Aioli on a Friday at the Boat Show.

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Every
year since French Husband was fourteen, he has gone to the annual Boat
Show in France. The only exception this year was that I went with him.
He promised lunch along the coast, to coax me.

Boat show 

Along the coast in France

We walked along the coastal town of La Ciotat, reading outdoor, restaurant menus, until we meet one that caught our eye. Aioli… why not eat garlic on a romantic Boat Show adventure? Always a sure sign that a couple has been together for a very long time, is that they eat garlic, and a ton of it for lunch.

bulot-whelk

prawn's head

When
the waiter served our plates I noticed pretty, little, shells on it.
The mussels I recognized, prawns with their heads greeting me too. But
the third little shellfish, I hadn't a clue as to what it was, and I
was afraid to ask. I promptly put mine on French Husband's plate.

                                  Bulot

French
Husband picked up the available toothpick and gleefully started poking
inside of it. He dabbed with such grace, his expression was on a kid in
a candy shop. I starred in disbelief. We are from two different islands
that man and I.

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I
nearly gagged when I saw him pull out the… whelk, the thing that
looked like snot of a stick… sorry, I shouldn't compare food to snot.
But honestly, I could not see it as any other way.

eating bulot whelk

When
French Husband popped it into his mouth… I knew I wouldn't be kissing
that bulot-whelk-snot-garlic mouth anytime soon (no matter how sexy he
can be, eating whelk is a real turn off.)

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I begged him to stop. But he kept right on at it; poking, pulling, popping, snot…into his mouth.

Garlic is one thing. Sucking bulot is another.

The boat show was delightful by comparison.

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 Aioli (Provencal, Garlic flavored, Mayonnaise)

One of my favorite meals, foregoing the shellfish, is the
classic French meal Aioli, often served on Fridays because Catholics
were not allowed to eat meat on Fridays as a weekly sacrifice for their
faith. That not longer is a rule of the Catholic church, though Aioli
is still often served on Friday in Provence.

Ingredients

Olive oil,

1 yolk,

7 or 8 garlic cloves,

Salt.

To serve with: Boiled potato, carrots, hard-boiled egg, green beans, cauliflower, cod,  bulot, prawn and snails.

Preparation

 Press the garlic cloves into puree, you can use less garlic
depending
on each person's taste. Then add the egg yolk and stir with a whisk,
while adding,
drop by drop some olive oil. Add the olive oil slowly as you whisk
about two or three cups of olive oil, keep stirring until the aioli
rises in shape. Add the salt at the end.

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Comments

37 responses to “Aioli on a Friday at the Boat Show.”

  1. Merisi’s Vienna

    Oh my,
    there’s indeed worse than garlic! *giggle*
    Soap, anyone? πŸ˜‰

  2. Julie Ann

    I absolutely love Aioli and the stronger the better. To be honest I could probably force down the odd whelk also. My husband would faint away at the prospect ! I am craving the sun, the sea & aioli today, Jx

  3. Thanks for the delightful FH story. What a foodie show off! By-the-way, has he found his rubber duck? (for posing in the antique tub in the new bathroom.)
    Can’t wait to try the Aioli and putting it on asparagus.

  4. Jeannette

    I have to admit that I love them too and luckily the hubby joins me. So at least we can kiss. πŸ™‚
    Just a quick thank you, your blog had made me laugh this week. It was much needed after I had a teeth pulled and I look like I have been spending time with Mike Tyson in a boxring. Such a joy reading your daily adventures.
    Have a nice weekend, Jeannette

  5. Elizabeth Harper

    That was too funny….I’m still chuckling. My husband eats some strange things to me as well, tonight it’s ox tail…so far nothing snotty looking, of course coming from Georgia I’m sure if I boiled up a little okra I mightbe able to set off his gag reflex with a food I consider a bit like pig snot. Yuck!

  6. Corey… cute story… reminds me of my Louisiana friends “sucking the brains” on crawfish… yuck!
    blessings. Dixie

  7. How funny!
    And… he does it so well!

  8. Miss Sandy

    Corey,
    You are well on your way to having written a French cookbook with all these delicious posts. One word of advice, leave out the word “snot” when you publish the book, it is not so appetizing ;c)

  9. That’s funny……that’s the way I feel about pot pies! They are crust filled with a lot of snot. Sorry! Makes me gag.

  10. Hasmin Cannon

    What a beautiful day to spend together.
    Sorry Corey, but I would eat that bulot. πŸ™‚

  11. Oh dear. I’ll admit that I would have tried the whelk at least once but my husband would be gagging there right alongside you, Corey. Well, FH is an adventurer through and through.

  12. dang…

  13. So do you eat regular escargot? My pour family has learned to eat everything. My Texas husband thought food consisted only of chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes, something resembling paste (white gravy) and iceberg lettuce. He now eats oxtail, escargot and sweetbreads. Snot is an apt description and exactly what I thought when I first saw boiled okra. he he he. Love your stories!

  14. Rosemary

    Great post today Corey!!
    Sounds and looks like such fun.
    Have a lovely weekend,
    Rosemary

  15. Marina Capano

    Corey… cute story…like always!
    regards
    Marina at Only cute things
    visit me anytime…

  16. Chicken feet-I tried some at a dim sum one time. Now that was wierd-and not very tasty. I love garlic and your lunch sounds delicious-sea snail and all.

  17. Oh.my.goodness! This story so reminds me of the trip to Portugal with my Mom & Dad. My Dad decided he needed to buy some shell fish from this little girl along side of the road…well…when he started to eat them it was ok…then all at once came the snot! HE stopped eating them so fast!…and just closed the bag! We were all gagging so bad!

  18. Diogenes

    Well Corey, you stumped me too – I had never heard of whelk and I’m a seafood lover.

  19. Catalina

    love bulots Corey! any kind of escargots> Thanks for the aioli!
    wonderful weather we have isn’t it?
    have a wonderful WE!

  20. Linda Hanselman

    I’ll bet you did kiss that handsome french husband…garlic and whelk breath be damned! I feel for you Corey, I won’t let an escargot or a frog’s leg pass my lips,but I can’t get enough raw oysters! Go figure it’s all mental. In what city was the boat show? Beautiful photos. Blog made me laugh.

  21. christine

    I am laughing out loud – my dear FH adores snot food and makes disgusting sucking and snorting noises as he coaxes the stuff out of the shells. Here in Burgundy I also have snails to contend with – they usually come out of their hiding places more easily as they’ve been taken out, cooked and put back in, so less noise…..

  22. Ick, I’m so with you on this one. I can’t stand the thought of most shell fish.
    I’ve just looked at “things you like” and find myself loving it all. I’d like to see a picture of seshell boxes and those lovely fabric coverd sewing boxes…the ones with drawers. I still say you need to do a book lavished with your beautiful photos.
    Thanks as always for a beautiful post, Corey!

  23. Massilianana

    I love aΓ―oli , seafood , but bulot-snails-frog legs ? Non merci ! Have a great week end !

  24. When I was 8, my father saw an advertisement for a boat show and decided to go. He bought a sailboat, and we’ve been sailors ever since.

  25. Oh Corey, “snot on a stick”. I won’t forget that one for a long time.
    There is a breakfast cereal that my husband likes called Red River. It’s a combination of grains and after it cooks it has a snot-like quality.
    Sounds like it was a fun day.

  26. OH my, you should see my oldest son slurp down oysters after shucking them!! He loves them.
    I have more of a problem with my food looking back at me. πŸ™‚
    I absolutely love seafood, but that prawn (with its little eyes) bothers me more than the whelk. I need everything beheaded before it hits my plate.

  27. You made me laugh out loud!! After a long and tiring day…thanks for the fun!!

  28. How funny!!! I feel the same way when my “honey” slurps down cherry stones on the half shell. Sends shivers down my spine!
    I so enjoyed your post of Stuffed Cabbage! Yesterday I made the “Polish” version and I mentioned your post on my blog. You’ll have to compare the two.
    Thank you for taking us on such wonderful adventures!
    Smiles, Lilly

  29. It is great on salmon too! πŸ™‚

  30. bulot-whelk-snot-garlic mouth
    Corey, I’m shocked! Such a potty mouth you have.
    And yes, ‘aioli lovers’ are definitely a sign of a long standing relationship.

  31. The coastal town looks very lovely. The whelk not so much. πŸ˜€

  32. Diogenes

    OK Corey,
    I asked around at home to see if anyone knew what a whelk was.
    “You mean like Lawrenece Welk – maybe one of his kids?” was the reply.

  33. Dear Corey,
    thank you for putting the beautiful ‘pansy’ shoes in the folder ‘things you like’. I saved that picture in my file too and am going to use it as my computer screen background πŸ™‚
    I would love to satin-stitch embroider them too using the colors as close as possible to the original.
    Irina

  34. We ate these by the bagful when we went to the beach as children, covered with salt and malt vinegar. All other kinds of shellfish and sea food too, nowadays, the thought makes me gag. Your description is very accurate…!!

  35. I am a aioli snob, I love it with Calamari from Paragarys in Sacramento,Ca! Every place I go I compare! Can’t wait to try my own hand at making it! Not sure about the snot…But, as usual anything in France tastes better so why not!!!

  36. Stacey Snacks

    was the snail (whelk) cooked or eaten raw?
    I love escargot, not familiar with the term “whelk”. But I would never eat one raw, even for money!
    I love where you live in France, I look at photos and hope to take a trip to Provence next fall and possibly stay at the place you recommend, La Madone in Apt. It looks very special! Hope we can find it!
    Regards,
    Stacey

  37. I’m about to fall of my chair laughing here. I have to agree. No matter how much love is there, never mind the sexy factor, there are just some things that are TOO GROSS. Funny, funny. I’ll be chuckling off and on all day long.

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