Tarzan, Jane and the Monkey in Me

 

 
 
vlad's photo cotignac

Photos by our friend: Vlad

Yesterday our friends Vlad and Denise
invited us to their place in Cotignac. Denise, a Canadian blogger who I
met last year, and who has taken the mission of getting my rear in
gear, is helping me put my book together… I think she is a saint who
loves to pull teeth.

Over cakes and mint-licorice tea, Denise and I talked about a book
outline, photography, chapters, themes and storyboards. Meanwhile,
French Husband and Vlad went swimming.

vlad's photo cotignac
 

On the property there is a beautiful pool surrounded by
nature. One would think that is were they would swim… but no. No, no,
no French Husband had to get his toes into the ice cold river running
below. It is who he is… why be comfortable when you can go find a
snake and freeze you *coucadouk off? (* A family word for derriere.)

And Vlad… well, he recently went bungee cord jumping, that explains
why the two couldn't just hang out by the pool sipping rosé, catch the
rays and read a book.

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Before we were about to leave to go see Denise and Vlad, French
Husband was working, catching up after his time away in Norway. He was
stressing out, it wasn't pretty. As we walked to the car I asked him to
put his stress in the garbage can, "It is a safe place for it, it won't
bother anyone, you can pick it up when we come back home."

He looked at me like I was missing my eyeballs, or my brain, or something… then got what I meant and sighed.

vlad's photo cotignac

I said, "Hi, my name is Corey what is your name?"

He replied, "Yann."

"Does that mean John in French?" I asked (reliving how we met years ago…).

"Yes, it does." He winked.

"Do you like to dance?" I asked and continued to ask a few more
questions like, "Do you like to stay up late? Do you like children? Do
you like tofu? Do you like wrinkled clothes?" 

His mood changed for the better by the time we reached the car.

Then I asked, "Are you a handyman?"

He gave me that sly, tilted head, sideways look, and said, "Pas de tout." (Which means not at all.)

I laughed out loud, "Gee, honey-doll if I had asked that one question
on the I-BEAM dance floor way back in 1986, I would have waltzed in a
different direction. Aren't you lucky I didn't ask you a question like
that!"

….. Then again I am so very glad he didn't ask me if I liked to
swim in freezing cold water, or bungee jump, or go into dark caves, or
run, or mountain bike, or scuba dive, or sleep in late….

Last week Denise, Vlad and I went to the second hand stores. As they
bought their apartment in Cotignac last year they are refurnishing it
with a Provençal style. They found a secretary desk, two chairs, a
buffet, an urn, a copper confit pan, a pair of bar stools and a
wonderful-I-want-it-tapestry! Denise has the brocante bug I might have
to stuff her in the trunk the next time we go antiquing.

Oh! I
can't do that… because I need her to get my rear in gear, pull my
teeth and kindly direct me to put a book outline together…. and take
photos of Tarzan!

NOTE:

Denise and Vlad rent out their Cotignac Apartment
for holiday rentals (sleeps four, two bedrooms, terrace… pool and
freezing cold river.) If you would like to know more contact Denise or
Vlad on their blog:

http://stella-elan.blogspot.com



Comments

16 responses to “Tarzan, Jane and the Monkey in Me”

  1. I love the way you draw FH out of his stress. I do the same thing but it usually involves me lifting up my top to get his attention. Works every time. Did I just share too much?

  2. To the commenter before me: No, you did not reveal too much! I love this blog and I enjoy the comments left by Corey’s readers. Yours struck a cord. I have done it myself!!
    🙂

  3. Corey, since you have so many potential books you could write, I just HAVE to know: Is this one re your blog generally, or brocanting, or Annie — or about something else entirely?
    Am so glad to know you have Denise there for, um, moral support, because it’s easy to sink into a morass of inertia otherwise — as I did for a couple months this past winter, before I kicked my own “coucadouk” (gosh, I hope that’s not dirty) and got to work translating again.

  4. Rhonda, I will have to use that one. Thanks. Corey, I think it amazing how many blog readers you have woven into your life. As I read comments from your readers, I always feel I wish these amazing women were in my life. I guess they are in a silent kind of way. Perhaps one day when you go to Willows we will have a blog readers family reunion.

  5. Lieselotte

    Hey, Corey, Cotignac is my favourite place for having a coffee in the morning … I´m sure I´ll be renting that holiday flat of your friends one day as I have very nice memories of that place – wish I could be there now ! I´m sure Yann enjoyed himself in the cold water, and the scenery looks sooo magnificent.

  6. I used to be a take off my shoes and run through the cold stream kind of gal – now, not so much. The lovely pool and a good book sound better to me now. I am very excited for your book!

  7. You’ve really hit on something here on which marketers in the US have missed the boat. They promote their on-line matchmaking sites stressing all the compatibility factors that go into making a match, when in reality it is often our quirks and differences that make relationships interesting and more enjoyable.
    (No beef with the matchmaking sites–my BIL found his lovely wife through on–just don’t like the marketing they do.)

  8. How clever of you to ask those questions and get Yann into a less stressed place. Then to take him to this beautiful cold water to finish him off. What a special day. Good luck on developing the book. I will definitely look forward to it.

  9. Woulda, shoulda, couldas of life – when I am sure if I did it all over again, I would do the same.
    What a charming way to settle your FH down. What beautiful pictures of both the waterfall, the swimming, and the apartment in Cotignac.
    Sigh.

  10. So glad you shared Denise’s blog! The way I found Tongue in Cheek was through her blog. I’ll be forever thankful to her! I’ve enjoyed reading about her visit this summer to France and how she is converting their home into a wonderfully personalized space. Love your comments on this post, Denise! You made me laugh out loud, not the first time, either!

  11. The cold stream looks so refreshing, I think I would opt for this over a pool, it especially looks great now after working in the hot sun all afternoon! You are so lucky to have this on your land. We have a lovely brook, but I wouldn’t dare swim in it because there are big snakes, big turtles, crawdads, mink…and a whole host of other creatures…nice to look at but not to swim with!

  12. Very glad to hear you are forging ahead with your book plans.

  13. Lucy Rogers

    Are there snakes in France? I feel like I need to know that now..

  14. Lucy Rogers

    Okay, I know now that there ARE snakes in France: the Adder and the Asp, among others. Yikes!

  15. So much rolled into one terrific blog posting…beautiful scenery, good friends, a link to another wonderful blog (Cotignac looks like a fun place to visit and you can see caryatides there!), news of your book and tips on de-stressing significant others. I will try the calming questions technique and if that fails well, there’s always the tried-and-true top lift. Love the commentary!

  16. Marie-Noëlle

    Thought of you and about this post yesterday :
    We went for a picnic by the river Pau. We found a nice place where we could swim. And my husband tried the rapids as a water toboggan !
    He showed our daughter how funny that was and both of them … had a lovely time gliding along again and again(while I was worried) !!!

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