How to Make Burnt Cherry Jam

Yesterday, my friend Arnelle and I picked cherries as I started to make the jam I remembered a post I wrote about making cherry jam years ago, 12 years ago to be exact! Oh, man. Do any of you remember this post?

Wish me luck.

 

Cherry jam
Photo and True story by: Corey Amaro

How to Make Burnt Cherry Jam:

Pick 25 pounds of cherries from your neighbor's tree.

Buy 15 pounds of sugar, and carry it home for the exercise.

Sterilize fifty-plus jars with their matching lids,

Let them air dry on crisp clean linens on the kitchen counter.

Pit the cherries, don't worry about your cherry-stained hands and nails (lemon juice and nail polish will correct the mess.)

Do not use pectin-  Cook the jam slowly, stirring now and then for several hours.

In the middle of cherry, jam-making decide to go to the market to buy fresh produce for dinner.

Ask a seventeen-year-old son, who knows diddly-squat about making jam, to turn it every five minutes or so.

Don't hear him say he is studying and cannot be sure to turn the cherry jam.

Trust him, even though he is telling you not to.

Go to the market.

An hour and a half later, call home to check on the cherry jam…

Listen to your son tell you that it is sticking to the bottom, and smells like it is burnt.

Have your mouth hit the ground alongside your shopping bags? Cry, "WHAT?"

Come home to a perfumed kitchen.

Look in the two large pots and notice the burgundy red cherries are now black.

Grab a wooden spoon, and stir the jam: Feel that the bottom of the pan as if it were competing with rough pavement.

Cry.

Cry again! Then get mad at your son, even though you are mad at yourself.

Put some cherry jam in a bowl, and run over to Annie's house. Have her taste the jam.

Watch your friend lie between her teeth.

Listen to her idea, "Don't throw it away. Bake something with it, it might surprise you."

Go home and bake a cake, add burnt cherry jam as the filling.

Serve after dinner with cold whip cream.

Have the family and guests eat it.

Cross your fingers that your guests don't die.

Listen to them ask for seconds.

Shake your head in amazement.

When your son asks, "What is the filling?"

Pitifully respond, "Burnt Cherry Jam."

 



Comments

41 responses to “How to Make Burnt Cherry Jam”

  1. Linda C.

    Love it!
    How did you clean the pots?

  2. LOL Tica. Call it “Studying Son” jam instead of burnt cherry jam and who will know? 😉

  3. Oh My Corey!!!! Well at least now you know how to make second helping cherry pie!

  4. You are so funny! I wish I could have your flare for humor as I am on a motorcycle trip that has covered 1000 miles the past 2 days. You made my day with laughter even if it hurts to move!

  5. I am forever walking away from the kitchen to “multi task”, walking back in only to find something burning, smoke alarms ringing, flinging the back door open, my husband rolling his eyes……will we ever learn girl?

  6. Oh I nearly cried reading this, such a waste of beautiful cherries! I just bought some at the super market and they were almost $5 a pound! I’m still waiting to harvest some from my 2 cherry trees, somehow the birds always beat me to it. Well you will just have to try again if you have another neighbor with lots of cherries 🙂
    Chris

  7. Jean(ne) Pierre in MN

    Reminder of another favorite memory-picking cherries near Carpentras with French sister-in-law. She always made jam and a liqueur, but I don’t know her recipies, but YUM!

  8. jend’isère

    “Life is just a bowl of cherries”. Could you simply add some cream to make crème brulée without even cooking?

  9. Still sounds delicious. I would never have the patience to pit all the cherries. I think your line (when not referring to ones own son) “Trust him, even though he is telling you not to” could be on the list of advice all women should give their daughters.

  10. That is a lot of burnt cherries.

  11. I, too, have scorched jam…and used it for other purposes: stirred into yogurt, basted onto meat, in baked goods, etc.
    Be kind to yourself and to your son…even though made with the precious cherries, it’s just jam!

  12. Cherries a gift to our taste buds…. and it is called caramelizing not burning!!!!

  13. Just reading this makes me want to cry for you! Did it really taste ok in the cake?

  14. I am sorry my sweet friend
    Love you
    You are all the sweetness they need anyway
    Love Jeanne

  15. Oh, no. Never trust a boy who is wrapped up in his own world to keep an eye on things. I learned that lesson long ago with my son and a pot of macaroni and cheese.
    I’m sorry you lost your lovely jam. At least some of it was redeemable! Burnt Cherry Cake. You could start a new trend!

  16. Natalie Thiele

    Utterly sickening! So sorry, what a loss.
    Your photo of the cherries with their green stems and green print are just gorgeous, though.

  17. At least you rescued some for dessert. After all that pitting alone, I would cry too.

  18. Ouch!! after all that work. Make cupcakes and inject the center with the “dark” cherry stuff. Ice with thick gooey frosting and give to friends.
    I picked apricots yesterday. Today I will make my jam. Peaches will be coming the end of July or first of Aug. from Colorado.
    hugs..

  19. Theresa

    Oh goodness. Sorry but I had to laugh at this. After all that hard work ~ at least it did not go to waste! That Annie – she is one smart cookie.

  20. Oh, all that work, I empathize with you!
    Maybe I should introduce my petit pot – burned black while making caramel and forgetting about it – to your big cherry pot?

  21. Ohhhh No! Im sure your desert was great!

  22. A few thousand miles away, I was burning rhubarb jam at precisely the same time, and with much the same method!!!

  23. Jeannie

    My brother and I spent a lot of time with my cousin and aunt in the summer. We could do anything we wanted and were in the 5-6 year old range. We decided to make blackberry jam, my aunt agreed to help. (She’s my fav and a kid at heart.) Everything was going well until we went to put the jam in the jars. It wouldn’t come out of the pot. The jam was so thick and would bounce (we tried it out!). Well, we put it in jars finally and many years later my Mom was looking for a gag gift and remembered the jam. It was not to be found. We think she mistakingly put it in a gift basket for my Grampa and being the polite Welshman, he never said a thing. We still laugh about that to this day. Thanks for the trip down memory lane.

  24. So funny. I love boys. Raised two.

  25. Toni Mason

    I thought it was the real receipe you gave us a couple of years ago…sorry about the burnt cherries…. thank God for Annie, she has a cure for everything!

  26. What did you think it tasted like? Did you like it? Can you send me a spoonful?:)

  27. Oh, I’m sorry, but I had to laugh ! So much work and then, crispy jam!
    Hope you didn’t have to spend days scouring pots!

  28. Your resiliency never ceases to amaze me!

  29. carol in ca

    that is a good reminder about tending to jam on the stove. I plan on getting apricots for jam this weekend and think I will just stay home while it is cooking. I don’t think burnt apricot jam will taste good & you’ll be able to see the color changed.

  30. Ah, yes. The reliability of teenage sons. I left mine home to entertain their grandparents tonight while I work. They have both flown the coop.

  31. That is funny! It sound good too!

  32. Haha – We both have son stories today. Ouch and more ouch!

  33. Beverly

    It took you an hour and a half to buy produce?
    How far is your market?
    And never ever trust a teen age boy to watch the oven..unless of course he is cooking himself a pizza.

  34. Aaaah! I feel for you after all that work pitting the cherries.
    Annie was quite right about burnt jam being good for baking though. I’ve successfully used rather caramelized apricot jam for baking jam squares and Malva pudding. Let me know if you want the recipes.
    I’ve just made my first attempt at making guava jeely, any jelly in fact and the results were disappointing – it just tastes sweet. I’ll have to have another go with riper guavas.
    How about making Sasha pick and pit the next lot of cherries!

  35. Sue Morris

    Oh no, but, I still had to laugh. Teenage sons eh and, rest assured, they don’t change all that much either as they get older….
    Sue.

  36. Just another story to add to your basket of family history! bittersweet.
    Love the picture.

  37. Julie Ann Evins

    I thought “Burned Cherry Jam” was a serious proposition ! And why not indeed ? intensified flavour, sun ripened and helped along in the pan, everyone will be doing it soon. Ironic that it was Sascha that asked “whats the filling ?” in the cake. At least the disaster helped you with your resolution to bake more, Jx

  38. MaryElle

    That is a LOT of jam!

  39. Okay. Can I get any more impressed after reading this? I think not.
    Do you have leftovers, Corey. If so, I’m on my way. And, cream please.

  40. I was making cherry jam a couple of years ago and burned the sucker. It reminded me of cough syrup. I bottled it anyway and my little boy ate it poured over greek yogurt. Go figure.

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