The Joys of having a French Husband who scares the _ _ _ _ out of me

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Photos and text by: Corey Amaro

Why. That is the question I ask myself, especially on a flawless day.
Why?
You see French Husband and Sacha went flying. It was the first time that Sacha flew with his dad. He was a bit nervous, so was I… both of them flying in the mosquito… yikes. Though I spit out my nervous fear and wished them a good time. But they didn't need to go, they didn't have to go… in fact they could have climbed to the top of the stairs to have a view!

We could have gone out to lunch in Cassis for that matter. We could have spent the day together doing nothing. Happy. Safe. Nothing.
I know, I know… you can walk outside your door and have a roof tile fall on your head and died. So we might as well enjoy the moment, seize the day, follow our dreams, and not worry about the bricks.

Bicycle-france

Why not ride a stationary bike?
Or read?
Or sunbathe?
Or do crossword puzzles?
Or write a blog?

Pink-chair

Or if that man of mine needs a thrill he could put a chair on our dining room table and pretend he is flying. I wouldn't even mind putting six chairs on the table, turning off the lights, and let him pretend he is flying a jet at night.

I wouldn't even mind pretending I am the airline hostess flying the 'Mile High Club'.

I wouldn't even mind the scratches to the dining room table.

The-mosquito

Why.
That is the question.
Why did that man of mine call me while flying with Sacha to tell me this:

"Hi Corey, hey guess what? You know we are flying and, um, err, I think part of the plane just blew off…"

"What!? Oh God what! Please do not say the wing, or the tire, or the propeller!!"

He laughs… (Laughs! I could have jumped in the phone and killed him myself.) "No no no, I can see the wings… I don't know what flew off, but anyway, I gotta go, don't worry."

Click went the phone.

Lovely.

My husband is the bomb of happy conversation. Just like that he hung up.

Why would you leave your wife hanging like that?

HOURS later when they returned home they told me that a strip of metal on top of the plane became loose. And as it loosened it battered a hole on top of the plane.

I felt like battering a hole on his head! Instead I said, "My flying days with you are over."

He looked so confused as he said, "Why?"



Comments

31 responses to “The Joys of having a French Husband who scares the _ _ _ _ out of me”

  1. Your Hubby sounds exciting and romantic, just think of the memories your son will have. yvonne

  2. Yes, your hubby is handsome and exciting and romantic and funny BUT I would have been SO angry to get a call like that! Arghhhh, spending hours worrying about their safety and imagining the worst. He needs to mix a little more compassion in with his impishness.

  3. OMG! what a phone call to make- I would have been a wreck, too!! I don’t think there is a chance in the world of changin’ him now, Corey!!

  4. French Husband flying reminds me of mine own. He had his pilot’s license when we were first married, but it expired before I ever had to climb into the plane. Years later, he talks of renewing it now, and my heart skips a beat at the mention of it. I think if they allowed him, he would happily board the next Space Shuttle.

  5. Sounds like something my husband would do! Gggrrr! ;(
    So glad your men returned home safe and sound! ๐Ÿ™‚
    Blessings!

  6. I would have freaked out….I have a very vivid imagination!!! Yann is certainly NOT boring!!!!

  7. My DH works as a medical officer on a processor ship in the Bering Sea. He emailed me one time to tell me they were iced in along with a crabber… being dragged towards shore (where there is a wreck of a ship who had that fate)… but don’t worry – the Coast Guard is on stand-by to evacuate them!!!
    Scream!!!
    Everyone made it our just fine. No Coasties needed.
    Oh… that crabber? It was the Time Bandit from “The Deadliest Catch”. Yep… it was on TV.
    Of course, he had to buy the video. Men!!

  8. Irish husband will call and the first thing he will say is “don’t worry, everything is okay”. Never is.

  9. Oh, MEN! I’m with you, Corey. Set up the chairs in the living room! I *hate* that “I’m immortal” attitude. I would have been furious.

  10. I have two grown sons who are thrill seekers and a husband who is a retired Air Force fighter pilot now a pilot for a major airlines. I have gotten used to the flying, the rock climbing (I’ve even learned), the going off to war, the dangerous things some men do all their lives since boyhood. You cannot stomp out that gene nor would you really want to since that makes them who they are and who you love. I just shake my head and tell them to call me when it’s over.

  11. I can so relate to this. My mother was very cautious, so I was never allowed to ride a bike, never learner to swim or ski. One of the challenges I had with my kids was to let them, even encourage them, to do things that frightened me. So, I have a ski and bike racer one , a suba diver with sharks one, and a traveler to dangerous planes one! My husband is a serious sailor, and I force myself to go with him when I really think it would be much nicer for him (and me) to sit in a lawn chair looking at other crazy people out in their boats!

  12. OMG The gren chair with the Fuschia, how gorgeous!! My guy is a romantic as well!!
    Oh I am having a designer giveaway!!
    Karena
    Art by Karena

  13. Denise Solsrud

    i am with you. i would be a wreck. years ago my cousin flew into the small airport near us. naturally,he asked who wanted a ride? i told him i just cannot do that. i knew i would get a case of the hershey squirts. joel our youngest wanted to go and he was about 10. i couldn’t refuse just cuz, i am a fraidy cat. they went up and came down. joel forgot to take the camera. i thought, for lord’s, get this over. joel told me later that he was afraid to go up. oh,great! bestest,Denise

  14. Victoria Ramos

    GGgggrrr!!!! I think I might of lost my mind after that phone call!!!! My husband is not quite a dare-devil as French Husband – but when my daughter was younger and they would drive off to our family cabin way up in the Sierra Nevadas I would freak until they were home….. because I knew they were off hiking up hills and ledges, jumping off of cliffs into lakes โ€“ and stories upon their return were had something in there that I would never let her do on ‘my watch’.
    Hang in there mom.

  15. OMG, what a story. I hope your heart has started beating once again…and that you didn’t give HIM a beating….ouch

  16. Crazy is as crazy does. Good thing your not! Iwould have been terrified for my family. I don’t even like big planes. Something blew off and tore a hole in the plane.
    You deserve a night out,dinner with lots of Wine!
    oh and chocolate too~

  17. Celeste

    Watch for reports of a “Rogue piece of metal falls from sky missing man’s head by inches!”

  18. Laughing! I think I would have killed him too, but since he isn’t my husband I can laugh. He is too funny!

  19. Oh my gosh!! LOL! I would have been crying by the time they got home.
    ๐Ÿ™‚

  20. Oh, Corey. You poor poor thing!

  21. I think if you play your cards just right, you could use this scare to your advantage…. Surely he owes you a nice, calming visit to your CA family!

  22. Cell phones……who needs them…..that couldn’t have happened many years ago.

  23. Man of Yours
    Crazy
    Fearless
    Does he have limits
    and at what heights
    Boundaries
    are they open without borders?
    What IS he afraid of?

  24. Men were put on earth to torture us!

  25. Beautiful Green Chair.

  26. MEN, plain and simple, MEN

  27. Men,,,honest to Pete,,,sigh,,,glad he is still alive, did you take the broom to him!
    LOL
    Marcie

  28. lol! I LOVE you idea of putting a chair on the table, turning the lights down and having FH pretend he’s flying at night. And I bet FH LOVES the idea of you being a stewardess in his own personal mile high club! *grin*
    And I think FH deserves a big kick in his derriere for that little joke. ๐Ÿ™‚

  29. Another thought…does FH read your blog posts ’cause after this one, you just may come home one night and discover that HE put a chair up on the dining room table!

  30. I love a lot of things about this collection especially since the last photo from the look book looks like a crazy Charlie’s Angels. I like the gown because it looks rugged and elegant. I also agree it looks fresh and new.

  31. I love a lot of things about this collection especially since the last photo from the look book looks like a crazy Charlie’s Angels. I like the gown because it looks rugged and elegant. I also agree it looks fresh and new.

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