Photos and text by: Corey Amaro
Are there silver threads in the silver lining? Because if so I am going to use them to tie around my French Husband's neck. Don't worry, silver threads cannot cause serious pain, it cannot kill him, just sting a little that is all.
You see yesterday evening, after picking enough cherries to feed the world, my hands were stained a deep purple, looking as if they had been in a boxing match. French Husband casually said as I sat pitting cherries, "Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you, we are invited tomorrow evening to the (annual) Big Party that you like."
I looked at my stained hands, then at my stomach bulging with the last month's feast, let alone the ton of cherries that I had inhaled during the day… then had a serious hot flash as I realized my skunk line was/is showing, and I have nothing to wear… I said, "You have got to be kidding me, right?"
"No." He said rather nonchalantly.
I jumped up, grabbed the Clorox, and screamed, "Calgon take me away."
"Who is Calgon?" He asked.
"Help me Rhonda, Help help me, Rhonda!!" I blurted as I scrubbed my hands
French Husband shook his head as if I was crazy and walked away.
I tell you tonight is gonna be a good night.… cloraxed hands, skunk line, bulging stomach with a man straggled with silver threads.
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