French Husband the nude Model

Modeling nude was a way to make money. It was as simple as that. Or at least to me it was. How hard could it be, you take off your clothes, people look at you, then you put your clothes back on, collect $200 and go home. An easy way to make money.

French Husband didn't think it was that easy.

Shortly, after French Husband arrived in San Francisco he knew it was his "Sanata Monica Dream", he looked forward to calling it his home for a few months. Needing a place stay and money he found an Au-pair job (live-in nanny) in Cole Valley in San Francisco. The family: Two doctors living in a restored Victorian with three young children. The two doctors worked endless hours. They desperately needed someone to care, take to school, pick up, fed, and put their children to bed. Oh and they wanted their boys to learn French. For this they gave French Husband a small stipend and a place to live (a small cottage in their backyard). It was exactly what French Husband had hoped for.

His Au-pair job was ideal, paying for his basic needs and giving him a place to live. Though he had no extra cash. He asked his new found friend (#11 and 12 in my post a few days ago- Madame H.'s niece) Isabelle, if she knew of anything that he could do for a few hours a week where he did not have to talk too much to make some cash… like washing dishes or something. Isabelle was an art student in San Francisco, and she told French Husband that her art class was looking for models. French Husband applied and got the job. They sketched his feet, his face and his hands holding a book.

After weeks of hanging out at the I-Beam I agreed to met French Husband at a Burrito joint. He was more handsome than I had imagined. I thought to myself, "The light has its advantages!" We talked:

"How old are you?"

"Me tunty-tree, a you?"

"I am TWEN-TY– seven."

"What are you doing in San Francisco?"

"What? Rahpeet slow-ly please?"

I pointed to him, "You," then I looked around the burrito joint, "San Francisco, why?" as I lifted up my hands with my palms up.

"I like you."

"Okay. Oh? No- I mean WHAT…are…YOU… DOING in San Francisco?"

"Oleeday. And you?"

Those early days were a lesson in patience. French Husband would say his head felt like it was going to explode. I knew I had to speak slower, simpler, and memorize what words he knew. 

His English improved. He told me the Art class at the school had asked him if he wanted to model nude. That they would pay him a $100 an hour. That all he had to do was stand still with a sheet draped over his shoulder.

"What should I do?"

"One hundred dollars an hour?"

"Yes."

"Strip."

"What?"

"Do it."

"But what if someting, you know, eh, goes up, changes?" he asked.

"Oh, don't worry, it won't be the first time they saw something go up," I made a funny face, giggled, "it will give them a different angle!" then I cracked up over my own joke.

"Why do you laugh? You tink it is a bad idea?"

"No, do it."

"Yes."

"Yes."

And he did and nothing ever went up.

————Note————-

As French Husband modeled at an art school photos were not allowed. Phone cameras and digital weren't around, thank God. He saw some of the drawings: Mostly modern art were you could not tell if he had an eye, or an elbow, or an ear or corn.

The SLIDE is of old charcoals found at the French Brocante years ago.



Comments

44 responses to “French Husband the nude Model”

  1. Sooooo…. Madame, you gave the advice “Strip!” Would YOU strip for a $100.00 per hour?????

  2. Still lovin’ this story, Corey!

  3. ….YOU cracked up at your own joke!!!!!You should hear me now..I’m just chuckling away at this computer. Thanks once again Corey.
    Linda c.

  4. The two of you have such interesting and entertaining stories!!! You truly are “soul mates”!!! Hoping the “drawings” don’t end up floating around on the interenet now!!!

  5. What great memories!

  6. You are hilarious! I remember having to learn to edit out the extraneous words when speaking to the French artist I met. Once you focus on that you become aware of how much extra wording we use just to make a basic point.

  7. Love the slide show Corey….very cute, xv.

  8. An ear of corn? Never heard that before….I’m falling off my chair!

  9. Christine E

    I’m sitting here smiling at your wonderful love story. Keep going…

  10. now, where did I hide those cigarettes?

  11. My oldest daughter attended FIDM and the Academy Art in San Francisco…..Years after your dear husband was posing nude. She has majors in Merchandising and Marketing, requiring drawing classes. I will never forget the day she called walking home giggling. Seems one of the models had an extra “nugget.” Or at least it appeared he did. She was not the only one that noticed..and she still gets the giggles when talking about that day.

  12. Such an enjoyable romance story … even better because it’s real. Can’t wait for the next chapter.
    I went to art school and it always was interesting when it was time for life drawing. Once we had a man in his late 50s who insisted on reciting poetry while posing. Another man said he was cold so he kept his socks on … that was rather odd. Then there was the old lady, wrinkled everywhere but oh so graceful in her poses. I imagined that she once danced and almost could see her as a young girl.

  13. Keep going!! (I would have worried about things that go up, too!)

  14. Oh Corey…you are just the best….

  15. I’ve never read anything quite like your conversation w FH– it’s so funny!!

  16. Real life is better than fiction!!! LOL (:

  17. Corey… You are SUPREME! Write, write, write!
    We LOVE YOU!
    Ulla

  18. Your story made me happy today. I have a big smile across my face.

  19. Ed in Willows

    If Isabelle was in that art class, maybe you should contact her to see if she has any drawings tucked away.

  20. Perfect music to go with the slide and story! Corey, you really have a gift of expression and writing.

  21. I am soooo enjoying your “story” but can’t help but wonder if you shouldn’t save it for a BOOK! I think it’s a BEST SELLER 🙂 It certainly has my attention…and I can’t wait for the next “chapter”!

  22. Lieselotte

    This is good old Corey Humoro back again ! Keep going, gal, you do make me laugh such a lot ( I told you before this humour of yours has to do with FH – he must be inspiring you to be so wicked ).
    With love & hugs & giggles
    Lieselotte

  23. In yesterday’s blog post you stated that your otherwise “Happy Blog” would be going in new directions, not always so happy I assume. Thank you for the thoughtful aside but Corey for all the joys and charms of life you share, getting to know you, goods and bads, highs and lows is an honor, period. THank you for sharing.

  24. “Me tunty-tree, a you?”
    OK Corey – this is too funny. You have me laughing out loud today. The whole post is hysterical…

  25. Julie Ann Evins

    Hysterical ! Jx

  26. Great story!

  27. Oh my goodness Corey,
    This is a great story!

  28. Corey, our art class is looking for nude models… but it’s in Toulouse and not ‘Sanata’ Monica. Fabulous story… I met my husband in a swimming pool! But that’s not going to be on my blog for a long time!!

  29. I organized life drawing (nude model) sessions at an art gallery where I worked. Funny thing was men would call up asking to model, sometimes even offering to do it for free, but it was always really hard to get women to model. I guess times have changed? Or maybe we just attracted the weird ones…

  30. Gorgeous! Thanks for the fun start to my Monday morning (Australia) – Stop distracting me Corey! (It is getting hot in here I’m sure!)

  31. I laughed so much I could hardly read through the tears. So sweet and so funny.

  32. cheeky….

  33. Deeeeelightful!!!!
    What happened next?!

  34. So brave. I couldn’t have done it…even for $100 an hour!

  35. If I were FH I too would strip for $100/hr and I’d be worried about things going up!

  36. What a touching and yet HILARIOUS story.
    I can’t even begin to imagine how that conversation would have gone if it were my husband!!!

  37. jend’isère

    After correctly guessing that the posing was for an art school, now determine which of those friends your bathroom model?

  38. Marie-Noëlle

    So funny !!!
    I love your story,
    dear Corey !

  39. jend’isère

    Sliding us through such a story makes our imaginations grow as wild as yours. I stand corrected.

  40. Corey, what a great story! I love your blog, although I’m usually a silent reader. Thanks for sharing 🙂

  41. Love you my darling
    Love your stoies and you……….

  42. Julie Loeschke

    we always really appreciated our live models in Life Drawing class. Now a days some colleges use videos of nude models! How the heck do you draw a 3 D figure from a video?! Progress, or PC?

  43. I once took a drawing class. We just did still lifes for a while and then we were told there would be a nude model the next day. We were all so nervous. I’d never done anything like that before. But the guy who modeled was so sort of bored by the whole thing and so relaxed that we soon relaxed too. During his break, he even walked around nude and looked over our shoulders to see what we were drawing.
    ___________________
    Hi Linda
    Yann walked around too, to see what the other were drawing. But he had a sheet wrapped around him when he walked around…. at least I think so.
    🙂
    Corey

  44. Dear God, I cannot open the pictures!!!!!!! I have drawn nudes for years and it is the most asexual activity there is but seeing as this id French husband I am dismayed I cannot open the pictures!!!!

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