The Flying Machine and Prayers Answered

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I tell you when I pray things happen. Well, at least I like to believe that. You see when I prayed for patience- I got new neighbors when I prayed for love- I got France, and when I prayed for rain- French Husband had a last-minute business meeting. Yes, I have a direct response when I pray. My prayers are answered, though they often have a twist to them.

French Husband's plan to take me up flying changed because I prayed for rain. He got a meeting two hours away and I am sad because I burst the bubble of his excitement. I gotta learn to pray with more direct wording.

Dear Source of Love and Light,

Please help me not to be afraid of flying in the Mosquito with Sting. Please guide our flight safely. Please help me not to throw up.

Amen, Corey

The first time I went up in a small plane was with my childhood friend Tom and my brother Mathew. Tom and Mathew were daredevils, barely out of boyhood and I had just left the monastery.
Tom had a plane and often flew over my parent's ranch, or I should say nose-dived right over their house causing my father to swear, and my mother to scream, "TOM!! Wait till I get a hold of that boy!". My four brothers thought it wildly funny, and I use to wonder what it would feel like to be in a plane, zooming down in a nosedive and at the last minute pull up and soar on by.

Tom asked me to fly with him. I should have known better when my brother Mathew hopped in at the last minute. As we went up I imagined that this is what it felt like to be a bird, to feel the air beneath me, to feel the sense of space, to see the world as it is small delicious dreamlike wonder… it was glorious… until Tom started to zoom and nose dive and go from side to side. The more I begged him to stop, the more my brother Mathew egged him on to be more daring. It was a losing battle. It was worse than any carnival ride I had ever been on… and I love carnival rides. I started to pray. "Please God have Tom land this plane, get me out of here!"

I remember screaming, "I'm going to throw up! Stop please stop!" I remember those two jabronees (Sweet guys when not flying together.) laughing at me and saying things like, "You are not going to puke! Watch this!" and Tom would flip-flop the plane and my brother would cheer, "More!" and my stomach felt like it was going to give birth to a wild beast.

Well my prayer was I answered. I blew chunks all over that plane. I can still see my vomit dancing airborne in the air. It was surreal beauty in a foul like way. I can still hear Tom and my brother Mathew yelling, "Gross! Oh God that is disgusting! AH God, it smells like sh_t! Geez Corey, Jesus Christ! Gross! Oh man look it is on the window."

Like I said my prayers are answered with a twist. Tom landed the plane nearby.



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29 responses to “The Flying Machine and Prayers Answered”

  1. jend’isère

    Since it is snowing here I figured your weather kept you oput of the air. My small plane flight over Salto Angelo in Venezuela made me lose my heouvos revoltos (scrambled eggs or revolting eggs I ate for breakfast). A few other small palne adventures before motherhood wisened me. Other adventures are enough for me now.

  2. You could have prayed for snow and then your husband would have had to stay home because the roads would have been closed! *tztz*
    *giggles*
    I am relieved to know that you are safe and sound, with fee firmly down at Mother Earth. I was getting a little worried about being able to concentrate on my work while knowing you up in the air!

  3. Ready to sign in at the NASA !?!

  4. I’m a little disappointed, I really wanted to see photos of Provence from up above……LOL

  5. Corey. It’s true, when I pray I usually get an answer but I think God has a sense of humour. You have to be pretty specific or you may get a surprise. Funny.

  6. Love that story, nearly as good as the turkey! Glad your safely on the ground and know you will feel safe in the clouds with your man’s metal wings beast.

  7. I love small plane flying but only when the weather is cooperative, the air bumps smoothed out and no storm clouds looming ominously. Have FH promise no loop-de-loops under threat of airborne chunks. (Lordy, what a mental picture!)

  8. The good Lord works in mysterious and sometimes revolting ways! I think those two nitwits deserved to be puked on!

  9. Funny story Corey! I bet your brother ALWAYS listens to you now 🙂
    ps I changed blogs, this should link to my new home.

  10. I had a bad small plane experience as a teenager that left me afraid of small engine aircraft. I’ve gone up when unavoidable like for (island travel) when it’s the only way, but it is never my first choice and never any fun for me.
    That said, I can see how it might be a lovely experience for the fearless or perhaps those with a bit more faith.
    Fingers crossed that your prayers are always answered. 🙂

  11. I read your Blog first thing in the morning before I start my day. I can always count on a good laugh!! Serves your brother and friend right, for not stopping when you BEGGED them to! I got quite a chuckle!!
    My dad had a small plane when I was growing up. He was NOT a daredevil, so we have peaceful rides, looking at the patchwork quilt of the farms we flew over. I loved it!

  12. Oh, they so got what they deserved!

  13. Corey, I look forward to your writing every morning. My granddaughter will have to read this one. She’s 11 years old and is at the age where she gets a kick out of gross stuff.

  14. Kristin Wight

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! I love it!

  15. Glad your prayers were answered, although I was looking forward to some great photos of Provence from above. Your story about your brothers cracked me up. Serves them right! –Delores

  16. I am absolutely with you on this one. I am not a good flyer. When I lived in Alaska, I had to take hops in bush planes for work. Once we hit an air pocket and I grabbed the pilot’s arm. I think that you should pray for someone to offer French Husband a fantastic sum for his airplane, an offer that he cannot refuse! Maybe we could all pray along with you!

  17. Too funny! The one time I was up in a small plane my friend turned the engine off and let the plane glide for awhile. He thought it was so funny and I was so scared I thought I might puke. I have never gone up in a small plane again.

  18. Oh, Corey, you have me cracking up with another of your stories. What a trip!
    My small plane experiences were so wonderful. I was too young to be afraid and my pilot inspired great confidence and exhibited a huge amount of maturity. He was my wonderful uncle who had been a navy pilot in WWII and I loved flying with him above the San Fernando Valley, Hollywood Hills and another time over San Diego. I saw sights I never knew existed before then.
    Because he loves you SO MUCH I don’t think Sting (love the name) would want to take chances with his precious cargo.
    Regarding, twisty prayers I think God sometimes shows us that he has a wonderful sense of the comedic aspects of life.
    I hope things have settled at your house and you’re enjoying Christmas preparations.

  19. Lieselotte

    Take travel gum,Corey, it dos the job

  20. Lieselotte

    But after a second reading of your gruesome adventure up in the air, I felt a bit sick myself – poor Corey – but don´t worry, Yann isn´t going to twist and shake the plane ,I´m sure of that, and it´s going to be a wonderful flight, you won´t want to get off when you are back on the ground…

  21. My stomach is just as weak as yours, and why I LOVE dramamine pills!!

  22. C- I want chapter 2 of the Parc story…I like the planc story too, but I keep wondering what happened next at the parc…

  23. Corey, I guess those boys got what they deserved.

  24. Corey, only you could turn a story about barf into something so funny. Thanks for making me laugh.

  25. Loved the story. I can see the barf dancing in the air……..lol
    Glad you made it back to the ground safely. 😉
    Sometimes an answer with a twist is a good thing.

  26. I do hope they’ve cleaned the plane….
    Poor auntie…
    Here comes the “Pizza”, lol!
    “crazy, bad boys”… 😉

  27. oh yes!……..I do so love God and His sense of humor……love it! & really really enjoy reading your blog daily. God bless you & your family this holiday season. Stay warm!

  28. Corey,
    You make me laugh out loud. Not a small feat these days. 🙂 Thank you.

  29. I am a bit late coming to this one, so no one will likely read it, but Corey, that is not even close to how it happened. You puked in a bag, not all over the plane. We flew up to Mt. Lassen and came back, with little or no shenanigans along the way. I felt terrible that you got sick. Thats ok, though, you’re story is much better.
    Tom

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