Scrambled eggs never tasted so good as they did when French Husband made them this morning. When the eggs touched my taste buds I knew that this was the food of the gods. I asked, "Whatever did you do to these eggs? How did you get them so fluffy? And why haven't you ever made them before? Over twenty-some years and you pop out this secret. You are the breakfast king! Forego the baguette baby this is the Breakfast for Champions! Or is that with Champions?"
French Husband looked at me and said, "Too early, slow down."
You see I rattled that paragraph (above) in record-breaking English speed. Then I ran to get my camera. French Husband said, "Breakfast with what?"
Later Sacha came downstairs for breakfast, he looked at me as I hunched over the eggshells and said, "Mom why are you taking a photo of broken egg shells?"
Then he tasted the eggs. Looked up surprised. I pointed towards his Dad exclaiming, "He is the Breakfast Champion."
"Good eggs. Really good in fact."
"I am so off the hook, so done with cooking eggs, Daddy has won the award, and the honor.
Breakfast Cooker."
Sacha corrected me, "You mean Breakfast Cook."
I shook my not so pretty morning head, no, "Breakfast Cooker!"
Cooker… when the French first learn to speak English they often say, Cooker instead of Chef or baker or cook. French Husband has kept this little twist because I find it charming.
1988 First days of married life in France:
"You are a good cooker?" he said.
I said, "Kooky yes, cooker no."
He asked, "You are a kooky (cookie) cooker too?"
Charming now and ever so confusing then. Ah the beginning of a Franco / American love affair where the two people barely spoke the other's language.
At least they fed on good food and good….
Scrambled Eggs:
Take three eggs and separate the yolk from the whites.
Whip the whites into Mount Everest like peaks.
Mix the yolks in a separate bowl with a touch of salt, pepper and milk.
Then fold the two together.
Melt some butter in the pan, when the pan is hot pour in the egg mixture.
Turn it gently over and around with a spatula.
Serve to your Queen, King, Prince, and or Princess and you will be the Champion Cooker.
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