    Love you Sugar Plum!
    Love Jeanne ^j^

  6. he must have been a special person..
    the nun’s I have known at school were calm and loving ladies.. but they knew how and when to say no..
    do you believe really that to say no is holy..??

  7. we have a little sculpture that our friend jane kaufmann makes of one of her little women holding a balloon which says “no”– she calls the piece “the woman who can say no”
    no, when practiced infront of a mirror by a woman several times a day can be a powerful thing. great great great story corey!

  8. “When I lived in a monastery…”
    HOld on! when was THAT!?
    I know zip about TICA..

  9. What a hoot! You are too much, Corey!
    Thanks for a smile to start my day.

  10. Father Dominique must be a great character, sometimes we have to claim our amusement in life (I’ll have to remember that)!

  11. Funny story! I think I’d have been mad if all my hair had been cut off… I guess that’s why I’m not a nun!

  12. I love the old sign — I’m trying to photograph as many of them as I can before they disappear…

  13. LOL great post!

  14. And how are your hair cutting skills today?

  15. How wonderful that you lived in a monastery! It would be great to hear more about this : )

  16. Father Dominique was a saint and bored as well. I have had numerous bad haircuts and recently my son got a surprising and unwanted one…came out looking as if he was enlisting in the marines….only he left with a face that said it all…total disgust. Cute story.
    Annabelle

  17. I am reading The Genessee Diary at the moment – Nouwen’s sabbatical in a monastery. Now you are further proof that monastic life is not what it seems!!!

  18. Very amusing! Sounds like Laura and the Father had a great sense of humour and a good friendship!

  19. You lived in a monastery? You always have new surprises for us! Well that father was a really good man! Lovely story!
    Btw Corey even if I don’t get around to post comments as often as I used too, I always come here and read your wisdoms!xox

  20. There’s definately an art to saying “no”. I think he had it!

  21. Cute story Corey. Your ‘amusement’ link to Gregorian chants was a nice surprise. I love them, and to sit in a dimly lit room, eyes closed, listening to these ~ transports me back to another time and place.
    I’ve often wondered if in a different life I was part of that.

  22. NO! 😉 Lovely story.

  23. Ok Corey. I can be a really literal person sometimes and I am sure I read and then reread several more times that you raised your hand admitting to having a talent for haircutting. Then Laura shows up and gives you instructions and SHE does the haircutting. I’m confused. Whos’s Laura and why is she cutting the Abbott’s hair. I why am I the only one asking this quesiton? Did I miss something?
    Oh btw, love the monastary stories. Hope you post more of them.

  24. Corey,
    I loved the story and laughed and laughed. I did not know that about you and Abbot D and Laura. Delightful.
    xoxo
    Gail

  25. Hmmm…I’m confused here…who did the honors with the sissors? You or Laura? Yr not getting near my hair! 🙂

  26. I have been wanting to go with shorter hair, but that sounds extreme 🙂

  27. Where’s Sunday’s picture? what will I do on weekends if..?

  28. Annie,
    -Laura was another woman in the monastery who wanted to show me how to cut hair.
    -I did not know how to cut hair, “I raised my hand,” because I wanted to do something fun, amusing, creative…hair cutting was an option.
    – Father Dominique was not the Abbot…the monastery was a mixed community (Benedictine,) both men and women lived there… that should have made it fun enough!
    The Abbot always had his head shaved.
    Father Dominique did not, except for when Laura got to him!!

  29. i love this story! and what a cool priest. corey, you have lived a big life! thanks for sharing it here.

  30. this story is too funny…it made me think of a time that i tweeked the truth just a hair (n.p.i.) although mine is not quite as extreme…i once claimed that i knew how to lead the music at church…so before i knew it i was standing infront of a congregation leading music…i was 14…it was so obvious to everyone that i knew absolutely nothing about it at all…it was very amusing…and after that, i volunteered again and again to lead the music…no one objected…i think they were just glad to see me in church…oh yeah…the regular music lady…had a wand and was way too serious…that i think i made church a little bit lighter…xo

  31. LOL! What a funny story. tell more!
    🙂

  32. …and what did you learn from Laura? 😉 What a wonderful story!

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