Mother of God, Pray for us.

                  Merededieu

Growing up bi-lingual doesn’t just happen. It takes dedication, a great deal of patience and often repeating words, over and over again. French husband speaks French to the children, and naturally I speak English to them.

When Chelsea was three years old, she said with sweet reflection, "Mere de Dieu." I looked over at French husband and saw he was beaming with pride. "Chelsea said, Mother of God, in French." He translated, "She is praying."

Chelsea repeated, "Mer-de…Dieu!" Then she started to giggle. I looked over at French husband, and asked if I was missing an inside joke or something? He shook his head no, but studied Chelsea with a very stern look.

"Mer…de..dieu." She repeated and giggled some more.

Then went on to say, "Mere de Dieu." She repeated this over and over, and each time giggled harder and harder. "Mer-de Dieu. Merede Dieu, mere…de Dieu. Merde Dieu." Glancing over at French husband I saw he was nearly choking with shock. Chelsea was hearing the sounds of the words "mere de," which means, "mother of." Then saying them quickly together mere-de, realizing she was saying, "merde," a bad word (which means shit in English.)

One of the best things about being a bi-lingual family is moments like this. I leaned over to French husband and beamed, "At least I know she didn’t learn it from me."

Photo: Vintage holy cards that pray lovingly to the Mother of God correctly in French. 

Note: Sally’s comment, I thought I’d put it up-front and center for everyone to see: "I’m chuckling over your post today, that’s so cute.  No doubt either of those expressions are coming in handy right now during Chelsea’s testing week. "

Merde also means Good Luck in French.



Comments

55 responses to “Mother of God, Pray for us.”

  1. LOL! this sounds so familiar to my ears, having to learn several languages while living abroad. it can bring some of the most hilarious but also embarassing moments of life never to forget…mer..de..!! πŸ˜‰

  2. patpaulk

    Little ears are such magnets, and always return what they hear. Love it!!

  3. Your stories are gems.
    Keep them coming darling one…..
    Enchanted am I……..
    Love Jeanne

  4. We would always say..
    ‘Oh, goodness, they must have heard that at school..!
    Besides when learning a new language, don’t we always learn to cuss first..!
    πŸ˜‰

  5. Shannon

    Ha!! serves him right for trying to show you up by trying to get in the French over the English.
    I loved this story.

  6. tut-tut

    I can see that little cutie in yesterday’s pictures chortling away over her joke!

  7. tommiea

    That is so cute…..I can see both of mine doing exactly that. Best of all, I love your come back.

  8. Hilarious! The funny thing is that he thought she was praying at first. She has quite a sense of humor, doesn’t she?

  9. Cre8Tiva

    I need Mer de Dieu today… thanks for sharing the story…once I had a women’s club meeting in my home and my beautiful daughter began saying every bad word she had heard in a sing song monner…blessings, rebecca

  10. Pauline

    That little story made my morning! I just love the French language, merci!

  11. can you see the sweet little smile on my face?
    for this… makes my funny little face smile
    funny, sweet, smiling
    xox – eb.

  12. memory: 1978 – I am living in cote d’Ivoire – no phone – my Dad calls from the U.S. – all calls go to the school – then you arrange a time to call back – he is telling the person on the other end – “non! – je ne veax pas parler avec Francois” (or some variation thereof..) – meaning of course to him – “no I don’t speak French!” – sigh, bless his heart…
    xox – eb.

  13. teresa (maggiegracecreates)

    Out of the mouths of babes – too funny.

  14. shabbyinthecity

    Cute! Funny how cuss words in other languages don’t sound dirty at all…I don’t even feel guilty saying merde!
    ________________________________________
    Hi Shabby
    That is the best part about speaking another language, swearing without guilt! πŸ˜‰

  15. Oh, merde! Une bonne histoire! Merci.
    Growing up in a bilingual town, I have had to take French throughout school, but am not bilingual. It is indeed much more difficult as an adult. When I studied linguistics, they taught us that the neuropathways are most plastic for second languages when you are young. Sigh.

  16. love, love, love those cards

  17. angela marie

    *~*giggle*~*
    It is so nice to start my day off like this!

  18. wisteriagirl

    What a cute story! I just found you and enjoyed your sharings. Loved the story about the guy who was interested in French husband. Tooo Funny!!

  19. Paris Giggles

    FILET MIGNON!

  20. tee hee! Thank you for a giggle-start to my morning Corey! I love the glee that your little one got out of her private joke. πŸ™‚

  21. rochambeau

    Just a chip off the ol’ block!
    That’s a nice picture of your Dad and Chelsea.

  22. Out of the mouths of babes…she sounds like she might be a wee bit precocious!
    Thanks for dropping by and ‘remembering when.’

  23. Oh Corey! I totally laughed out loud at this one. And you know what, that is pretty close to how you say it in Portuguese. LOL!!!

  24. Paris Parfait

    Such a funny story – the translations are often quite funny. And of course the way the word is pronounced can often change the meaning entirely. πŸ™‚

  25. deirdre

    Kids always pick up the worst things the fastest. At least she didn’t say it in church. πŸ˜‰

  26. Absolutely precious….

  27. Jeanette

    This reminds me of a story about my cousin Mary. Her siblings called her Merde it was a family joke. I can not remember the story behind the joke. At some point they had a portaguese milk truck driver who heard the children calling her this so he pulled Uncle Frank aside and asked him if he knew what the word means? Uncle Frank laughed and said yes. The Milk driver left confused I think or worried about Mary. I don’t know if he was ever told the story about how she got the nickname. Her sisters still call her merde every once in a while.

  28. Paris Flirt

    I meant to say-
    filly MIGNON!

  29. Rosemary

    So cute and funny.
    I love stories like that.
    Rosemary

  30. Stefani

    hysterical!

  31. From all of the comments, I can see that I am not alone in thinking that this Chelsea story is hysterical. Thanks for sharing – I laughed and laughed!

  32. Seems Chelsea had found a very clever way to “get away” with, or so she thought, saying a naughty word and finding humour in doing so.
    We are also a bilingual family and I too would have quickly pointed out to my husband the same thing, hee hee.
    Wishing Chelsea all the best this week during her exams.
    xo

  33. Chantal

    Oh I love this story!!! Elle est trop drΓ΄le πŸ™‚ Don’t you love being bilingual? I surely do and can’t wait to raise a little bilingual child of my own. It will be as colorful as Soon To Be Irish Husband’s English πŸ˜‰ Corey, those vintage holy cards tickled my heart. I’m off to check your flea market’s space!

  34. I have lost so much of my French (and am now working on regaining it), but this is one of the words I have not lost, muttering it often when I want to swear but perhaps don’t want to seem so… unseemly. I love the added comment of your daughter needing to use both variations! πŸ™‚

  35. oh, too, too, funny….kids say the “darn-dest” things….

  36. la vie en rose

    HA! i truly enjoyed this post corey!

  37. AnnieElf

    Out of the mouths of bilingual babes. Cute story.

  38. Alison Whittington

    How funny! The first time I ever swore in my life was when I lived in Germany, because prissy 16-year-old me found it much easier to swear in a new language than in English.
    (Now I speak like a sailor. I am sure our poor children will talk like sailors, also. Actually, I talk more like a sailor than my husband, who is, actually, a sailor.)

  39. It doesn’t even sound like a swear word in French. I think I’ll add it to my repertoire… of words.

  40. Massilianana

    Very funny indeed ! I am living exactly this situation with my four years old son . He enjoys practising aloud all his scatological portuguese vocabulary , at least once a day . The other day , we were in our car and he was saying his list aloud with a lot of giggling and to let us know that he knew exactly what he was talking about , he began alternating one word in portuguese with its french equivalent…Needless to say we were chocking with laughter , in the front of the car !!!

  41. i love it! i know exactly what you are talking about! but it wasn’t that cute when my sunshine said “scheiße” (shit in german). i just remember feeling relieved that i knew she didn’t learn it from me!

  42. Liz Ness

    Great post! Love the funny things kids say and I love your comment to your husband, too funny!

  43. Hahaha!
    πŸ™‚

  44. While I was growing up, my grandmother spoke English, Russian, Polish and Lithuanian (all fluently). Funny, but the only words I remember now in those other languages are the names for foods and one naughty little phrase! heehee

  45. “At least I know she didn’t learn it from me.”
    Oh! this is so funny.

  46. pam aries

    Shit..in any language , is funny to kids! Although in French it sounds beautiful , as everything does! he heh! ..Also, I wanted to tell you that the photos of Chelsea are priceless! What doll!

  47. I caught on right away…it’s similar in Spanish.
    The beaming pride transformed into shock…. ::cackle:: priceless… poor Yann…LOL

  48. Teresa Sheeley

    What a lovely story. When my mother was growing up her house was the same, she remembers a few slang words herself. πŸ™‚
    Teresa

  49. Jeannene

    “Hello my dear friend from France!”
    I have a little something of delight that you might, just might find quite appealing and very lovely to see. Just stop by and visit me.
    (Wow really did not mean to talk in riddles..it just came out that way!)
    LOL
    Jeannene

  50. frenchgardenhouse

    Perfect! I have leaned over and with a gleam in my eye have said the very same thing. (it wasn’t all that well received)
    Praying for strength for your little french girl and fortitude.
    Lidy

  51. Britt-Arnhild

    Already at that young age Chelsea showed that she has “bone in her nose” as we say in Norway.
    She is a survivor. Bless her exams days!
    My soon to be 18 years old just finished her exams. We will meet in town for a late lunch today. Precious moments.

  52. cruststation

    I can imagine the difficulties in teaching a child two languages as they are growing up. Sometimes it can get confusing, perhaps a little mix-and-match. Such a funny story πŸ™‚ isn’t it fun how one word can have multiple meaning too?

  53. susanna

    Ba ha ha ha haaaa! I just told my husband this story and we both started laughing. You and French Husband have one smartypants daughter!

  54. LOL That’s too funny!

  55. simple me

    πŸ˜€
    You have such a way of telling a story.

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