Lessons about Life while in the Garden of Eden

                         Snail

Photographs and Text by Corey Amaro

When my children were little, we had
a magical, organic, vegetable garden. We had tomatoes until December,
green beans that made Jack-in-the-bean-stalk, look like any
Tom-Dick-or-Harry-kind-of-ordinary-guy, and spinach that made Popeye,
green with envy. Our garden was the talk of the neighborhood.

Our neighbor to the right of our home, asked the neighbor
to the left, "How does that American potato-head, produce such a
beautiful, vegetable garden?"

The neighbor to the left said, "I heard she doesn't use pesticides."

The neighbor across the street threw in, "I heard she uses fresh cow pies?"

Mr. Porte, my elderly neighbor, my vegetable gardener-mentor, swelled with pride at his student. I loved that
our organic, vegetable garden gave him an extra sparkle in his eye.

Mr. Porte gave me wise gardening tips: He told me to put a piece of
copper wire in the base of my tomato plants, to prevent the tomatoes from have a grayish, brown bottom, to water the garden only three times
a week, and to pick the snails off.

Bugs give me the creeps.

Luckily, I had little helpers. I
told Chelsea (who was 6 at the time) and Sacha (4) to pick off the
snails and put them in a bucket.

                         Escargot

They did.

It dawned on Sacha that this
was not a happy little game, that these snails were doomed. That his
Mother had failed him. With tears in his lollipop eyes he asked me,
"Mommy, what are you gonna do with these escargots (snails)?"

There comes a point in every child's
life when they realize that their Mother is not
perfect….unfortunately for me, it happened when Sacha was four.

I didn't know what to say. I wanted
to lie through my teeth. I wanted to make up a story. I wanted to say
something to reassure him. In my long silence, with a look of extreme guilt, and all the while biting my lip, he started to cry. "YOU are
gonna
KILL 'em!"

                 Escargotgarden

I thought to myself, "Great, I have
psychologically, damaged my child. He is going to have nightmares…he is
going to hate me forever, what can I say, what can I do? Why didn't I
use bug spray?"

Just then, to the rescue, Chelsea
stood up. She wiped her brow, looked at me like I was the child, shook
her head and said, "Sacha, either they eat or we eat?!"

Sacha looked at her, bent don't, and continued picking the snails off the tomato plants.

Children can handle truth better than we think.



Comments

24 responses to “Lessons about Life while in the Garden of Eden”

  1. What a wise little 6 year old Chelsea was. I don’t think the snails like it hear in Georgia because I have seen very few unlike when I lived in Oregon where they make a ton of jokes about them. I had a friend who made a groomscake for her soon to be husband in the shape of a banana slug/snail. It was really funny.

  2. Wonderful story! Kids say the darndest things! – Remember that TV program with Art Linkletter?

  3. Oh, I love this story. What sweet memories. Do you still have that organic vegetable garden? If so, please show us photos this summer.

  4. Corey, are these the same kind of snails we recall from Northern California? I recall my mother telling me in childhood that — back in the late 19th century (I believe) and perhaps in Marin or Sonoma County (do you know?) — some aspiring entrepreneur got the bright idea for a money-making venture by importing and raising escargots for human consumption, since the climate is felicitous. However, despite a lack of fleet-footedness, the livestock managed to escape, began reproducing with Malthusian zeal (thanks in part to an abundance of available food) — becoming, as any home gardener or reader of “Sunset” magazine knows, the bane of Western gardens. And, inevitably, this commercial snail-farming enterprise failed.
    I can’t determine from your photos the size of your Provençal snails, though wonder if they’re larger than our Californian ones (perhaps a certain regression to the norm for California’s feral ones?). I also saw the same type and size of snails in gardens in the Azores, making me wonder if one of our fellow Portuguese was to blame for introducing them to California.

  5. Marilyn

    Corey,
    What a wonderful story! Never under estimate the wisdom of a 6 yr. old. Children always go straight to the core of a situation, don’t they?

  6. My 3 boys would have so much fun in a garden like that. If it were up to them we would have our own little petting zoo for lizards, roly-polys, earth worms and slugs. UGH!!! It is so not up to them! Have a wonderful weekend.

  7. So you no longer keep a garden? I’d miss the fresh tomatoes…….
    The season is in full swing here in New Mexico although we’ve been having a rainy spell…..no snails for us…..but oh how ugly those huge tomato worms can be !!!!!!!!!

  8. Great story. My dad had us pick off the tomato worms in Stockton.

  9. martina

    Thanks for the tomato tip! I heard elsewhere to put a Tums near the plant would stop blossom end rot. We put copper tape around the raised bed frames. It stops the slugs from invading.

  10. Sweet! You have brought up very wise and inquisitive children. Your job in the garden reflects the job done with your children… PERFECTION!

  11. What a smart Chelsea. The garden can be such a wonderful education for children and adults. Now I didn’t know about the copper wire for the tomatos. I will tell my Master Gardener husband that one and see if he knows this secret.

  12. Great story. Do you still garden? I love to garden. Not just for the food, but for the joy of it.

  13. msmezzo

    I’m not sure why, but this reminds me of a story my priest told many years ago…he was serving communion and a little brother and sister, newly confirmed, were at the rail. The brother took the bread, but did not want to eat it. His sister said, very very loudly, “EAT IT! its good for you!”
    Rebecca

  14. I love your stories of when the children were little!
    I hope you still garden, even if your snail pickers are moving on to new adventures…

  15. That is the cutest story I have heard in awhile.
    Happy weekend,
    Rosemary

  16. good story Corey!

  17. We have to pick the snails off our chilli plants that grow outside my kitchen window. Every morning many more have taken their place. Who would have thought snails would like chillis?! I wonder if we cooked these snails would they have a kick to them?!

  18. I was just picking off snails from my plants this morning, and I always feel kind of guilty doing it. Your story was darling.
    Have a great weekend Corey,
    Martha

  19. What a gorgeous story but I still remember being horrified that my parents had LIED to me and that there is not Santa!!!!

  20. Of course, in this green era of reduce, reuse, recyle, you could have kept the snails in a big plastic ribbish bin with a few air holes for a week (until they pooped out all the bad stuff in thier system) and then cooked them up, As they say… when in Ro-er-France… 🙂

  21. Ellen Cassilly

    I just heard a great story on NPR. In a small town in New Hapmshire. There was a french baker who had been baking in this town for nine years. For whatever reason she was not able to renew her visa and was going to have to close down her store. The entire town wrote letters to the embassy, which she brought back to Paris, to ask if she could stay. They told about how much she and her bakery give to the community and what a wonderful cultural ambassador she is for France, and how they love her bagettes. She was allowed to stay and the town is now preparing a homecoming parade for her. http://www.theworld.org/node/26505

  22. Hi Corey! What a wonderful story! And that Chelsea, so wise beyond the years!!! A better answer than I ever could have come up with!
    Heart warming, now, where can I find a snail picker for my garden!!!
    xoxo
    Judith~

  23. I have not laughed as hard for a long time – the spunk and wisdom of your little girl is so heartwarming! Thank you both for brightening my day. 🙂

  24. What a lovely post, and your pictures are always so vibrantly amazing!

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