The Hands of Time

                  

I was in the seventh grade when my parents gave me a Mickey Mouse wrist-watch. Soon there after I lost it on a field trip…funny after all these years I still have a memory of it on my wrist, I can still see the gloved hands of Mickey pointing to the hour.

After that I never wore or owned a watch again. Deciding to keep a sense of time in my head, and if there was a doubt I would ask someone for the time. Not a problem, since most people wear a watch.

When I arrived in France, my way of telling time was going to be another tool of challenging me to converse in French! I asked Yann, my portable teacher and dictionary, how to say, "What time is it?" His first reaction was to tell me that asking the time wasn’t the problem, it would be understanding what they said!  Gee, as if I didn’t know that was coming?  "Corey, the hours are not said the same way as they are in English."  Really?! Let me guess they’re said in French?  "We count the hours by saying 1 hour 2 hour 3 hour up to 12 hour/noon…then we say…13 hour, 14 hour, 15 hour, until we arrive at 24 hour/midnight."

Not only was the French language a hurdle, but also it had the navy way of telling time. Just add a double twist of lemon to my daily drink of culture! Being someone who doesn’t think in straight lines, or learns from instructions, sign language became my new best friend. Let me tell you, you can speak French with a few basic facial expressions and sounds!

1.) Tap a person on the shoulder who has watch. 2.) With index finger tap your wrist. 3.) When the person goes to look at their wrist, look at their wrist too!    4.) Smile and say, "Mare See!" (Merci = Thank you.)

Photo: Yann’s grandmother’s wristwatch on the lap of a vintage postcard. I bet you could think of a catchier title for this photo!



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35 responses to “The Hands of Time”

  1. What time is it Mr. Wolf?
    The best thing to spend on your children is time.
    Time is fast and fleeting and
    so is life
    Make FUN of it.
    You are always on time to spread your fabulous cheer.
    tick tock
    Love you
    Jeanne

  2. Il est apres ma heure du coucher.

  3. time is all we have and i too, do not wear watches! but a mickey mouse one would have been a bit of fun!

  4. I used to wear a watch – everyday – everywhere! I had the same watch (a gift from my husband) for 20 years and when I retired from work, it quit. Almost like it was saying “I’m retiring too”. I put it in a drawer and haven’t worn a watch since then. Its been quite liberating to me – but it took me awhile to stop looking at my empty wrist.

  5. Time. I don’t wear a watch either; when I have tried they don’t last very long. I was told I may have a chemistry that magnetizes them[?]
    Corey, I finally found a CPS and read your article! It’s wonderful, you weave your words so well!

  6. Ha! When my great-grandmother moved here from Poland, she didn’t know English and went to the store to buy honey.
    Using sign language (along with some sound effects), she made a buzzing sound and waved her hands in the air indicating flight and then put her fingers to her mouth pretending to eat something and then rubbed her tummy.
    The store clerk knew what she wanted!!

  7. Marie-Noëlle

    Over last week end, my family and I heard about those “basic facial expressions” on television…and we found it very funny and very accurate as well !
    It remindedme of 2 English friends of mine, an old couple who were in love with France and who could not speak one single French word. Nver mind they used to tour Beaujolais and +.
    One day, while visiting me, my friend asked me:
    “Please, MN, what must I say when we want to ask for eating in a restaurant? We always get mixed up with the words…
    – Just say “une table pour 2, s’il-vous-plaît”.
    – Is that all? (he turned to his wife and added: we’ll try that, won’t we?)”
    So they made for the south of France… and a few weeks later, on their way home, they stopped in Lyon again and my friend told me:
    “By the way, your phrase was pretty good… the problem was that everybody thought we were fluent at French and they all went blah blah so quickly back that we had to use hand language again!”
    Merci for helping me bring them back to my mind!
    “Mer – sea”!

  8. I had a Cinderella watch that I wore and think about all the time. I even saw one at the antique mall just like it.
    You are such a smart cookie. I love your shortcut to getting the time.
    Hope you are doing well.
    Hugs,
    Connie

  9. i had one of those mickey mouse watches too! and i lost it promply somewhere in my elementary school in hicksville, ny. for all i know, it’s still there, lurking in a forgotten corner, listening to scores of children navigate through life.
    i love the photograph of this watch set against the old postcard.

  10. I no longer wear a watch….my feeble attempt not to be controlled by the marching of minutes. I passed my Mickey Mouse watch on to my son with the hope that he’d cherish it as much as I did. Another great post, Corey!

  11. I did a stint in the Canadian army during my twenties and we had to get used to telling time that way, too. When I look at this picture, of the watch placed precisely where it is, I think of…”My Biological Clock”.

  12. i have a vivid memory of sister vitoria slapping her yardstick in her hand, telling us (my high school french class): “quelle heure est’il?” except she wasn’t asking us the time, she was TELLING us what time it was! she was a little frail thing, but boy did she intimidate us!
    i don’t wear a watch either, but when i worked in a hospital, i had to go by military time…it still stays with me at times…out of habit, no doubt!
    hugs, mary ann xo

  13. That is funny and will come in very useful when I get my miracle trip to France! hee hee! Merci!mon Ami!

  14. I’ve been lurking here for awhile. I just love your site. I am an American woman, married to an English man and we live in southeast England.
    Each time we’ve been to France I’ve just loved it and I secretly hope that in a previous life I may have been French.
    I’m horrible with the language and I so admire you for learning French!!
    (PS… my blog is written by my cat but she’s letting me use the computer today.)
    Kim

  15. Loved the gestures link, Corey. Gave me quite a laugh.

  16. Oh Corey, you’re so funny. With a great system like that, you could live anywhere. Happy new Year!

  17. It reminds me of a ditty I learned as a child — you might ask Yann about it!
    Quelle heure est-il?
    Il est midi.
    Qui l’a dit?
    La petite souris.
    Où est-elle?
    Dans la chappelle.
    Que fait-elle?
    De la dentelle.
    Pour qui?
    Pour Monsieur et pour Madame et pour la reine d’Espagne.
    There you go! I have a memory like a venus fly-trap.

  18. Corey, you sound like me! Anything to avoid speaking French! In Montreal when people would ask me something in French I would either POINT to where they wanted to go, or stumble on words and eventually give up… OR, I would just show them my watch. Good times…

  19. I love the facial expression link 🙂 I tell you I’ve used lots in my travels! I also remember the replies (hilarious). Love the vintage postcard.

  20. Brother Mathew

    Readers,
    Corey is late getting places most of the time. I think I’ll start calling it Corey Time.

  21. Thank you for sharing this with us and a piece of your childhood, it was interesting to read. I also clicked on the page with the different French gestures, that is good to know in case I visit Europe one day

  22. Love the gestures link. I wonder if there is a USA equivalent? Bien sur que nous ne faison pas les choses comme les francais!

  23. As someone who dislikes wearing a watch too, (and I can usually guess the time to within 10 minutes)I will disregard your Brother Mathew’s remark, and ask what I asked someone else recently…until clocks were invented..was anyone ever late. I think not..!

  24. Lovely juxtaposition of the watch and the vintage postcard–they seem to belong together…
    …I also do not wear a watch. I was told by a friend that happy people do not wear watches…

  25. What a delightful post! I have always pictured myself (a non-watch person as well) being in the middle of a foriegn country, not sure about the time or how to ask it! 😀 It really intrigues me as well how they count their hours in other countries as well. But then again, the whole 1-12 system didn’t make sense to me until I was a teenager. lol. As a kid I always wanted to keep counting up…

  26. It felt really good reading about this little adventure of yours.
    I loved to know about the navy way of telling the time and the sign language bit.

  27. no watches for me either… i prefer to use my internal clock… time is precious…we used the navy way of time growing up overseas.

  28. You have my great admiration for leaping in; I’d probably become a hermit! I’m sure it helps that your portable dictionary has grown to three volumes and by now you must have quite a good grasp.
    I listened to the numbers three times and still didn’t get them 😉

  29. !!!!!!!!!!!
    We must be the exact same
    age – i got one when i was
    seven as well…
    small face?

  30. oooh I NEVA wear a watch….I don’t care to be a slave to ‘time’ yup that photo says to me ‘time slave’ 🙂

  31. This is a fun little tidbit about yor life in France, Corey!
    🙂

  32. That would be me Corey! Using the sign language…lol…everyone understands that!!! Good story!

  33. haha!
    that’ll come in useful “en
    Pa-ree.”

  34. Well, at least you didn’t get sarcastic. hehehe

  35. whatever name we give to time units..
    there is one realty..
    it is always short for happy hours and long for sad hours..
    this is universal..=))
    have the longest possible happy hours shown by the clock..

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