If I Knew You Were Coming I’d Baked a Cake, Hired a Band….

Dessert-chocolate

Chocolate is not my favorite. Neither is baking. In fact I rarely bake. Baking, or I should say making desserts is a calculated risk. Yes it is. Cooking is forgiving, it is not about exact measurements. Most people who like to spend time in the kitchen define themselves as either: a Baker or a Chef, but not necessarily both.

I define myself as: Taster.

Eggs

This New Year I promised to make more cakes. French Husband and Sacha will love that promise. I will gain weight and have chocolate stains on most my clothes.

Though I wonder if I will ever get beyond the egg…

Aren't French Brown eggs pretty? French brown eggs rule in the way white eggs rule in the USA. If you go to any grocery store or open market you will find brown eggs a plenty.

(Side note: By law French eggs are tagged on the shell with a mark that defines if they are free range, organic, or living under a light bulb with 40,000 other chickens in a indoor coop.)

Bowl-and-spoon

The thing about baking is that I lick my fingers, the spoon, the bowl…(I bet that makes you want to have cake at my house!) I eat most of the batter before it ever hits the baking stage. What is it about raw egg, sugar and butter? Though chocolate is not my favorite…melted chocolate with anything is…. well…. impossible to leave alone.

Empty bowl syndrome is what I have. I cannot stand to see batter in a bowl and not stick my finger in it! Hence baking and I do not see eye to eye.

Chocolate-cake-recipe

A few years ago I bought this lovely French Dessert cookbook. You see I have made this New Year's promise before: *Bake more cakes. I promised to work through the cookbook, making two cakes a week, following the recipes exactly as written and then rating them with my family.

I broke my promise 14 cakes later.

French Husband rated all the cakes 10. He is not a good judge. All cakes are created equal and delicious in his book. Though he was good for my ego. Still I stopped at 14 cakes.

Most of them turned out… how can you go wrong mixing chocolate in anything. The batter was delicious. Though due to my bad habit the cakes were bit small and lop sided.

French-desserts-Willan

The dessert book I followed was Anne Willan's step by step Desserts and it was in French. I thought I could learn to read French and bake at the same time. Chocolate – Chocolat is an easy word to read in French.

No where in the photos did I see Anne lick the bowl.

Chocolat

French dessert from the bakery around the corner, 55 steps from our house.

55 steps is sinfully easy to do.

I promise to make more cakes. Do you have a cake recipe you would like to share?

* note: My Mother is an excellent baker. The link above is of a song she sang often to us around the house.



Comments

59 responses to “If I Knew You Were Coming I’d Baked a Cake, Hired a Band….”

  1. Save this earth it is the only one with chocolate
    I love you
    For some money talks
    for some chocolate sings
    I love you ♥

  2. Corey, I couldn’t open the link to hear the song…is it me or a little gliche? I really would love to hear it.
    I don’t bake cakes either.. I agree, it is a calculated risk, and after all my efforts the end result is really dismal.

  3. Katiebell

    Baking 14 cakes is a mighty effort, i think you asked too much of yourself. One a week, or even one a month Corey. My rule is never use a recipe, make a mess, test, taste, test and experiment all the way… oh and eating the batter, licking the bowl and covering yourself with chocolate is a necessity, not a choice.
    Baking is good, 55 steps is even better AND way too close! Move your house 😉

  4. Katiebell

    (Oh i tell i lie, I have occasionally looked at a recipe, I just choose to disobey!)
    Here’s a gem.
    Chocolate Profiteroles:
    Chocolate Profiteroles:
    4 large eggs
    1/2 cup butter
    1 cup milk
    1 cup plain flour
    100gm dark chocolate
    1 cup thick cream
    (Custard if you like – yuck!)
    Preheat oven 200C. Heat butter and milk in a pan and bring to boil. Remove from
    heat (keep in pan) and mix flour in all at once. Return to heat and stir for 3-4
    minutes (till it forms a tough dough) Off the heat beat in one egg (brown;) at a time,
    until they’re absorbed. (this is hard work and feels quite strange but keep
    going, it will work)
    Now you have a Choux (‘Shoe’) pastry. Spoon it out onto the try in large round shapes (two spoons is easiest) Cook for 20 min until puffy,hollow and golden brown. Allow to cool.
    Melt chocolate on a double boiler and add cream. Spoon onto profiteroles and
    cool in the fridge. My version avoids custard, but you can fill them. I happen
    to like the feeling of biting into air – seems to balance the heavy pastry and
    chocolate!
    Great in a pyramid for birthday cakes! My best friend made this with only farm bought
    ingredients, and a block of chocolate, in an earth oven even! So it really is a
    easy.
    Enjoy. make a mess. Lick the bowl! 🙂

  5. That was a funny post Corey! I did more baking this Christmas than ever before and i will share a very simple recipe with you for chocolate brownies, they are foolproof and very tasty with a nice coffee!
    If you trawl through my blog http://www.talesfromagarden.blogspot.com you will see a picture of the finished product!
    Cake;
    150grms Self Raising Flour
    75grms Butter
    150grms light brown sugar
    50grms plain chocolate(i use cooking chocolate)
    2 eggs
    2 tablespoons milk
    few drops of vanilla essence
    Topping;
    4ozs plain chocolate
    25grms butter/margarine
    Preheat oven to 325f/170c
    Melt butter and chocolate in a bowl over a pot of hot water.Mix well,beat in sugar and eggs,stir in remaining ingredients,transfer to a greased and lined tin(i use a 9″x11″),bake for 20mins.approx.The top should feel springy to the touch and test with a skewer to ensure that its done in the centre.
    Topping; Melt chocolate and butter , stir well, when slightly cooled spread over the chocolate cake and leave to set. Cut into squares to serve.Delicious!!

  6. I agree 55 steps is sinful. I’d be rounder than I already am…LOL
    This is from my father in law and we love it! The mix is thick but so yummy 🙂
    Apple Walnut Ring Cake
    2 sticks butter (1 cup)
    2 cups sugar
    3 eggs
    3 cups flour
    1 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
    1/2 teaspoon salt
    1 teaspoon cinnamon
    1/4 teaspoon mace
    2 teaspoons vanilla
    3 cups apples, chopped and peeled
    2 cups chopped walnuts
    Cream butter (ok to melt..makes it easier to mix)with sugar. Add eggs, beating after each one.
    In separate bowl sift and mix flour, baking soda, salt, cinamon, and mace. Stir into butter mixture.
    Add vanilla, apples, and walnuts. Mix well.
    Spoon into 10” bundt pan and bake in pre-heated, 325 degree oven for 1 1/2 hours
    Enjoy!!

  7. Oh my Mom is THE MOST AMAZING baker and chef. I just recently introduced her to your blog so I am praying that she reads my comment and writes one of her AMAZING RECIPES!!! You will be all the better for it. I mean, simply amazing. Cooking is her passion. She needs to write a cookbook/bakebook…….Gina

  8. I’m not a baker either..more of a chef. I pefer to drink wine while I cook and this calls for sloppy measuring.
    Making pineapple mouuse tonight..I’ll let you know how that one turns out.

  9. I’m still trying to make Heather Bullard’s honey cinnamon butter and all you have to do is melt the butter! My man bakes like Julie Child but not me. I bought the Madeleine cookie tins, I think I’ve had them for 2 years. How sad am I? I think I’ll go watch Julie & Julia one more time for inspiration. Bon Apetite.

  10. This is my grandmother’s Pound Cake Recipe and it is sooo good!
    And since you like eggs…it calls for a heart stopping eight eggs.
    1 lb. Butter
    1 teaspoon Vanilla
    2 2/3 cups of Sugar
    3 1/2 cups sifted Cake Flour
    8 medium eggs
    8 tablespoons canned cream
    Separate eggs; whip egg whites
    Add two level tablespoons sugar while beating (taken from the 2 1/2 cups); place this mixture in refrigerator until rest of the cake is mixed.
    Cream butter gradually add sugar and whip until light. Add egg yolks and beat with each addition. Add flour and cream alternately. Whip mixture until light ( about 10 minutes) low speed. Add egg white (from frig) and mix well.
    Bake 50-60 minutes at 325 degrees. (Grease pan)
    Mmmm! Just like grandma used to bake, I mean make.

  11. jend’isère

    I share a similar dilemma, with family skiing in Alps and cakes to bake. An annual situation, with my Monday birthday, husband’s Tuesday. What takes the cake is my son’s the following week requiring cakes for school, the party plus the real day. Holiday season is prolonged so Betty Crocker would gladly be my friend. With outgoing buches de Noel cakes and incoming Galette de Roi, boulangeries are my friends.
    Reader recipes will be noted to try, at my leisure/pleasure.

  12. Ed in Willows

    This is my sister’s recipe and it’s amazing:
    SHOK-N-AWE
    2 large granny smith apples, peeled, cored and cut into 8 slices each
    2 tubes Crescent Roll dough
    2 cubes butter or margarine
    1 1/2 cups sugar
    1 tsp Vanilla
    Cinnamon
    1 can Mountain Dew
    Preheat oven to 350 “(very important)”
    Roll 1 slice of apple into each triangle of crescent roll dough and place in baking pan.
    Melt butter in sauce pan, remove from heat and add sugar and vanilla.
    Mix well and pour over all crescents.
    Sprinkle cinnamon over all.
    Pour Mountain Dew around the edge of the pan being careful not to pour any on any crescents as it will wash the glaze off.
    Bake for 40 minutes and cool for 5 minutes.
    Best served hot over French Vanilla ice cream.
    “SHOKNAWE” (Shock & Awe because you are in SHOCK over what’s in it and AWE over it’s taste)

  13. Oh Corey, I’m so old I actually remember hearing that song on the radio (before we even had a TV!) as a very little child.
    Will dig out a couple cakes from my recipe database to post when I get the chance.

  14. I am the baker and my husband is the cook (that is not to say that we can’t both do the other, it just seems that’s were things naturally fall). Cooking is too imprecise for me; I need measurements to get me started before I start winging it, so baking fits me a bit better.
    I’ll have to search through my recipes. I’m more likely to make cookies and bars so the majority can go to work with one of us (keeps the intake at home down!).
    Good luck with your resolution, Corey!

  15. Julia Child’s CHOCOLATE and ALMOND CAKE {Mastering the Art of French Cooking} is my favorite cake recipe! But…if I lived that close to a fabulous French bakery {I’d even walk a mile!}I would be a daily visitor {with the pounds to show for it!}
    xo,
    Cheryl

  16. We are a great pair! I hate to cook but love to bake ♥ Baking makes the whole house smell so warm and yummy…. and then, sweets to eat!

  17. I too am a baker, cooking is daunting for me. I love baking and have never had anything turn out inedible. Can’t say the same for cooking, although I have improved greatly in my old age (54)!

  18. Here is the cake that makes me happy and sad because it was the only cake I remember my mom baking (she was a TERRIBLE baker which is probably why I became a professional one!) My mom is gone now but this cake gets baked for birthday breakfasts, quick desserts, and for delivering to friends. It’s called Cinnamon Flop and is impossible to make FLOP!
    2 cups flour
    1 cup sugar
    1/2 teaspoon salt
    2 teaspoons baking powder
    about 1 cup milk
    Preheat oven to 350 degrees. combine all ingredients except milk in a bowl. Pour milk in while stirring. Add enough milk to make a thickish batter. Pour into a greased 10″ round pan. Dot top with about 4 tablespoons butter that has been cubed. Sprinkle on a generous amount of ground cinnamon and about 1/4 cup (or more!) of brown sugar. SWIRL WITH YOUR FINGER (and then lick it!!).
    Bake about 40 minutes, or until a pick comes out with just a few crumbs.
    If you like it Corey, email me for ideas for variations!

  19. Two cakes a week!!! Wow! I’m doing good if I make one cake a month!! I love to bake, so I’m baking something different each week. Loved your post, good laughs.

  20. Bonnie Buckingham

    Julia Child!! She was growing in front of Paul!
    Try her Choc. Almond Cake.
    Hope you have her cookbook!

  21. I don’t bake much…I like to cook meals and eat someone else’s cake. Seriously if I lived where you lived I would not find the need to bake.
    I bake a Rum Cake every year at Christmas…here is the recipe: One box Duncan Hines yellow cake, one box vanilla pudding, lot’s of rum…then bake in oven following the directions on the box…I told you I don’t bake much. Seriously this cake is amazing, my friends love it and someone always asks for the recipe…no matter how many preservatives it might have. LOL
    I buy Brown Free Range Eggs…I make omelettes that would make a Frenchman cry with delight.

  22. Corey, do you or your Northern California relatives remember this oldie but goodie? Farmboy Husband is much better at candy-making than I am, so doing the topping is always his contribution to the project!
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    BLUM’S CARAMEL CRUNCH CAKE
    INGREDIENTS
    CARAMEL CRUNCH TOPPING:
    1½ cups sugar
    ¼ cup coffee
    ¼ cup white corn syrup (e.g. Karo)
    3 teaspoons baking powder, sifted
    SPONGE CAKE:
    1¼ cups flour
    1½ cups sugar
    6 egg yolks
    ¼ cup water
    1 Tablespoon lemon juice
    1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
    8 egg whites
    1 teaspoon cream of tartar
    1 teaspoon salt
    WHIPPED CREAM FILLING:
    2 cups (= 1 pint) heavy cream, chilled
    2 Tablespoons (or more) 10X sugar
    2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
    SPECIAL EQUIPMENT:
    Candy thermometer (for topping); UNgreased baking pan, 2 sheets wax paper; rolling pin; UNgreased angel-food or tube pan; funnel
    DIRECTIONS
    TOPPING: Boil sugar, coffee and syrup to 310°F (hard-crack stage). Remove from heat, stir in baking powder till mixture thickens and pulls away from pan; do not deflate foam. Pour into pan, cool. Remove, put between wax paper sheets, crush with rolling pin.
    CAKE: Beat egg whites, cream of tartar and salt till foamy; beat in ¼ cup sugar. In large bowl mix flour and ¾ cup sugar; add yolks and remaining liquids, beat till creamy. Fold whites into batter; spoon into tube pan. Bake 50-55 minutes @ 350°F. Cake is done if it springs back when lightly touched. Remove pan from oven, invert over upside-down funnel, let cake cool, then loosen with spatula and set cake on plate.
    FILLING: Whip cream, sugar and vanilla till stiff.
    ASSEMBLY: Split cake into 3 or 4 layers. Spread ½ the cream between the layers, the rest on cake top and sides. Chill. When ready to serve, cover top and sides of cake with crushed topping.
    SOURCE:
    “Williams-Sonoma Cookbook” by Chuck Williams; Random House, New York, 1986. This was the signature dessert at the now long-defunct Blum’s restaurant/bakery headquartered in Macy’s on Union Square in San Francisco. As teens, my girlfriends and I would order huge slabs of this at lunch on special shopping expeditions to The City. Eclair Bakery in Berkeley also made an immense 2-layer sheetcake version, often served at women’s social functions at Cal.

  23. You won’t miss the eggs or dairy ingredients in this chocolate cake!
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    VEGAN DEVIL’S FOOD (CHOCOLATE) CAKE
    INGREDIENTS:
    1½ cups flour
    1 cup sugar
    ¼ cup unsweetened cocoa
    1 teaspoon baking soda
    ½ teaspoon salt
    1 cup water
    ⅓ cup vegetable oil
    1 Tablespoon white vinegar
    1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
    DIRECTIONS:
    Preheat oven to 350°F. Mix together and sift dry ingredients in a large bowl. Add liquids, beat till just combined. Pour into pan(s). Bake 40-50 minutes, or fill toothpick comes out clean when inserted in center of cake. Cool pan(s) on wire rack.
    COMMENTS:
    Very easy recipe. Produces a lightweight, not-too-rich devil’s food-type cake. Tasters won’t realize it doesn’t contain any eggs or dairy products. Suitable for a wide variety of vegan toppings, e.g. sifted 10X (powdered) sugar, melted bitter- sweet or semisweet chocolate for coating, raspberry jelly, cherry-pie filling, and/or non-dairy whipped topping.
    SOURCE:
    Pittsburgh “Post-Gazette” Sunday Food Section, part of recipe for Black Bottom Cupcakes. Reprinted from “Dining by Design,” by the Junior League of Pasadena, CA.

  24. Oh, Corey I was reading your post out loud and now Mr. Pinky wants a cake… I am neither a baker or chef. Hugs and a Happy New Year

  25. Are blueberries available outside of North America? If not, there must be some other berry that you could reasonably substitute! This makes an especially suitable coffecake for breakfast or brunch.
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    BLUEBERRY ALMOND CRUMB CAKE
    INGREDIENTS
    CAKE:
    ¾ cup (= 1½ sticks = 6 oz.) soft butter
    1½ cups sugar
    3 eggs
    1½ teaspoons pure vanilla extract
    2 teaspoons grated fresh lemon peel
    2 cups flour
    3 teaspoons baking powder
    ½ teaspoon salt
    1 cup unflavored yogurt or sour cream
    1½ cup fresh (or frozen) blueberries
    2 teaspoons flour
    TOPPING:
    ½ cup sugar
    ¼ cup flour
    1 teaspoon grated fresh lemon peel
    ¼ cup (= ½ stick = 2 oz.) COLD butter
    ⅓ cup slivered (sliced) almonds
    DIRECTIONS
    CAKE: Cream butter, sugar, eggs, vanilla, lemon. Mix 2 cups flour, baking powder, salt. * Sift, then fold, ⅓ of the dry ingredients into batter, then fold in ½ the yogurt; repeat from *. In a small bowl, toss berries with 2 teaspoons flour, then fold them into the batter; pour into pan.
    TOPPING: Cut butter in ¼” bits. Mix sugar, flour, nutmeg, lemon, then cut in butter till crumbly; stir in nuts. Sprinkle over batter; bake cake 40-45 minutes @ 350°F, till golden brown. Let cool; cut and serve from pan.
    COMMENTS
    TIME-SAVERS: Buy already-slivered almonds; grate and freeze peel from juiced lemons.
    HINT: To obtain grated lemon peel without inevitably bloodying your knuckles, cut the required amount of zest (minus white) from the lemon(s) and chop fine with a small sharp knife; place in blender or food-processor with the amount of sugar called for in the recipe, then whirl at highest speed till peel is same size as if grated!
    SOURCE:
    An old friend brought this when she came to visit a local Food Editor with whom I long ago worked. Years later its was published in a feature on blueberries in the Pittsburgh “Post-Gazette” Food Section.

  26. Foolproof butter cake, I swear! When I was a teenager this is the first cake I ever taught myself to make that wasn’t from a mix (mother always used boxed mixes).
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    ABSOLUTELY CLASSIC POUND CAKE
    INGREDIENTS:
    1 cup (= 2 sticks = ½ lb.) soft butter
    1¾ cups sugar
    5 eggs
    2 cups flour
    ¼ teaspoon salt
    LEMON POUND CAKE:
    Add 2 teaspoons grated fresh lemon peel to the batter.
    CHOCOLATE POUND CAKE:
    Add 6 Tablespoons cocoa + ¼ cup milk to the batter.
    MARBLE POUND CAKE:
    Add 3 Tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder + 2 Tablespoons milk to ⅓ of the batter.
    DIRECTIONS:
    Cream butter, sugar, eggs with electric mixer (or by hand, if you’re strong enough!) till fluffy; mix dry ingredients, then fold them in to the creamy mixture. Pour batter in pan, bake 90 minutes @ 300°F. Cool pan completely on rack before removing cake.
    LEMON POUND CAKE: Add peel.
    CHOCOLATE POUND CAKE: Add cocoa and milk to the batter.
    MARBLE POUND CAKE: Pour ⅓ of the plain batter into a small bowl, then add cocoa + milk to it; pour the white ⅔ of the batter into the baking pan, top with dollops of the chocolate batter, then swirl a butter knife through it all to mix slightly for marbled effect.
    COMMENTS:
    Margarine may replace butter in Chocolate and Marble cakes, or use ½ shortening; I prefer all-butter, but once upon a time was too poor to use that much of it in baking.
    N.B.: This recipe does NOT call for baking powder or soda; eggs alone are sufficient to leaven true pound cake. It was named “POUND” because the traditional old recipe used one pound of each of the main ingredients!
    SOURCE:
    “Fannie Farmer Cookbook,” 11th edition, revised by Wilma Lord Perkins; Little, Brown & Co., Boston, 1965. Myrtle Allen, an elderly neighbor of ours in the mid-1970s in the Maryland suburbs of Washington, D.C. (but a native of Goldsboro, N.C.), taught me the lemon-peel variation. She also baked her pound cakes in greased, wax-paper lined, 1-pound coffee tins – then, after they had cooled, froze them in the cans with the plastic lids on.

  27. I have a fantastic recipe for a French comice pear cake.. easy and yummy although not chocolate.. (will I email the recipe to you?)
    I have my own chickens and they all lay brown eggs.. and of course they are organic..
    (and Nigella licks the spoon too.. and Jamie dips his finger in all the time.. so what is good for them is good for us, no?)

  28. I am more of a cook and less of a baker myself! However I just made these this weekend and everyone loved them. They are not gourmet but sooo good. You probably will have to add a french twist.
    Take choc.chip cookie dough and put in a mini muffin pan coated with non stick cooking spray. Bake as directed depending on recipe. Upon removal from oven immediatly insert Reece peanut butter cup. Enjoy.
    PS I am out of town so I couldn’t post my favorite.

  29. Oh, you hit a chord with me when you wrote this post! I love baking more than anything. I can spend all day in my kitchen baking and forget about everything else that needs my attention. I am finally remaking the kitchen in my house that was installed by previous owners over 30 years ago. It does not work for me. It is not a baker’s kitchen. My plan is for my kitchen to have the feel of an old bakery. There will be a lot of honed marble. Anyway… cake recipes. Yesterday I made dessert for my annual New Years Day Brunch. It was not a cake, but little individual graham cracker tart shells filled with a delicious chocolate ganache and topped with a giant, torched, homemade marshmallow. If you want to bake something wonderful, other than a cake, try these!!

  30. Here’s the recipe for the Mother of all American chocolate cakes!
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    MISSISSIPPI MUD CAKE
    INGREDIENTS:
    5 oz. unsweetened chocolate
    1¼ cups coffee (liquid, not powder)
    ¼ cup whiskey (or additional coffee)
    1 cup (= 2 sticks = ½ lb.) soft butter
    2 cups sugar
    1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
    2 eggs, slightly beaten
    2 cups flour
    1 teaspoon baking soda
    ⅛ teaspoon salt
    10X sugar, or sweetened whipped cream
    SPECIAL EQUIPMENT:
    Greased 9″-diameter angel-food, bundt or other tube cake pan; wire cooling rack
    DIRECTIONS:
    Melt chocolate in double boiler; remove from heat, pour into large mixing bowl, stir in coffee and butter. Beat in sugar, vanilla and eggs. Fold in dry ingredients. Pour batter into greased tube or bundt pan. Bake @ 350°F till a toothpick inserted in the center of the cake comes out clean (ca. 90 minutes).
    COMMENT
    OPTIONAL: Dust the greased tube or bundt pan with unsweetened cocoa powder. After baking cake, remove from oven and cool COMPLETELY in the pan before unmolding it, otherwise the cake will break if you try to get it out of the pan too soon. This cake is traditionally topped with a light dusting of 10X sugar or whipped cream (although vanilla ice cream is always acceptable!).
    SOURCE:
    “America the Beautiful: Authentic Recipes from Across America,” excerpted in the Pittsburgh “Press” Sunday Food Section. Perhaps the person who named this cake thought its deep-brown color was reminiscent of the muddiness of the US’s longest river.

  31. Since you’re cooking from Anne Willan’s book, I thought a nice tie-in would be an ultra simple recipe from Amanda Hesser, who apprenticed as a personal cook to Anne Willan, and earned a Graduate Diplóme from the École de Cuisine La Varenne, Anne’s cooking school.
    Dump-it Cake: http://tinyurl.com/yg2jndg
    The Recipe appears in Amanda’s memoir “Cooking for Mr. Latte” about meeting her husband.

  32. Corey, your post is timely. I just watched Julie & Julia last night and now I want to bake and cook. Blessings and Bon Apetite! Kimberly

  33. Oh, le bel! 🙂
    Here is a 5 minutes cake for you:
    http://maalie.blogspot.com/2009/11/five-minute-chocolate-cake.html
    (sorry, only a cup to lick here! *giggles*)
    Honestly, your bakery sounds like the perfect “55 Steps” programm:
    You walk, you buy the cake, you walk home: tidy kitchen every time.
    Btw, baking two cakes a week sounds like a recipe for fattening Hänsel and Gretel (or a goose).

  34. My French is a total disaster:
    I wanted to write “Oh, le bol!”

  35. I don’t know if this stack-o’-crêpes “cake” is truly French, nor have I tried the recipe yet; however, it sounds scrumptious!
    Holiday Crepe Cake
    http://projects.washingtonpost.com/recipes/2009/12/23/holiday-crepe-cake (you should see the photo!!!)

  36. I do have an affair with batters in bowl…
    With Chocolate, too <3

  37. I have a recipe for the best cake ever…it’s tasty and forgiving (in the measurement area) and not difficult at all.
    (It’s my grandmother’s recipe and my dad’s favorite, so I make it every Christmas eve…just for him!)
    Blackberry Cake
    2 cups white sugar
    3/4 cup shortening
    4 eggs
    (blend those until well mixed)
    1 1/2 cup fresh blackberries
    1/3 cup water with 1 1/2 tsp. soda
    (add the blackberries and the soda water to the sugar/shortening/egg mixture; mix well.)
    2 1/2 to 3 cups flour
    1 1/2 tsp. cloves
    1 1/2 tsp. cinnamon
    1 1/2 tsp. allspice
    (blend dry ingrediants. Add to the wet mix.)
    Bake at 45 minutes at 350 degrees.
    Yum!

  38. I took this recipe from my blog:it is quick and foolproof and as the name suggests is cooked in 6 minutes!
    Enjoy
    Gina
    I am going to part with a trade secret. My recipe for a wholemeal flour Chocolate Cake that was re-named in my childhood home as
    6 Minute Microwave Chocolate Cake.
    This recipe has been my emergency fall back since I discovered it at the age of 12! Our family had just bought our first microwave and we were in awe at how this turntable oven could cook our food so quickly. It seemed so space age. It came with a cook book and it was in this book that I came across this amazing recipe.
    Aged 12, I transcribed it in curly joined up writing using my best cartridge ink pen into a small notebook that I wanted to fill up with favourite recipes for when I got married.
    Well here I am, 3 times older, married and with the little tattered notebook still in my kitchen. The words are faded and I have had to write Metric grams next to the old Imperial ounces.
    And now this recipe is going to leap into the modern age of the Internet so that I will have a back up copy of it and you can share it too.
    Ingredients.
    Cake:
    3oz – 75 grams Wholemeal Flour
    1 tsp Baking Powder
    1oz – 25 grams Cocoa
    4oz – 110 grams Butter
    4oz – 110 grams Sugar
    2 Eggs
    3 tbsp Water
    Beat all ingredients together for 2 minutes with an electric beater. Put into a bowl and cook in microwave for 6 minutes at full power or in oven for 20 minutes.
    Icing:
    4oz – 110 grams Icing Sugar
    1/2 oz – 10 grams Cocoa
    1 1/2 oz – 30 grams Butter
    2 tbsp Milk
    Put all the ingredients into a saucepan and melt, stir well and pour over cake immediately.
    I guarantee you that you can make, cook, ice and clean up from this cake in 20 minutes as I found myself doing this weekend.
    I hopped into the passenger seat of the car with this on my lap and the only problem was that it was still so hot that I had red knees when I got to my destination!
    Happy Baking!
     

  39. My mouth is watering…I need to go bake a cake now. And the best part is licking everything!! LOVE IT. Sometimes I bake and give it all away because I am satisfied with the process and licking the spoon…the bowl…the beaters. Yum.
    My husband and I might get to come to Paris this spring! I am very hopeful and have books galore to go through about it. We live in the States in the Pacific Northwest. I have loved discovering your blog, my mom told me about it. It is delightful.
    Thank you for your wonderful poetic daily musings!
    Blessings,
    Megan

  40. I love to bake and I make brownies that my brother claims are perfection. My kids still prefer Oreos from the store.
    The cake I bake that most people love is a Turtle Cake, like the candy turtles. It has a layer of German chocolate cake on the bottom and top with melted caramels mixed with butter and evaporated milk then melted chocolate chips in the middle. You can also add pecans or almonds or some other nut, but I’m a nutless baked good person. Let me know if anyone wants the actual recipe.

  41. Cake, schmake. I just love the song! Wonderful idea to have included it in your post.
    Happy 2010!

  42. i just put the brownies in the oven. their scent is starting to waft into the living room.
    i try not to lick bowls, but always seem to forget to wash them with a spare spatula and spoon for my 3 kids to fall upon in glee.
    for a brief dozen years, i baked for coffee houses all around town. it started because i never knew when i might need a post partum cookie. hmmm. the kids are the same ages as chelsea and sascha now(plus another to pull up the rear at almost 13).
    a long time ago when my kids were much younger, i sent a recipe to a magazine. it is on line and located here. please follow my added directions to make it work perfectly every time. the test kitchen took some liberties with my original recipe.
    these are sinfully long lasting biscotti. (they last as long as you can stand to let them). GOURMET called them “wendy’s biscotti”
    http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Wendys-Biscotti-10075
    happy new year corey (and legions of her fans)!

  43. Perhaps I should swear that baking-oath myself! When our children were little I baked at least one cake per week, but now it is 4 or 5 times in the year, and then I mostly use readymade baking-mix.
    *sigh*
    Rabenfrau

  44. I knew this would happen and I’m LOL.
    As soon as you confess your problems with baking and all your efforts to overcome them, what do all your well meaning friends do? Send more recipes! And let’s face it Corey, they will probably never be used, will they? Well, perhaps one or two.
    Personally, I love baking. I love the process, I love new discoveries, I love the chemistry – both physically and spiritually and I love the results. And I LOVE licking the bowl, the beaters, my fingers, anything that is touched by the mixture – and when I bake, that’s pretty much everything.
    My family (4 MEN!) don’t eat cake. Or biscuits (cookies) or sweet stuff generally so I don’t get to bake nearly as much as I would like. I just end up eating it all myself. Fun – but not good. So I love people who don’t like baking because I can bake for them.
    I don’t have any problems with baking but I can’t tell an antique from a reproduction to save myself. And as for home decorating and the ability to throw together an eclectic mix of trinkets, treasures and bric-a-brac to create style and charm, well – it just ends up looking like I took advice from homeless people.
    We each do what we are good at because it comes naturally. I bake. You Corey, create beauty. Your words, your pictures and your style. If you were to spend your days conquering your baking demons, just think of detrimental effect that would have on all our lives, not to mention your online shop.
    And so God in His wisdom has set you down 55 steps from the Boulangerie/Patisserie and me in a country NOT famous for antiques.

  45. I opened the link, started singing along, imagined your mother doing the same with her children & grandchildren…and I am now totally inspired.
    I WILL BAKE A CAKE!
    Thank you fellow Corey cake bakers….

  46. Mary Ellen

    Ha ha I love these links. Makes me want to bake some more. I like a reliable cake; one child loves chocolate (and I swear I discovered Grammie’s chocolate cake recipe about 5 years ago!) the other loves poppy seed anything. And carrot cakes…and of course Aunt V’s cheesecake is the all time bomb. But that will be what my sis and I bake in our retirement for cash….I will share the others if you would like….do you bake metric or american?

  47. @Karen C: Corey asked for the recipes and when Corey asks the TIC faithful comply.
    @Ed in Willows: I think a more appropriate name for the Shock-n-Awe cake would be the Myocardial Infarction Cake or more simply put, the Heart Attack Cake. It is so bizarre, I may have to try it, with the butter … less risky than the margarine.

  48. Oh I nearly spit out my tea when I read this…and then giggled cause I have decided I need to learn to be a better cook..it has not really been my cup of tea and then I watched Julie and Julia and Julia Child said no fear..so I am on an adventure…so not cake recipe for you yet…I haven’t gotten past the box ones..lol
    love and blessings my friend
    Tammy

  49. Just give me an apple galette or a creme brulee….I don’t bake too many cakes! The bakery looks divine.

  50. Happy New Year, Corey! Cakes, huh? If you hear any knocking on the door tomorrow, that’ll be me. Lucky FH to have you baking cakes as a New Year’s resolution. My husband doesn’t have it so good but shhh, don’t tell him. ;p Any cakes are good with me but please take lots of pics while you’re at work in the kitchen. I enjoy seeing fabulous food photos and yours – even though they might be a learning work-in-progress – will no doubt look delicious. Think of it as food styling on all the fabulous plates and linens you’ve found at your brocantes.
    Now I’m off to read more of your posts…I’m so behind with my blog reading and I’ve been missing yours…

  51. You bake? Don’t tell my husband. He’ll think I should make more of an effort to.
    I don’t iron either! I hang shirts fresh from the dryer straight up into the closet and hope for the best. DH has to iron them before he goes out.
    Wife of the Year I am not.
    However, I will shop & cook meals. No probs.
    I envy those with a patience for baking. Not having a sweet tooth though I have really NO desire to. I do love French brown eggs though, sunny side up with a glass of milk. 🙂
    YOUR photos are glorious. I could look at them all day. You have this amazing light and composition to them which I adore. Well done Corey!! xo

  52. would you believe I got a mixer and a cupcake pan for christmas??Well it’s true, I love to make cupcakes , my sons bday is in a few weeks but I may make some sooner, all this talk about cake is making me hungry!

  53. I also am not much of a baker — actually I kind of enjoy it but I’m not a dessert-lover, so I’m lacking in motivation. As with you, all of this is much to my family’s regret! I used to make a homemade dessert every Sunday morning, then got distracted by Internet…sigh…
    I’m sure you know and probably own this book, but I have found that Les Cakes de Sophie are real winners, even if the recipes are formulaic.

  54. To Franca
    (Head hung in shame) I’m sorry.
    I missed the request in BIG BOLD WRITING at the end of the blog.
    It won’t happen again.

  55. 55 steps! Ahhh…yum!
    Happy baking!
    : )
    Julie M.

  56. I just baked this cake last week for a friend’s birthday. Though I’m a francophile, I’m Irish at heart, and this is the BEST chocolate cake recipe ever. Enjoy!
    Guinness Chocolate Cake
    1 cup Guinness
    10 Tbsp unsalted butter
    3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa
    2 cups superfine sugar
    3/4 cup sour cream
    2 large eggs
    1 Tbsp vanilla
    2 cups flour
    2 1/2 tsp baking soda
    Heat oven 350.
    Butter 9″ springform pan and line with parchment
    – In large saucepan combine Guinness and butter.
    – Heat over medium heat until butter melts.
    – Remove from heat, add cocoa and sugar, whisk to blend.
    – In small bowl combine sour cream, eggs, vanilla, mix well.
    – Add to Guinness mixture, add flour, baking soda and whisk again until smooth.
    – Pour into pan, bake until risen and firm, 45 minutes to 1 hour.
    While cake is baking, enjoy the rest of the bottle of Guinness…and make the topping.
    Topping:
    1 1/4 cups powdered sugar
    8 oz cream cheese, room temperature
    1/2 cup heavy cream
    In food processor mix sugar and cream cheese until smooth. Perhaps a bit more powdered sugar to make it less runny.
    Beat heavy cream until fluffy, fold into cream cheese mixture. Add a little cocoa powder to give it the murkiness of Guinness froth.
    Cool cake on wire rack. When cool, remove cake from pan, place on platter, top with frosting, ice top of cake only so it resembles a frothy pint of Guinness.

  57. Happy New Year Dear Corey
    55 steps to a bakery
    sounds like heaven !
    Sending Love * Sunlight from the Joshua Tree Desert

  58. I cannot claim credit for my favorite cake recipe, as it came from Cooking Light, but here is a link:
    Apple-Cinnamon Cake
    http://tinyurl.com/yfpuwkv
    I am a Baker, most definitely. I CAN cook, pretty well, but I don’t enjoy it at all. I think I like baking because it’s a lot of hyper-focused activity, then you put the dish in the oven and walk away. Cooking is way too multi-tasked for me. So my husband does all the cooking, I do a bit of baking, and it works out well for us.
    I would love to do more baking, but if I did, we’d both be gigantic. I am very much looking forward to having kids around to eat the things I bake!

  59. Wow! That chocolate, it is so special and very adorable to the eyes! Excellent!

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