Text and photo by: Corey Amaro
How to recognize the brocante bug:
The person infected with the brocante bug usually is not in bed sleeping on a Saturday or Sunday morning.
Their homes have a certain old look about them.
A person who has the brocante bug usually stops whenever they see an old table leg, or a patch of toile de Jouy, or worse a peeling-paint-ruin-of-a-thing sticking out of a dumpster.
The brocante bug is said not to be contagious… but a person who has the brocante bug badly knows that is not a fact to count on. For example, when you have the brocante bug badly you know that if you take your friend to the brocante they most likely will develop symptoms instantly, grabbing germs (pieces) that you would have gladly suffered with, had they not be around.
A person with the brocante bug carries a big old purse… if you dare call it that.
Instead of lipstick, or perfume in their purse they have loose change, a tape measure, and a flashlight.
Do you have symptoms of the brocante bug, or know of symptoms to be aware of?
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