The Turkey Child Thanksgiving

Country Home

Thanksgiving is an American holiday. Thanksgiving celebrates the beginning of life in a new land. The seeds of friendship between two different cultures. The pilgrims and the Indians. The journey of the Mayflower. The need for one another. The helping hands of family and friends. The feast of giving thanks for where we have come from and what we have.

Or my symbolic journey of two cultures.

 

Country Home decor

Thanksgiving is the dining room table. Family gathered. The blessing. The smell of turkey, stuffing, pumpkin pie, and the sound of football in the background. My brother Marty is eating the heads of the turkey cookies.

Harvest theme decor

Celebrating Thanksgiving abroad is not the same.

During the first Thanksgiving I spent in France, we lived in Paris. A group of Americans I knew from working at the American Church in Paris had a dinner party. Everyone was in charge of bringing something for dinner. We knew it was going to be hard to find the necessary ingredients. I was in charge of the pumpkin pies. I had never made pumpkin pie. Canned pumpkins did not exist in France. I went to the market to buy a pumpkin. When I saw the pumpkin, it seemed to say, "Carve me, I am Halloween."

I took that heavy monster home. Cut it up, seeded it, simmered it, added fresh cream, brown sugar (not like brown sugar back home), the last of the maple syrup I had brought back in my suitcase, brown eggs, a tad of cognac, and spices. Then I whipped it until my hand nearly fell off and baked it.

It was delicious.

French Husband was confused. "Why do zee Americans eat salt and sugar at the same time?"
Instead of answering him, I groaned, "Eat it."
He did.
Then he said, "I prefer Chocolate."

The guests said my pies were delicious. I beamed, "I made it from a real pumpkin!"
French Husband leaned towards me and whispered, "Does fake Pump KEEN exist?"

country kitchen

The following year, at Thanksgiving, I was three weeks shy of delivering Chelsea.

I am five foot three. I gained over 50 pounds when I was pregnant. I looked like I had swallowed the turkey whole.

I went to the butcher two weeks before Thanksgiving to order a "Dinde (turkey in French)." Though we were vegetarians, I decided to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving. When the butcher asked me what size I wanted in French, I froze. I did not have the right French words in my pocket to answer him. Flustered (like what type of person goes to order a turkey at a French butcher and doesn't have the correct vocabulary in their repertoire?) I pointed to my big belly and said, "Gros comme ca, " which in English translates to "Fat like this," though I thought I had said, "Big like this."

The butcher laughed and then chopped his big knife into the cutting board. I gulped.

 

 

Country style Holly's home

 

Two weeks later, I went back to pick up the turkey. It was larger than a child. The butcher was proud, overly jolly, carrying the turkey around the counter because it was too large to hand it over to me.

The basket I brought was too small to carry the turkey home. The people in line at the butchers began to laugh when they saw it. I stood big as a cow, holding the cold-plucked-turkey-child on my pregnant belly. My hormones got the best of me as I cried in English, "I am a vegetarian who just wanted a normal Thanksgiving."

Nobody understood me.

 

Holly's country style kitchen

Slowly, I carried the turkey home. The people on the street moved away as I walked by. My face was beet red; I huffed and puffed and swore I was going into labor. I climbed the four flights of stairs, wishing for an elevator. I dragged the turkey child into the kitchen. I then sat down on the floor next to the turkey.

An hour or so later, my French Husband came home. He spotted me with the turkey, fanning myself with a recipe I had copied from the American bookstore.

French Husband gasped, "What are you doing? What is it?"

"A turkey"

"But we don't eat turkey."

"I know."

"What is it doing here?"

"Thanksgiving. We eat turkey on Thanksgiving."

"We do?"

"No. But in America, we do."

"Oh. Do you miss America?"

"I miss home," I said, then hugged the turkey child.

"Are we going to eat it?"

"No. But I am going to cook it, and you will help me, and our friends will eat it."

"How many friends do we have?"

"Not enough. But what we don't eat, they can take home."

"In France, we do not give food to take home."

"Well, we are going to break that habit."

 

 

 

Country cozy Holly's Home

Each year, Thanksgiving has been an adventure in a new land. Happy and very Thankful. I don't want to tell you all my Thanksgiving stories today because I need to save them for future generations.

Notes:
Photos of my Mom's friend Holly's Country Home.



Comments

57 responses to “The Turkey Child Thanksgiving”

  1. Corey Baby! You made me laugh so much! Thanks xXx We don’t do thanksgiving here and I am vegetarian too, but your story and the image of you hugging a child sized turkey on the kitchen floor had me in stitches and tears. Thanks…giving 🙂 Good name choice too!

  2. My o my am I really the first! (I’m sure you could give us a few lessons in French Kissing)

  3. Love your stories
    Love you
    Happy Thanksgiving
    Love you
    Jeanne

  4. I was crying while laughing reading your past adventures…..too funny, sorry. Did your friends actually brought the leftover at home?

  5. becky up a hill

    Great story Corey! Look forward to seeing Miss Holly’s home!

  6. The story of you carring the turkey made me cry! How sad! I can understand that frustration bececause I am married to a German. Happy Thanksgiving!

  7. Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family. My story is short….It was the Thanksgiving after Sept.11th. My family begged me to fly home to Chicago for Thanksgiving, my hand hesitated to purchase my ticket online. How did those who lost their lives that day have any idea what was to come? The day of my flight as I walked to my seat, I spotted a jovial man who realized we would be sitting next to each other for hours. He smiled a huge smile, said Good Morning and Happy Thanksgiving and I knew I would be okay. It was the best Thanksgiving ever.

  8. Thanks for a good chuckel this morning. When I cooked my first turkey , I didn’t know they put the jiblets “inside” it, in a little bag…so when we cut it,,well it was a bit gross and we had a good laugh.
    Happy Thanksgiving Corey.
    Marcie

  9. I love to read your stories!
    Last year we had a few family members over for dinner. There were seven of us in my very small house and miniature kitchen. I had bought a huge turkey so I would have plenty left over for sandwiches, soups and pies. I had packed up the left over turkey in a large Tupperware container and as I was trying to get this container in the fridge it slid out of my hands and turkey went all over the floor. I wanted to cry as I sat there in the middle of the floor watching my dog eat my turkey off the floor. She was so happy that I dropped it. It turned out to be her last Thanksgiving. I said I would never do it again that we would go out for Chinese food instead. Well my turkey is in the oven and the same group of people will be here at 12:30, hope it goes better this year.

  10. This will be my first holiday ever without my immediate family. I will be with cousins and aunts and uncles, which I’m very excited about, but it’s still not the same as having my immediate family. Although it isn’t nearly the same, I will soon be able to better identify with you being an ocean away from yours…
    Have a wonderful Thanksgiving!

  11. Happy Thanksgiving Corey…
    When my hubby and I celebrated our first Thanksgiving together I decided to make pecan pies. My first pie was mushy so I threw it away and started over, second pie was mushy and was also thrown away. By the third pie I was crying because I couldnt get my pecan pies to come out right. Finally my new hubby mentioned that pecan pies are supposed to be soft and have that mushy texture as the filling. LOL…we laugh about it now…
    Have a blessed Thanksgiving with your loved ones.

  12. I’m sorry, but this is so funny. I can see you walking with the turkey. Ha ha

  13. Your turkey child story can’t be beat! *rofl*
    I celebrated my very first Thanksgiving in Rome, Italy. It took mad dashes all over to Rome to get the ingredients. No canned pumpkin and no pie (did not know pack then that canned was made from fresh *hehe*), no corn – not even frozen or canned! -, no whole turkey, but approximately half (the largest piece I could find in all of Rome that is). My husband owned the “Joy of Cooking” from where I gleaned the stuffing, with celery. The turkey stayed in our small oven for what seemed like an eternity, lunch became dinner by the time that thing was cooked through. I don’t remember any pies afterwards. I was no cook back then and had not yet met Julia Child either.
    Happy Thanksgiving! 🙂

  14. Happy Thanksgiving Corey!!! Enjoy your day with your family!!!

  15. Jeanette Mc.

    I actually had to stop before typing the words “turkey child” because it’s cracking me up all over again – that’s one of the funniest (and most accurate) descriptions I’ve ever read – you’re such a great read Corey. I am also a vegetarian so no turkey for me and I’ve recently been diagnosed with Celiac disease so no rolls, green bean casserole, pineapple bread pudding (family fav) or pie for me this year – should be interesting but not the same. Happy French turkeyless Thanksgiving to you.

  16. Have a delightful Thanksgiving Day! My memories are of sharing Thanksgiving with family, where the kids sit at one table and the adults at another table. Where we laughed and played and felt the joy of being together.

  17. The 2nd year I was married my husband arrived home from sea a day before Thanksgiving. I was so proud that I had purchased a fabulous fresh turkey a month before. I bought a fresh one and then I froze it, typcial new turkey cooker. I baked it and 3/4 way thru we smelled something….the “innerd” bag had caught on fire inside the turkey. We abandoned the dinner and drove to Plymouth, MA(we were living on Cape Cod) and feasted on McDonalds and then took a wonderful tour of Plymouth Plantation. I will never forget that Thanksgiving and had the turkey gig gone well would never have such a wonderful memory!

  18. Only you could tell such a charming story. Look forward to your shop. Thankful for you posts,
    Carolyn

  19. Corey, we’ve been vegetarian for almost 20 years, so generally fix a large fancy pasta entrée of some sort (the last few years, it’s been homemade lasagne).
    But decades ago (back when we were still omnivores).. One spring, Farmboy Husband had brought home a feral calico kitten that was barely surviving in the wilds in back of the building where he worked. Being calico, it was of course a female, and being in the wild she got pregnant by a couple of tomcats during her first estrous, so that by the time FH had tamed her sufficiently with dry food in order to be able to capture her and bring her home, she was only a few weeks away from delivering a litter of four beautiful, perfect, diversely-marked kittens (since there were at least two different fathers). We had no problem finding a home for the silky long-haired grey-and-white only male, but no one we knew wanted to adopt a female kitten and we were not about to send them to animal shelters, so we kept them and by Thanksgiving had four young spayed female cats joining our two neutered adult male incumbents.
    Since we were still omnivores, we were naturally preparing a huge turkey with all the fixin’s for our holiday meal. After a couple hours in the oven, the roasting bird exuded a delicious scent that permeated the house. Even though we knew none of our female cats had ever encountered such a smell before, all four “girls” gravitated to the kitchen and lurked within a foot or two of the oven door, refusing to be moved, while the turkey finished baking, seduced by its aroma. Later, as FH carved the bird he slipped each of the kitties bits of roasted skin, which drove them to ecstasy. For as long as we continued eating meat, the cats would always hover around the oven whenever we roasted a turkey, waiting for handouts!
    Sylvia, I loved your story re the pecan pies! Even though my family always served pumpkin and mincemeat pies for holiday dinners when I was growing up, I choose to make pecan pie simply because I like it better, and in fact I already baked mine last night. Hey, I figure that even in the event of a disaster today (so that I couldn’t get any more cooking done), at least we’ll have dessert. And you know that old saying, don’t you?
    Life is uncertain, so eat dessert first!

  20. Corey, what a story. I can’t believe you carried that thing all the way home. And, I can’t believe the French don’t believe in left overs. I think I am going to make my own turkey next week just to have sandwhich.
    My immediate family from my side is up in Yosemite. Today I will be celebrating with my inlaws and after we eat we all gather around and play games, and usually do a craft activity. This year we are making christmas gift tags out of vintage papers, ribbons and glass glitter.

  21. No story to share, just gratitude for all that my family and I are privileged to have…and I’m thankful for you, Corey. Happy Thanksgiving!

  22. Dear Corey,
    I can’t believe how insensitive men can be, even when they are French! If I were you I probably would’ve killed this French guy of my for his heartless comments…. good for you for being so wise and carrying the love through all those little misunderstandings….
    I have mixed feelings about Thanksgiving. I didn’t grow up with it. I love the idea, but my family doesn’t celebrate it. I’ve done it with some friends a few times. But hate when it becomes mostly about eating. Love the idea of a group craft project suggested by Mindi.
    Blessings to you and Happy Thanksgiving!
    I’m giving thanks for you and your blog in my life!

  23. Love the name….love the stories.
    hugs,
    Gail

  24. Lol! Leave it to you to have a hilarious Thanksgiving story, Corey. Oh my, you always make me laugh. I love FH’s question, “What is it?” Happy Thanksgiving!

  25. Happy Thanksgiving, Corey and family.
    Amalee

  26. You are a fantastic story teller I like the sound of the shop but think your talents definitely lie with the pen. But who said you can’t have it all?

  27. I thought of a Thanksgiving story! (the only one I know) Hopefully you know it too…
    Alice’s Restaurant – by Arlo Gurthie
    “This song is called Alice’s Restaurant…Now it all started two Thanksgivings ago, was on – two years ago on
    Thanksgiving, when my friend and I went up to visit Alice at the
    restaurant…That’s what we did, and drove back to the church, had a thanksgiving
    dinner that couldn’t be beat, went to sleep and didn’t get up until the
    next morning, when we got a phone call from officer Obie. He said, “Kid,
    we found your name on an envelope at the bottom of a half a ton of
    garbage, and just wanted to know if you had any information about it.” And
    I said, “Yes, sir, Officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie, I put that envelope
    under that garbage.”
    It is not really a song about thanksgiving, or Alice’s Restaurant, or dumping rubbish…its an anti-war song and one of the best.
    Its incredibly long (I was tempted to post it here but instead thought I’d give you all the link – but really its best to hear him sing it if you can – its a classic!)
    http://www.arlo.net/resources/lyrics/alices.shtml

  28. jend’isère

    My daughter shared her 1st Thanksgiving meal with me in a maternity ward dining room. Meals were to be shared heartily and happily with other new mothers in this Scandinavian hospital. As expected, turkey was not served, so I felt I had to break the silent dinner. My accented announcement that it was Thanksgiving drew blank stares by the mothers at my table.
    Last Thursday her birthday and Beaujolais Nouveau were on the same day. Announcing this to a few brought smiles…as we live in France now. This celebration of wine is better known than Thanksgiving. Next time they fall on the same day, she will be old enough to enjoy it!

  29. Just had our Thanksgiving dinner and added yet another story to my list of memorable Thanksgivings. I made pumpkin pie from scratch and they looked wonderful. I whipped heavy cream with just the right amount of sugar. We took our first bite of pie and immediately the chatter around the table stopped. I forgot to add sugar to the mixture. Thank God I’m a gal from Kentucky who also bakes pecan and chess pies! I did this very same thing a couple years ago but not at Thanksgiving. Might have to give up on the pumpkin pies from now on!

  30. I’m laughing and getting teary at the same time. I’m in America having Thanksgiving with my family here while my English husband is still in Cornwall. Next year, I think I may stay home in Cornwall and show him how we do it in America.
    Thanks for sharing such a sweet and funny story. I had a similar feeling on July 4.

  31. Happy thanksgiving Corey, I have been in fits of laughter , a super story. Well done to you , for carrying it home, I can picture it now.
    Well I am British as you know, and my husband and most of my family love Turkey, I cannot stand it, what is it about Turkeys!! I have the dreaded Christmas dinner to do, might not yet though, still deciding.
    I wonder if you realize that most of the British people have roast dinners every sunday, (not me) which is just like a christmas dinner just larger and with a Turkey…!!

  32. A PRAYER BEFORE EATING
    GOOD FOOD
    GOOD MEAT
    GOOD GOD
    LETS EAT!

  33. Ha ha ha!
    When I first got to America, I also didn’t understand why Americans eat salty and sugary things at the same time. It literally disgusted my entire family! Then we realize that Americans wear gold and silver at the same time. And that turned off all the women in my family. Then, sure enough 20 some old years later, we’re eating salty and sugary, wearing gold and silver…at the same time, sometimes all at the same time…

  34. Denise Moulun-Pasek

    Good story Corey! It reminds me when I was about ten and my Mom sent me to the grocery store to buy a watermelon. I used my bike. Unlike you, the watermelon never made it home but brightened the main street with its pink and green loveliness.
    Denise

  35. Corey
    I really do not have any good stories except for a fond memory of childhood where my mother and aunties were cooking the turkey dinner and everyone else was in the other room (no open concept cooking back then) well my mother and aunts were not accustom to drinking — well they were experimenting with a wine sauce and had a little too much wine — when the turkey was done and they took it out of the oven the bird fell on the floor — they were giggling and laughing so hard as they scrambled to try and pick up this juicy hot bird eventually after much ado — they got it back in a pan of sorts — they were a mess –the kitchen floor was a mess the bird did not look so good either, then they washed it off in the sink and re-stuffed it with the oven baked stuffing, Then they carved it up so no one would notice before they brought it to the table and that did not look so good either, when they brought it into the dining room whenever someone made a comment about how good the turkey taste- my aunts and mother would start giggling and laughing — it was their private joke– they kept it secret for many years… But I must say I am a semi vegetarian like fish — eggs dairy- however. This is a most single events for a holiday tradition to change the trend I think any President could possibly do and If President and Mrs. Obama do nothing else I think that this Thanksgiving Dinner brought in award-winning chef Marcus Samuelsson of Aquavit, a Scandinavian restaurant in New York City, to help White House executive chef Cristeta Comerford and her staff prepare the largely vegetarian meal.
    The culinary offerings included potato and eggplant salad, arugula from the White House garden, red lentil soup and roasted potato dumplings or green curry prawns. Pumpkin pie tart and pear tatin were for dessert; the pears were poached in honey from the White House beehive.
    The Obamas wanted this dinner to make a statement at home and around the globe.
    An official at the White House said, “Well, I think this is their first State Dinner, so they are inviting the world into their home by way of the Prime Minister of India and it really is the time to put that outstretch hand of America here at home,” Schwartz said.
    I hope this trend continues every day of the year,,
    Joanny
    the dowser’s daughter,

  36. Great story. Mine was driving my sister in law (in my brand new vw jetta) to her house to pick up her cooked turkey to transport it to my Mom’s. She sat next to me in the passenger seat holding her cooked turkey. I had to brake and swerve to avoid an oncoming car and the turkey pan fell from her lap all over the passenger floorboard. My car smelled of turkey for months. We still laugh about it today.

  37. Thanks Corey for the wonderful story, it sure brightened up my lunch break at work. Sorry we don’t have Thanksgiving here in Australia, so no stories to share. Love the photos of Holly’s country home. The wallpaper is amazing.

  38. What a hilarious and poignant tale, Corey. Thanks for sharing. The first year we were married, my husband and I hosted his parents for Thanksgiving. Of course I wanted everything to be perfect. That holiday is forever enshrined in the family history, but not due to any culinary expertise on my part. I didn’t defrost the turkey properly, so when we cut into that seemingly well-cooked, nicely-browned turkey, we found some pink half frozen meat in the middle. Then when I bravely attempted to make turkey gravy, I added too much flour and it was, to put it mildly, rather thick. Naturally the story has survived and been retold to my two children (now adults) each year, and every Thanksgiving to this day, I can depend on at least one of them to say, “Could I have a slice of gravy, please?” (And in case you are wondering, I made the gravy today and it was fabulous!)

  39. Loved you story Corey! FH’s comment that made me LOL was: “Does fake Pump KEEN exist?” Culture differences, as you well know, make for some very funny exchanges.
    I hope you had a lovely day and the telephone got passed around the table in Willows, so you could talk to everyone.
    This isn’t about Thanksgiving, but when we lived in Germany I went to the bakery to buy some of their wonderful dark pumpernickle bread. When she asked me if I wanted it sliced (done in pantomine) I said no. Well, a whole loaf of that bread must weigh 5-7 pounds, and is very difficult to slice with a PARING KNIFE, which was the only knife we owned at the time. I too had to lug it home, but only had one flight of stairs.
    Now a funny Thanksgiving story…our second Thanksgiving as a married couple found us back in the states and hosting dinner for both of our families. My MIL bought us a twenty-five pound turkey which was on the rare side when it was time to eat. Earlier when we were setting the table we didn’t like the color of our candles and decided to slap a coat of white paint on them that we’d used on some formerly ugly chairs. When everyone was finally at the table we lit our candles and surprise they went up like tiki torches. Needless to say, we were very young and inexperienced.

  40. Oh, we have such fun reading your blog over here in California. This morning, Thanksgiving day, we woke up to crisp November air, golden sunshine streaming through the windows, and a yard *completely* covered in toilet paper!! My college friends had snuck over in the night and TPed our entire front yard. The bushes. The grass. The little angel on the bird bath. It was quite a sight – and our many neighbors peered out of thier doorways to gape or take pictures of our lovely Thanksgiving “decorations.” Hee hee, definitely another one of those more American traditions. Does TPing exist in France?

  41. My father gave our turkey away to another family this year, a family that didn’t have a turkey. So we almost had peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for dinner. But then a third family invited us to THEIR turkey dinner, and we had a wonderful time with new friends!

  42. Corey,
    One year I cooked my first turkey for my husband to be on Thanksgiving. When the bird was cooking, I began to smell plastic. Much to my horror, when I removed the cooked bird, it dawned on me I was supposed to remove the sack of “innards” before cooking. Imagine the LUCY EPISODE taking place in my kitchen, whilst my fiance waited in the living room, as I wrestled to get the legs undone and inside that steaming hot bird…not an easy job I tell you!!!!…..I was young. And he never knew my secret!!!!! LOL
    Happy Thanksgiving!

  43. When I was about 6 years or so I was at a huge family Thanksgiving. When I took a bite of the pumpkin pie it tasted horrible and I said, “Ewww” and my mother slapped my arm and told me to hush. It turned out that my aunt, who had made the pie, had used salt instead of sugar. I haven’t done that-yet. I find Thanksgiving exhausting and now make it much more simple with fewer dishes.

  44. Big smile hearing these stories! You make perfect sense to me! Gobble gobble!

  45. A number of years ago I was showing my sister-in-law how to make proper stock for the holiday meal. She watched and listend and took notes as if Martha Stewart was in the room. Hours passed. The aroma in the kitchen was intoxicating, my otherwise serious brother commented about how lovely the day was, how the scent reminded him of our childhood; his face was smiley all day. When we reached the point where I was showing my sister-in-law how to strain the stock, I became engrossed in a conversation with her and as I poured this beautiful stock through the colander she said “Shouldn’t there be a pot underneath this?”. Everything – down the drain. Everything. We laugh to this day.
    I hope your day was as wonderful as your stories for your readers.
    Blessings to you…..

  46. Julie Ann Evins

    Thats a wonderful story and says so much about you Corey. The photos today are beautiful, whose house is that ? I have never celebrated Thanksgiving and would love to experience the American way, we have been in NY a couple of times just prior to Thanksgiving and seen all the notices for the forthcoming celebrations and I have always been sorry to miss it. Do you still celebrate it every year ? I bed you nolonger cook a turkey ! A TV chef here (Hugh Fearnley – Whittingshaw) did a great show last night dedicated to the pumpkin. It was fantastic, everything from pumpkin pie, to pumkin pickles and even a pumpkin martini. Love Jxx

  47. You have such a funny way of making the days of your beginning in France seem like a funny episode of I love Lucy!!! I sure they were trying times, but it is probably easier to laugh at them now!!!
    Thank you for sharing!
    Hugs,
    Margaret B

  48. Happy Thanksgiving Corey♥ (Please tell Holly that I think her home is beautiful!)

  49. Ooh, thank you for sharing such fabulous stories! If I’d been you, I’d have been on the floor sobbing sitting beside that turkey child.

  50. We always celerated Thanksgiving growing up in France. I believe my Mom made ”real” pumpkin pie from the ‘citrouilles’and corn bread from scratch as well!
    Happy Thanksgiving 🙂

  51. Wow! I am honored as well as “Very Surprised”!
    I love your story…. look forward to Tongue in Cheek Antiques.
    Love
    Holly

  52. Funny story, you are a ham (turkey?). I love our Thanksgiving tradition and would miss it terribly if I lived in another country. We drove 8 hrs to get mom so she could spend two weeks with us and enjoy this wonderful holiday. I cooked for two days and here’s our menu:
    Roast Turkey (organic)
    Corn bread stuffing (used fresh herbs)
    White wine gravy
    Yam soufle
    Stuffed Mushrooms
    Green Beans Almondine
    Cranberry Relish (secret recipe)
    Pumpkin Cheesecake (to die for)
    And this is our scaled back menu. We’ll be eating left overs for days! Yum. Can you tell I love this holiday. BUT my favorite holiday is Christmas. Don’t get me started on what I do for Christmas.
    Enjoy! Ann

  53. home before dark

    As empty nesters the turkey is too large for us. For several years, I have been roasting capon (a castrated rooster). I like to think of him as Tommy Soprano! Thanksgiving has always been my favorite. Even as a child I preferred T-day over Christmas any day.I prefer my guilt to happen over food! Happy autumn and good days to you.

  54. Ah Corey, poor you! I know what it is to be homesick, and certainly the holidays do it to me, even Thanksgiving, and we don’t celebrate Thanksgiving in Australia, it’s just one of those days I wish my family from home was around the table.
    My first Thanksgiving here I had no idea what it was all about, so many kind people offered to take this strange foreigner home for the special day. I went with an American friend of my English cousin to Boston, where each member of the family had brought home a lost foreigner, and was treated to the most amazing experience – the huge turkey dinner (like you, I don’t eat meat, but it was impressive just the same, and so many delicious veggies), followed by 4 kinds of pie – oh my! Lucky there were also walks in the forest and raking leaves, to burn off all that good food!! It was a great introduction to Thanksgiving, and to a very generous spirited people who will take a stranger in, to this day I’m impressed by that trait over here.

  55. I love your stories!! My most memorable Thanksgiving was in University in America and it consisted of calling the Stove Top Turkey Hotline– several times on how to cook and Turkey, what to do with stuffing and basically everything. They were very helpful. And serving everything in Jumbo size slurppie cups from the 7-11 store because we didn’t have serving platters and borrowing plates and all utensils from various neighbors since we only had one set and about 20 people to serve. It turned out delicious!

  56. v.j. kohout

    What a great story!
    I so identify with French Husband on many levels and I am not French. I am Czech. All the customs and differencies are the same. I have lived in USA now longer than in CZ but I still cringe when Americans pick the food wrong way, use the silverware the wrong way, keep their hands in their laps at the dining room table and ask for the salt being passed to them when they can easily reach it themselves.
    And salty and sugary, oh that is a no-no.
    I cooked my first Thanksgiving dinner after living in USA for about three years, in efforts to adapt to the new customs. We put it on the table and then threw it in the trash can. Turkey, stuffing and all. We just didn’t find it apetizing. Not even the smells. All is well now, we love all the foods. In time we adapted and accepted and learned to like it. But ham and sugar and pineapple slices? Still a no.

  57. I’m a bit behind, but I love this story!
    I cannot imagine how people don’t like salt and sugar combined… but then I can’t imagine how people enjoy many of the things I’ve eaten in Europe and Asia, either. That’s the great thing about travel and living in places other than our own… teaching our palates to enjoy new flavors!
    I don’t care for turkey at all, but I must say, the best Thanksgiving dinner I ever had was at a restaurant in Prague, Thanksgiving of 1995. It was very pricey, but it was so delicious. They went out of their way to make a wonderful meal for their American customers. Traditional in every way except the portion sizes 😉

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