Lessons from the Garden.

                         Snail in the garden

When my children were little, we had a magical, organic, vegetable garden. We had tomatoes until December, green beans that made Jack-in-the-bean-stalk, look like any Tom-Dick-or-Harry-kind-of-ordinary-guy, and spinach that made Popeye, green with envy. Our garden was the talk of the neighborhood.

Neighbor to the right asked Neighbor to the left, "How does that American potato-head produce such a beautiful vegetable garden?"

Neighbor to the left said, "I heard she doesn’t use pesticides."

Neighbor across the street threw in, "I heard she uses fresh cow pies?"

Mr. Porte my very elderly neighbor, was my potager (vegetable garden) mentor, and he swelled with pride at his student. I loved that our organic garden gave him an extra sparkle in his eye!

Mr. Porte told me to put a piece of copper wire in the base of my tomato plants, to water only three times a week, and to pick the snails off. Bugs give me the creeps.

Luckily, I had little helpers…I told Chelsea (who at the time was 6) and Sacha (4) to pick off the snails and put them in a bucket.

                         Escargot

They did.

Soon it dawned on Sacha that this was not a happy little game, that these snails were doomed. That his Mother had failed him. With tears in his lollipop eyes he asked me, "Mommy, what are you gonna do with these escargots (snails.)"

There comes a point in every child’s life that they realize that their Mother’s are not perfect….unfortunately for me, it happened when Sacha was four.

I didn’t know what to say. I wanted to lie through my teeth. I wanted to make up a story, I wanted to say something to reassure him. In my long silence, with a look of extreme doubt and all the while biting my lip, he started to cry. "YOU are gonna KILL ’em!"

                 Escargotgarden

I thought to myself, "Great, I have psychological damaged my child. He is going to have nightmares…he is going to hate me forever, what can I say, what can I do? Why didn’t I use bug spray?"

Just then, to the rescue, Chelsea stood up. She wiped her brow, looked at me like I was the child, shook her head and said, "Sacha, either they eat or we eat?!"

Sacha looked at her, bent don’t, and continued picking the snails off the tomato plants.

Children can handle truth better than we think.



Comments

55 responses to “Lessons from the Garden.”

  1. Gotta love a pragmatic six year old…!
    Perhaps you could have suggested a ‘snail relocation’ program..?

  2. Marie-Noëlle

    I could have shot my own version of this story:
    My daughter would have played Sacha’s part, my son Chelsea’s…
    BUT in the end, our son would have said:
    “Either they eat or we eat THEM (snails)” thinking about a feast on them for his dinner… and his sister would have stopped picking them anyhow !?!

  3. When I was little our neighbor in San Francisco used to pay their daughter and me five cents per snail to collect them. They would feed the snails cornmeal for a while, then eat them. It discusted me to collect them.
    Looks like you still have the magic touch in your garden by the looks of that rose the other day.

  4. patpaulk

    You are right, and it’s more accepted from each other than us. Wonderful story. I loved it!!

  5. Not only do French ‘escargot’ have a prettier name than US ‘snails’ do, they are better looking also. Cute story!

  6. Even your snails are pretty with their “golden hue!” My snails are just ugly grey.
    What a great story!
    My mom would put beer in a coffee can, and plop each one in as she picked them. I mentioned to her I just put salt on them, to put them out of their misery fast as opposed to her slowly drowning them. Her quick response was that she at least got them drunk before their dying death. LOL!

  7. Shannon

    I was hoping you were going to put them to good use and eat them! They look much more pretty with shells than without. Without, they’re just slugs 🙁
    Your kids have the best conversation exchanges!

  8. how lovely is your blog.
    and liked this narrative a lot.

  9. Paris Parfait

    Very sweet story – and what a clever little girl Chelsea was (and bien sur, even more so now that she’s almost ready for university)! (I hate snails too; will not eat them or have anything to do with them).

  10. Chelsea is the perfect big sister it seem to me.
    How nice that you had a neighbor for a mentor. Nice for both of you.
    Darla

  11. Could YOU have eaten them? Is that how escargots are gotten in France? Just plucked out of the garden? goodness, lots of question marks here, aren’t there?

  12. Totally, totally precious….must be one of those you keep near to your heart….seems to me Chelsea`s got her Mom`s gift for words…

  13. I have a lot of reading to do to catch up with you here, but it’s good to get back to your wonderful words. You start my day off right 😀

  14. the truth always sets them free.
    man those are huge escargot! ours of course don’t come with shells and they are so slimey to pick off…
    your garden is delightful!

  15. I curse those snails every day. When I first moved here about 3 years ago I saw snails down below about 10 miles away. They slowly, somehow, migrated up to where we live and this spring there are thousands of those little white monsters-way too many to pick off plants although I try. My neighbors just sort of ignore them but I can’t. I’m determined to win but every morning I find a new attack line somewhere. I wish the birds would eat them.

  16. Oh another great post! I so relate to Sasha’s realization and quandary. I went through the same thing, you see… Many a time I innocently and playfully collected snails from my parents’ garden, delicately placing them in my little red beach bucket… until a sad realization eventually hit me: on top of doing my parents a favor (and having much fun so doing) I had also, all that time, been picking up my old neighbor’s dinners!!! Do you think that explains why, although French, I have not once eaten a snail? 🙂

  17. ja ja ja ja ja! kids are so intelligent! Love the story! Your sense of humor as well and your family is just great and fun.

  18. Corey,
    Great story! I don’t think I could have come up with something good either. But Chelsea summed it up perfectly! LOL!! Oh the things that come out of the mouths of children!!!

  19. LOL! That is very cute. Better than my way, I think… Wyatt asked me if the chickens at the park were the same as “chicken” we eat…”Yep,”I said,”Yun yum!”
    And he got over it, too. You are right. hehe
    🙂

  20. My cousin had a “pet” chicken once. At least she thought it was a pet until the family ate it. She kept asking where her “Betty” was while having a really succulent roast chicken dinner. We didn’t have the heart to tell her.

  21. excellent!
    your snails look so much more beautiful – and delicious – than the ones in my garden. it’s that frenchiness isn’t it?

  22. Albert, my garden mentor neighbor, warred hard against snails and grasshoppers, the old-fashioned way, like you, he picked them all off by hand, but those little critters had unhappy sequator endings 🙂

  23. I think children possess a special kind of wisdom…pure and unfiltered. Chelsea proved that. What a wise soul she was at 6, I can imagine as she nears her new journey, what she must have accumulated that will take her beautifully in to this next phase.
    XOXO

  24. Chelsea amazes me everytime with her wisdom. Such a cute family you have, love sweet Sacha and his gentle soul. I say escargots for dinner!

  25. Snails.
    You took phenomenal photos of snails. Albeit beautiful snails (the lookers of their group I’m sure…) but still…
    Snails.

  26. excellent! I was so surprised to come here today (I have been gone for such a long time) and find all these glorious snails and this amazing story. I was out looking for snail and slug images last night and even posted what I considered one of the most beautiful slugs I have even seen and then I find you have done the same. hugs to you and such a happiness garden you create!

  27. We had the EXACT same experiece last weekend, kids picking the slugs by hand, putting them in the bucket, Daddy filling the bucket with water and (aack!) mom filling the bucket with salt! Jack’s quote (also 4) was “we don’t hurt nature”, Amelia’s reply (6) was “but they eat OUR strawberries!”. Same lessons, next generation.

  28. What a great story. It is so true that children can handle truth better than we expect. I love the photos of the snails, too.

  29. I’ve just discovered your blog and look forward to exploring more! What a gift for storytelling!

  30. Just yesterday, the kids were out of the front walk with two snails they had found together. Clearly they were….umm…a male and female? ::cough::

  31. You are so right. Kids handle truth so much better than us adults.
    I really want a plate of escargots now, with garlic butter and a big hunk of French bread. I have no problem with that.

  32. Isn’t it great how flexible to ideas children are!! I loved the story – particularly the thought of the american potato-head – that made me laugh a lot!!

  33. Hee hee… what a cute story- and very wise. Creatures like snails and slugs give me the creeps- it’s always good to have children to do your dirty work!
    Lovely as usual, Corey…

  34. Corey, the snails are gorgeous. I was saying to mum this morning that your camera must be a very good one, because your depth of field is fantastic.
    I loved this. Vive la truth!

  35. But…did you WASTE the snails, Corey? You will break my father-in-law’s heart if he finds out you just killed all those snails without going through the hideous process of preparing them for the table!

  36. I know my Josie would rather her beloved snails ate!

  37. Oma Gawd, Corey! What a completely charming post! (with gorgeous photos!!!) That down-to-earth daughter of yours is so much like you in the delightful department!

  38. Chelsea will go very far in life.
    Sacha will make love not war.
    xox

  39. Only you, Corey could make garden snails art!! Delightful as usual! I was thinking of your mother’s garden, the other day when I planted my flowers in my tin buckets and little red wagon!

  40. Oh C. A long time ago I was looking after my niece ( she was 5). We found a snail on the garden path and I said ‘Look at the snail, she’s carrying her home on her back and has to move so slowly’.
    My niece ( blond and looking like an angel) looked at me, looked at the snail and then stomped on it…….’ s’dead now’. She said and carried on playing!

  41. awww… that is such a great story! Kids are funny , aren’t they? If only WE could always remember what it is like to be a child!

  42. Love your snail story. One summer a spaniel we had saw my DH picking off snails and throwing them against the fence to kill them and she quickly got the idea to pick snails and chomp them. She kept our entire yard snail free for years!

  43. Corey, what a great story! and beautiful photos, too…
    Andrea

  44. Great snail story! Love the reactions of both of your kids.
    I want to know more about the copper wire trick. What was that for?

  45. Too true.

  46. beautiful story… we just always under estimate children hence they always surprise us

  47. What a great little story, Corey. Sasha certainly has a big heart and Chelsea has her feet planted firmly on the ground.

  48. What a fabulous story! Your Chelsea had (and still has) an amazing amount of wisdom! We just started harvesting some yellow heirloom tomatoes in the last week…nothing like a good homegrown tomato. Thanks for sharing.

  49. I got a nickle for each beetle I collected off my father’s roses. I never gave it a thought where the contents of that glass bottle might end up…
    Us gals must be hard-hearted Hannahs is all 🙂

  50. this is my favourite post of all times!!! i have to print it and read it over and over. i learnt from your garden and i learn from you blog.
    thank you, corey!!

  51. I love this story, Corey. Such clarity in a six year old and acceptance in the four year old when faced with bare facts.
    My youngest loves playing with snails – they are often to be seen adorning the climbing frame, where they have been set to climb. Luckily our ducks like eating them, so we can surreptitiously feed them excess snails without too many recriminations!

  52. Amazing post… gorgeous images, and poignant dialogue!

  53. chelsea

    hmmm…
    Escargotsss!!! Yeah..we took good care of them (in our own way!) actually Sacha was the most intimate with them which explains why he was so concerned about what was going to happen to those ssslimy things!
    “They need humidity right? So maybe we should put them in a plastic container, pour an inch of water over them, close the lid and leave them in the sun while we go to America… I’m sure they’ll still be alive when we get home!
    Oh wait maybe they need food.. -yeah let’s add some grass and stuff!-“…

  54. That is a great story! I like Chelsea’s attitude! ♥

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