Brocanting Began with a Belly Flop

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If there is anything that can make my
heart beat like a passionate drum, it is going to the brocante.
Anytime, anywhere, high end or low end, even in a dumpster. Even if it means driving five hours to the middle of nowhere, sleeping in the back seat, waking at five in the morning and walking around
with a flashlight… Passionate is a minor way to describe my brocante bug.

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The pleasure seeing someone
unloading boxes from their van, seeing a snippet of something old
calling my name, and then being the first one to ask the price.
The icing on the cake is when the dealer doesn't know the value of the
item, announces a price so cheap that I nearly pay for it without
negotiating. That has happened on more then one occasion which makes drive five hours, sleep cramped in the back seat a small price to pay.

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Living in France has many rewards, brocanting happens to be one of my favorites. (I can hear many of you saying, "No duh!") On any Sunday there
are probably more than ten fairs in my area alone.

Often I wonder:

"How many buffets can a country have
for sale?"

Twenty years ago when my Mother came from California to
visit me in France, she had heard of my many escapades and was excited
to see what it was all about. As soon as she was at the brocante the first words she uttered were,  "It is as if I have died, I am in Antique Heaven, my tongue is
hanging out and I am tripping over it!" Her first concern wasn't how to
barter in French, rather it was how was she going to to get it all back home?

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A favorite brocante story of mine:

A crowd had quickly gathered around, people were
shouting prices and flashing money, things were selling fast. I
t was one of those rare moments where it
seemed a chateau had fallen from the sky, landing at our feet.
Unfortunately, I was standing behind the scene. The van was on my left
side, tons of boxes and baskets loaded with
wonderful objects were in front of me,
followed by the dealer and the crowd. Suddenly, my eye caught hold of an
eighteen century, five arm candlestick…. I had
never seen a candlestick like that before, and I knew it was something
worth diving for, so I dove. Not a graceful dive but more like a jump-
plop-flop dive. I grabbed the candlestick in a
swoosh and held it up even though I was splattered on the ground.

With an ounce of embarrassment and a ton of pride I said, "Bonjour Monsieur," (The
first rule of brocanting: Say hello, be polite before negotiating, even if you have bellied flopped in front of them.)

"Combien pour ça?" How much? Since, the dealer didn't see my jump-plop-flop, because I had dove from
behind him
, and due to the fact
that
there were nearly 100 people
in front of him, he didn't seem to take notice that I was in his stand,
or should I
say in his wares. He was too busy to notice how crazy I was. The dealer
flipped a hand and called out $15.  (Second rule: No matter what price
has been announced ask for less.") I said, "$5?" He gave a quick nod as to
say, "Done deal." The crowd gasped, I smiled as I held my trophy high.

(The candlestick was sold years ago… hence no photo. Though I wish I had a photo of me diving in his stand.)



Comments

26 responses to “Brocanting Began with a Belly Flop”

  1. A real show of wits.I wish i would have gotten an eighteen century, five arm candlestick at brocante for a measly sum of $5.

  2. What a great story and told so well that I could see it straight forward to the end. I must remember to negotiate more in the future.

  3. Leslie garcia

    Dear Corey,
    You sure know how to bring life to your words! Or should it be words to your life? I love reading your stories!!!!
    Happy “brocanting”!
    Happy Spring!
    Love,
    Leslie

  4. Can you imagine how many people tell this story – the one about a crazy American woman they saw do a belly flop for a candlestick? How funny. I never have the guts to jump for the things I see, often my spied tresures walk out with someone else.

  5. Christina

    Love it, hihihi…
    belly dive…
    *wipes coffee off the monitor*
    Sometimes you just gotta go for it, one way or another…:o)

  6. I am with your mom….my biggest fear would also be the logistics of getting all the goodies home!!! Especially now, with all of the luggage restrictions and paying per bag. But, if I got the chance to hit the brocantes in France, I would gladly whittle down the wardrobe to jeans and a few chic tee’s and go sans make-up, pony tail instead of blow-dryer (and all of the other things that entails). I’d wear big dark sun glasses….who’d know me, anyway….and fill that suitcase to the brim. Even if I went over the weight limit!!! xx P&H

  7. Awesome. What we won’t do for treasures!
    My town is holding its annual “clean-up days” where everybody cleans out their garages and basements and piles stuff on the curb. Before the garbage trucks can come around to pick up stuff, most of it has been grabbed up by the neighbors! I think it should be retitled “The Great North Mankato Swap Meet.” (Yes, I’ve gotten some great steals from the curb!)

  8. So funny! I can relate to the belly flop!!!
    I restrained myself earlier this morning while reading your blog and I missed the fabric stamp!!!
    I returned to purchase it and now it is nowhere to be found!!!!!
    Do email me if it is still for sale!!!I just cant find it now…:(

  9. That’s one belly flop that didn’t hurt, I’ll bet! lol

  10. You have such an endless feast of goodies to dive for. French husband should go along and have the camera poised for a posed picture and then you can pass it off as “capturing the moment”.

  11. How fun and what a memory. I think we must be ready to jump when the opportunities come our way. Good for you for jumping at the right time and winning the prize.

  12. Hilarious!!!

  13. LOL – you are hilarious! What a story. On the other hand in Illinois there is a town called Sandwich and they have an antique weekend fair to die for. I was the “only” one not asking this seller for a lower price and in front of everyone he said “I’m going to sell this to this young lady for only $10 because she is so nice and didn’t ask for less”. The whole booth GASPED. I just stood there eyes WIDE and smiled so sweetly. That will NEVER happen again, I’m sure. Your way is the best way to go.

  14. A treasure is called a treasure for a reason…something worth going after, no matter how we think we look while doing so! Besides, where would be the story if it was effortless?

  15. Rhonda Snow

    Hello cousin… O what memories come to mind..the times I have been with you bugging around… I do remember the time, we were at a fair with a friend of yours, and she was bartering the price on a beautiful hand sewn quilt…he was asking 120…she wanted to give 100… I kept my eye on the prize…knowing the rule..once dropped back on the table…OPEN GAME… I came in for the swoop… was ready to give 120… and with a smile…he says to me… 100! woo hoo… how happy I was…I still think of that day when I tug on that quilt… O and how about all those fragilities I packed home that one trip… CRAZY… and the last time we visited… I was not myself… you had the brocant bug…and I had the flu bug… I can still picture all the beautiful things I left behind that day… we plan to come again… I promise! love ya…cousin Rhonda

  16. Bellyflop with a perfect landing.
    Score?
    10

  17. You’re a much better haggeler than I, I usually end up paying the full price because I’m too embarassed to ask for a cheaper one! Usually I just politely ask, “Is this your best price?” American dealers don’t seem to be as keen to lower prices as the French! Wish I could’ve seen you diving for the goods that day!

  18. Love and hugs
    I love all that you share
    Love Jeanne

  19. You would be the BEST person to go antiquing with, Corey. The vision of you bellyflopping into a pile of antiques doesn’t surprise me in the least, especially after reading about your other brocante escapades but it still puts a grin on my face! $5.00 for an 18th C. candlestick – woah! Way to go!

  20. jend’isère

    Your sense of style beats those flirty Madame Eyelashes and Mr Rats anytime. Belly flops sting but yours was done with panache. Awaiting your upcoming adorable stunts and antics….

  21. You are just so funny! Have you any idea how many people around the world laughed out loud this morning because of you? You are a bringer of smiles Corey Amaro…

  22. You are one lucky girl! If only the Antique Fairs around here were like a chateau falling from the sky!

  23. Elaine L.

    When we visited France about ten years, ago, we stumbled upon a brocante in the old part of Nice. I was in such awe, that I was too overwhelmed to even contemplate buying anything. It didn’t help that I don’t speak a speck of French.
    Do the sellers speak English? And if they do, will they negotiate with tourists?
    ~elaine~

  24. That’s o.k. I pictured the whole thing.
    : )
    Julie M.

  25. I feel bad that I haven’t been brave enough to comment before — shy blogging newbie here — but I wanted to say how much I have enjoyed your posts. I particularly resonate with this one, because I grew up with my parents buying and selling at fleamarkets and my husband and I have continued the business, so I know what the 5am adrenaline rush is like. We have yet to experience it in France though, but hope to someday and you make it sound very exciting!
    ~ Kelly

  26. OMG….I can soooo identify with that scene. My kids used to just roll their eyes ot moan and sigh. Until THEY got bitten by the bug. Now whenever we’re driving anywhere they always shout, “look Mom…a BROCANTE (or estate sale) sign….can we stop!!!!”

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