A Girl Thing

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Photo: Artwork for sale in my friend’s shop "Aussandon," in Aubagne.

My Mother told me two things when she met French husband:

1) The way to that man’s heart is through his stomach, bake cookies!

2) He loves adventure, so don’t be a wuss.

I took cookies out of my Mother’s freezer and told French husband that I made them. He adored me more for the cookies I didn’t bake.

…and when my (not yet,) French husband and my then 14 year old brother, went swimming in the canal I followed. Next to the canal there was a tall tree with a long dangling rope. They climbed the tree, grabbed the rope and swang out, roped-dived into the canal. My Mother said, "Corey, you gotta do it!"

The easy part was climbing the tree. I grabbed the rope, I took a deep breath and pushed out. The rope burned my hands and upper torso, as I slipped down, down, down… not even close to the canal, but into the muddy embankment. POW! SPLAT! Mud in mouth and swimsuit top torn off.

Embarrassed I looked at him… He was smiling ear to ear. Amongst other things he was proud of me that was certain.

"Me Tarzan You Jane!" French husband seem to say when he kissed me. As my Mother made frantic sign language for me to cover up my nude torso.

Though I smiled mischievously, knowing that this too was a way to that man’s heart.

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Comments

73 responses to “A Girl Thing”

  1. Marie-Noëlle

    Well, love is not always “soft as an easy-chair”, as Barbara Streisand sang in “A Star Is Born”…
    I love this story of yours, Corey!

  2. Corey, you crack me up! 🙂

  3. Catalina

    hahahahahahahaha!
    you have a way to tell stories Corey!
    You put a smile in my day.
    When are you going to write a book?

  4. meredith

    LOL! I thinking flashing him is what did it 🙂

  5. Oh Corey! Trust you to land in the mud and loose your top in the process. But, at least you got the man (or rather, he got YOU!) x

  6. cruststation

    Haha…I’m sure that’s the universal language to a man’s heart -you’re so funny (good on you for trying)…

  7. Tara Larsen Chang

    You have such good stories. 🙂

  8. Pauline Clarke

    This made me laugh out loud. So that’s the secret, eh? Borrowed cookies and ripping one’s bathing suit top off. No wonder I’m single again lol.

  9. Paris Tarte

    I’m laughing too hard to think of anything witty to say :))

  10. Mlle Smith

    This was too cute and funny…”I Tarzan, you Jane”! Mrowwww!
    :0)

  11. Absolutely enchanting are your stories. I leave smiling and my heart happy and singing.
    I love you
    It’s a jungle out there babeeeee
    Love you
    Jeanne ^j^

  12. My Melange

    Corey, that is so funny…but I would have been so embarrassed! I would have ran crying in to the house like a big baby!

  13. I’d say you are the smart “cookie”..!
    ;P

  14. The cookies weren’t nearly as important as your spirit — and you do have that! I’m still laughing!

  15. rochambeau

    Your mom is a Sage, and French husband has brought out the best in you. Isn’t it great?
    I bet you have done the same for Tarzan!

  16. Shannon

    LMAO, that fall off of the rope was planned that way, wasn’t it. Admit it 😉
    It sounds like you and French Husband have such a fun relationship.
    I think I especially love how you made FH think the cookies were straight from you 🙂 You’re so mischievous…I love it!!

  17. AmandaMay

    I love the story, and I love the painting! So good.

  18. Miz Booshay

    This is my favorite ‘Corey and her French husband’ story to date, I think.
    You are charming and whimsical and brave and fun and adorable…
    Have you ever thought of writing your memoirs?

  19. oh dear, excellent start to leave the best impression. yet the cookies have compensate the rope dangling after all 😉

  20. what adventure!!! your husband is tarzan and indiana jones…

  21. ahhhhhhhhhhhh
    smiling
    ear to ear
    and the cookies…
    what kind
    of cookies?
    xox – eb.

  22. Terri Pollhein

    Too funny! No wonder he married you! LOL
    God bless.
    Terri

  23. I can tell you are a California Girl because of the canal; I too swam in them although not with a boyfriend : ( when I was youthful.

  24. tommiea

    This realy brought a smile to my face and a laugh to my heart!

  25. Paula Bogdan

    Oh, I love the last line. It just made me grin from ear to ear!

  26. Paula Bogdan

    Oh, I love the last line. It just made me grin from ear to ear!

  27. Mélanie

    Meeting you was so great
    It gives me strenght to make things come true
    Here I have my BLOG
    http://enseignedegersaint.typepad.fr
    I hope to see you in September .
    Have a good trip home

  28. I am trying to be brave like this… my fiance wants to go zip lining on our honeymoon, and I’ve been debating as to whether or not I’ll say yes (I’m a little nervous at heights). Perhaps this little story is just the thing to make me adventurous! (Though we are kayaking and whatnot as well.)

  29. LOL!!! What a cute story Corey. I can picture Yann smiling from ear to ear after your mishap. Although, I would have died of embarrassment. LOL!!
    Thanks for sharing. I just love your stories.

  30. domesticat

    hahahaha

  31. shannon in oregon

    love your mothers advice. both are true. 🙂

  32. Gypsy Purple-Chamara

    I totally LOVE this post!!!!
    Your mom was right…I still have to challenge myself weekly for my adventurous Tarzan…..

  33. Mountain Dweller

    You’re right. There’s only so much cookies can do!

  34. You’ve got me smiling ear to ear!

  35. Betty @ She’s Sew Pretty

    Ohhhh…I’d rather bake cookies! Me<----afraid of jumping from heights!

  36. Michelle

    Thanks for entering, and I completely agree. A batch of cookies goes a long way toward romance 🙂

  37. Steph W

    What a fantastic story! Thank you for sharing. Your mother is very wise.

  38. Cute story, Corey! I noticed your photos of your antiques in the latest issue of Romantic Homes! Congratulations! ♥

  39. Rosemary

    Corey,
    I love that story. You are so great!!
    Rosemary

  40. judypatooote

    It’s true the way to a mans heart is through his stomach, and it is so smart of you to sneak a few of your moms cookies…. what a great story Corey…..I love those old memories…..judy

  41. Oooooh Corey. Teehehe.
    Yes, my man would have liked the “milk” more than the “cookies” for sure. 😉
    🙂

  42. Di Overton

    I’d love to meet your mum.

  43. Your mother is a wise woman, and you are a good story teller for recounting it.

  44. Regina Clare Jane

    Hee hee- this made me giggle…
    xo

  45. Camilla

    Bonjour Corey,
    Wonderful story you tell on way to a man’s heart, thank you for sharing it. Adore the painting in your friends shop, I fear too expensive sadly, I adore paintngs.
    Camilla.x

  46. Heather ~ Pretty Petals

    Hi Corey,
    I often read your blog but haven’t said hello. I love this story..so funny and sweet!
    Heather

  47. patpaulk

    Yes ma’am it is!! Want to go play in the mud??

  48. Way to go Corey. There is more than one way to skin a cat! And you found the way to your husbands heart. xo

  49. Oh gee Corey, you never fail to make us grin ‘from ear to ear’ with your delightful stories… no wonder he stole you from California!!!

  50. How can one not giggle at a story like that…hee hee hee…
    so, what’s his favorite cookie? LOL

  51. I love this story, I’m still grinning about it! I’ve tried that rope thing, but over a swimming pool, and the results were rather different. Well – I did get rope burn, but I didn’t catch a man 😉

  52. Colette

    Your maman is magic!
    xoxo

  53. Stephanie

    Great story….smart ladies!!!

  54. Liz Ness

    Heh-heh-heh. Great story!

  55. debra schoch

    oh, i just love reading and gazing at your blog almost a mini novella with spunk!i have a French son-in-law and hard to figure out sometimes..and now 2 bilingual grandkids.. cool..someday they can take grandma to France! ha!

  56. Dana Smith

    My daughter met a guy in Paris last week who is a native Parisian. He’s going to Georgetown University….will be a rising Freshman. She’ll be a rising Freshman at a small private VA liberal arts college about 4 hours away. They have big plans to visit each other. I’m not so sure she taking a car to college is such a good idea…..with the high price of gas and all…..smile
    Dana in VA

  57. Mountain Mama

    This post is very entertaining. I could visualize the entire adventure. You are right too. Cookies are not everything.

  58. colourmecrazy

    Hehe – great story! The cookie thing definitely works for me however I haven’t tried the topless mudbath though 😉

  59. Lidy@frenchgardenhouse.com

    What a very smart Mom you have! This is such a charming story,Corey, thank you for sharing it.
    You always write from the heart.
    Lidy

  60. Another priceless Corey story!! I love this – it shows your mischievous side, your fun side, your tentative side, and your wise side (among others) all in a few sentences. You’re a great storyteller.

  61. queenie

    Out of embarrassment and uncertainty, your grace did prevail! What a truly charming story… and what a smart cookie you are!

  62. susanna

    Awww…Corey..your stories always make me smile. Have you been passing down these tales to your children? Hope so!
    PS – I tried jumping from the stairs onto a mattress at my husband’s parents place when we first met. His sister and he were doing it and I didn’t want to be a chicken so I jumped. I missed. They still laugh AT me about it. ;p

  63. Shelley Noble

    Oh, you wise, wise woman!
    You did NOT do that daring thing, did you?! I no longer can view you as innocent!
    heh heh
    ^ ^
    \ºº/
    0

  64. Jennifer

    I love it! I absolutely love that story. If I’m ever in the south of France, I hope I get to meet the two of you. You and your stories give me that warm and fuzzy feeling of remembering things from my childhood and also hope for that which is yet to come.

  65. shabbyinthecity

    Dang. My mother didn’t tell me these things!
    Sounds like something that would happen to Laura Florand! I can hear Sebastien saying “are you okay Crevette?”

  66. destinationmetz

    haha! your hilarious corey. i love the sweet and funny spin you have on things.

  67. You are so cute Corey, just a delight! & I doubt that you are ever a wuss, you seem so game to go out and grab life with all that you’ve got. 🙂

  68. Alison Whittington

    Oh my, oh my… hilarious! I wish the way to my husband’s heart was through his stomach… rather it is, but he doesn’t like sweet baked goods and that’s all I like to make! He’s the cook in the family. But he sure has made MY stomach happy.
    As for topless swimming adventures, though, I can say with confidence he would like that.
    Fantastic story!

  69. Sue McG

    ROFLMAO – now THAT’s the way to a man’s heart Corey!!

  70. carolyn

    What a joy you are dear Corey. Absolutely loved it!

  71. Corey, That was a great story. It made me laugh so hard. Nita

  72. Lynnae (From Under the Clutter)

    That’s hysterical!

  73. So, so funny! Of course, it would happen when your mother is watching. 🙂

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