Photos and text by: Corey Amaro
Wondering what to drink on these long, luscious summer days?
Here is a list of the newest summer drinks. Ice cold, served on the Mediterranean, nice and oh so hot (if that makes sense.)
Umbrella by the Rocks:
Sparkling Asti Spumante with a splash of violet over crushed ice.
Sunbathing on the Rocks:
White wine, Perrier, poured over chunks of lemon, orange, and pineapple, served with a drop of mint syrup.
Private Castel:
Frozen yogurt milkshake with blueberries and blackberries.
Pretty in Pink:
Amaretto, cranberry juice, a touch of sparkling water, vodka and slice of lime.
Speedo:
A ice cold glass of beer with lemonade, served on a checked tablecloth.
Brown Bodies with a Splash of Blue:
Hug a friend, then hug another friend, then hug your neighbor, kiss the dog, wave to the lady across the street and then jump into the pool.
Topless:
With a string,
and long blond hair.
Geez.
I imagine how sunburned I would be, and how scary I would look.
A drink I'd rather forgo for your sake.
Moi et Toi:
"Do we drink cocktails?" I asked him.
"Do I want a cocktail?" He responded.
"No, do we drink cocktails?" I repeated.
"Why do you ask? I do not understand." He questioned.
"Yann, it is just a question. A simple question. No reason, just because. Do we drink cocktails?" I asked, with a touch of exasperation.
"We drink red wine." He said giving me a puzzled look.
With a loud groan I begged "Give me a glass!"
Giving me a glass he said, "Do you want to make a cocktail?"
Mile High:
"What would that taste like?" I dared to ask.
He shook his head, "Enough."
Black Beauty:
Ice cold coffee, vodka, thick cream, blended with Kahlua and chocolate syrup, times three.
P.S. And not all French women are skinny thank God.
Toothpick without an Olive.
Served on hot rocks, under a pink towel and coconut oil on top.
Fish Net:
Kool aid, the sweetest kind.
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What is your preferred drink? Honestly, mine is tap water without ice. And red wine with dinner.
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