Because the French Brocante was not where it said it was going to be….A Tour de France Story in Honor of my Brother Mathew

Tour de France bicycle riders

I went over to Annie's yesterday afternoon, she was sitting in her easy chair watching the Tour de France. I pulled up a chair and sat along side of her. The sound of the TV was turned down, she asked me if I minded, I shrugged that it didn't matter.

 

Tour de france lone rider

 

Every now and then a sub title would cross the screen, though what we commented about was where the riders were riding, "… There's the obelisk at the Place de la Concorde…. Oh, look there's the flag of Joan of Arc… Don't the Tuileries look as beautiful above as they do below… Ah the Louvre…" and so on and so forth. In the course of the conversation Annie mentioned that she had been to Paris only once, when she was twenty-five.

 

 

 

 

Tour de France antique elements

 

 

We watched the race, not knowing who was winning, or who was wearing the Yellow Jersey, or a thing about the stories that had unfolded during the Tour, though it didn't matter. The Tour is the Tour, and the riders have the same edge, the same rhythm, the same desire…  it is after all a national icon… it is the Tour de France: To ride long, hard, alone and yet not alone, to push forward no matter what, to ride, breath, and see France as it races through your veins.

 

 

Tour de france figures

"From Paris to the blue waves of the Mediterranean, from Marseille to Bordeaux, passing along the roseate and dreaming roads sleeping under the sun, across the calm of the fields of the Vendée, following the Loire, which flows on still and silent, our men are going to race madly, unflaggingly…." Desgranges wrote.

 

 

Tour de France 1920s

 

 

 

Annie and I sat watching the silent screen, we listened to the adrenalin pumping and the biker's wheels on the cobble stones, we sat at the edge of our seats, to the final lap as they came up the Champs-Elysees. Just then French Husband walked in, we barely looked up. Politely, Annie said, "Bonjour Yann, the end of the race is near, take a chair."

 

 

Yellow jersey tour de france

 

 

 

He did, and asked, "What happened to the sound?"

We didn't take our eye off the Tour, the riders started to sprint, their feet pumping with glorious force that their bikes swayed powerfully from left to right. The finish line was in sight, we could taste victory and then the TV went blank.

 

 

The finish line tour de france

Annie and I looked at each other, then at French Husband who had the TV control in his hand. He wasn't even looking at the TV, instead he held the foreign object taping buttons uttering,

"Where's the sound?" He asked, as I threw eye darts the size of bicycle wheels at him.

 

 

Tour de france 2011

And there you have it a Tour de France story that will not go down in the history books, nevertheless I will never forget, and my brother Mathew has his wish come true:

A story about the Tour de France on my blog instead of my adventures about yesterday's lack of a brocante.

 

 

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(Photo of Desgranges)

Note:

We do not have a TV chez nous, never had. We made that decision when our children were born, hoping that without a TV it would encourage them to "speak" in English if there wasn't a French TV speaking at them.

Hence, we are unable to use a TV control properly.


Comments

44 responses to “Because the French Brocante was not where it said it was going to be….A Tour de France Story in Honor of my Brother Mathew”

  1. Hilarious!

  2. Minodora

    Oh, le tour!It’s about the race,the effort,the pain ,the joy,the riders-you get to know their names,their injuries,maybe some stories about their families,how they begun this wonderful sport.You learn about the yellow,green,white jersey…after a week who’s still racing…
    Things you’ll never thought you’ll learn!
    And most of all,the best part you get to wander(much said)in France!Get to see the fields,The castles,oh the castles…with their stories!About the native customs…and Corey ,yes about the food!We get a recipe on every day of race,with traditional food from that area!
    It’s a summer love story Le tour!And i’m a bit sad at the end!
    So i didn’t know but yesterday we so (until at some point:))Le Tour de Fance together!:))
    ViVe Le tour!

  3. I’ve always had a TV and I can’t use a ‘clicker’ either – they’re meant for boy scientists.
    But then I always lose mine instantly, so no prob.
    Love these mini bikers!
    merci
    carolg

  4. Candace

    A husband who does not know how to use a TV remote control…you won’t find one of those in the USA!! Now that’s a dream husband.

  5. LOL! A dream come true….a man who does not know how to use a TV remote 😉 Now, about those charming cyclist pieces! Oh, my….love them. Are they a collection of yours?

  6. Very funny story – I hope Brother Mathew has another way to find out who won! 🙂

  7. Brenda L. in TN.

    LOL! How funny! Bet Annie could have choked him…I can only imagine what YOU said when you got home…
    Love the cycists…

  8. Marie-Noëlle

    I was with you yesterday, at least until Annie’s tv turned blank … !
    My father was with us for the week end and “Le Tour” is one of his top passions. He was a cyclist when he was in his teens. He belonged to a team and shared in many local races.
    I enjoy watching Le Tour with him because I like following his comments … Rich, interesting and colourful !

  9. That is so funny! That of would never happen at our house we have so many controls for so many things (my dear husband’s idea) that I have to get one of the children to help me turn things on.
    What really struck me about your piece today was that Annie had only been to Paris once when she was 25! What she would think of Paris if she went today. I guess I just believed if you lived in France you could go to Paris as often as you liked, but maybe that’s the same reason we are not all flocking to Washington DC or New York? Seen it once…. But as many times as I have been to Paris (and I can’t believe I”ve been more than Annie) It’s never boring always something new/old to see. Wow what an eye opener.

  10. I love watching the cycling daily but part of the allure of watching thenTour is seeing the beautiful scenery and towns the riders ride through. Always feels like I had a three tour through France annually.
    Last week when you posted about thenTdeF I thought you were going to be writing about the race b/c they were riding in Provence that day near you.
    Nice post.

  11. So funny :-)))))) . We don’t have a TV either. I listen to the radio a lot (polish radio, and the BBC and CBC – Canadian public radio, via the internet) while I do chores at home. Cycling used to be big in Poland when I was a child. Poland always took part in the so called “Wyscig Pokoju” (Peace Tour?) all over the countries of the then Eastern block. The competition does not exist any more.
    Love the vintage figures of the cyclists on the photos.

  12. Our TV has His and Her remote controls, which can lead to some interesting competition 🙂
    If Annie hasn’t been to Paris since she was 25, that means it was during the War, right? Have you asked her what she saw there then?
    Funny thing about Paris. By the time Farmboy Husband and I finally got there for our first visit in May, so many landmarks were already familiar to us from TV, movies and photographs in books and magazines, that at times we experienced déjà vu even though we were seeing them for only the first time in person!

  13. Priceless story, simply priceless. To think, I have to wait until the man of the house falls asleep in front of the tv, to get the remote. Not to mention, we have a tv in 3 other rooms in the house. Sad, really.

  14. I hope your brother Mathew enjoyed your story. Loved seeing the figures in the pictures. It is amazing that Annie has not been more times to Paris. But most of all I loved that you and Annie shared this time together in your own way without the sound and making your own comments. The Tour de France is fun to watch. Like many comments here, my husband controls the tv (only one in the house) and so I don’t watch much.

  15. I am sure your lives are immeasurably fuller and better-lived without a television in your home. Honestly, in spite of all the good programming there is (some fascinating stuff, I admit), there is so much that is really stupid and yet hypnotizes you into wasting a lot of time watching it. Kids are most susceptible; you’ve done yours a favour.

  16. Thanks, love the story. Cavendish won the sprint.

  17. Ha! We do have television, and I a husband who is not technically challenged but manages to somehow to hit the mute button, go to some strange other-worldly station, cause snow to form on the screen, whatever, just by sitting down next to the remote.

  18. georgie

    I wouldn’t ever want to have seen the dirty look Annie gave Yann! My fella was over yesterday and sat down, got the t.v. remote and turned the channel-just as the cyclists were entering Paris. Grrr, the only reason I watch Le Tour is to see the French countryside, villages and landmarks!

  19. Franca Bollo

    First, it was Sacha wanting to change the channel during the World Series to watched his GF interviewed. Now, it’s Yann, effing around with the remote during the T de F. Obviously, this affliction is genetic. Zut alors.
    Love the comment above the biker’s head.

  20. Good to know it can happen in the best of families!

  21. What keeps me watching every year? The mountain stages and crazed ‘running of the bull style’ spectators. It’s pure madness and organized chaos, with just seconds separating the new leader from the yellow jersey.
    A side note to Cavendish. Nice pair of shorts you have there. Hubba, hubba.

  22. I loved your story and the fact that your family has never had a TV. I think that is the reason you are a creative family, and so adventurous. I also love knowing about Annie’s life. Are you going to take her to Paris?
    Where, oh where, did you find all those charming cast metal bicycles and riders? Love them!

  23. Oh so funny! My favorite part is the little caption you added to the image – cracked me up. Those metal bicycles are fantastic. I did not allow my daughter to watch TV until she was about 4 or 5 and still to this day (she’s 25 now) she still prefers a book. I love that you don’t even own a TV, it explains so much 🙂
    We need to start a “get Annie to Paris” campaign. I’d love to hear her impressions of the now vs. then.

  24. Hilarious! I can’t tell you how many times, just at the “good part” of a show or movie, one of my cats will jump onto the coffee table and stomp all over the remote. And because I’m about as competent as Yann with a remote (I know on and off and volume), it takes me FOREVER to get the mode, channel, etc. back. I love your last photo of the yellow jersey guy.

  25. Très drôle. Pauvre mari français! — Veronique aka French Girl in Seattle

  26. Hi Corey!
    We didn’t have a television until I was 13 or 14, and I think I am much better off for it. Finn is now 21 months old and he’s never watched a minute of it, and neither will he, for some time. We have a TV but no cable, and we do like to watch movies, but we won’t introduce that to him for some time…until he’s asking, and then maybe not for some time after that.
    🙂

  27. Rebecca from the pacific northwest

    That was an excellent story even before the remote-failure punch line.
    And, um, Mathew, where are you and why aren’t you commenting on this dedicated-to-you post? He’s probably bitter because you used old (and so charming) bicyclette figures for your illustrations.
    thanks for the story. I’m really needing distraction right now and you did it well.

  28. I love that you and Annie were watching in your own fashion and getting such pleasure out of the shared experience!
    Sorry about Brocante, but it seems that you now have a better memory of the day.

  29. I conjured up a wonderful picture of you and Annie, your companionship and the tv without the sound. I hope FH made up for his blunder! I am proud to say that an Australian won the race 🙂

  30. Great post. I can relate to the no TV. We also consciously avoided it until my oldest son began asking as a preschooler. My husbands response was “when you’re 13”. At the time it seemed a long way off but my husband kept his promise. We’ve never had cable. But my two oldest children are avid readers and very creative which of course I attribute to lack of TV in their early years. Do tell us about the iron bicycle figures….

  31. PS, so when are you and Annie going to paint Paris red then???!!!

  32. We didn’t get a TV until our youngest was in high school. All the kids are serious readers with great imaginations – coincidence, I don’t think so.
    I watch lots of TV on “mute” and find it much more enjoyable without the mindless chatter.
    My youngest is a serious bike rider, so we’re glued to the TV for the Tour. On our first trip to Paris, part of the fun was to recongize some of the Paris route!!

  33. Ooooops !

  34. I see Mat’s smiling 🙂

  35. So funny. I can so picture that. My husband has done the same thing but on purpose trying to fix the picture so it’s brighter or something. What incredible timing Yann had. An Australian won by the way.

  36. I love your cycling photos – I can just feel the drama, without even the live images!
    We do have a TV, but the controls have got so complicated that I can’t even switch it on by myself, so I tend to read instead.

  37. Marie-Noëlle

    I think that all cyclists in “The Tour” 2011 would be good customers there, whatever their nationality, their team or the colour of their jerseys !!!
    Great !

  38. Jude Jackson

    Have you ever watched the animated movie, “The Triplets of Bellville.”? It’s about the tour de France. It’s hysterical and the music score is to die for. Loved your narrative.

  39. Love the metal cyclists. For those interested in the guy who actually wore the yellow jersey, it was Cadel Evans. An Australian guy who just fullfilled his life’s passion, he lives in a tiny village about 1 hour south west of Melbourne. Australians are ecstatic, a hugely sporting nation it’s the first T de F won by a boy from Downunder.

  40. Jane Ann

    Love it! We have remote mishaps in our home too. My hubbie is oh so skilled, but cannot read the remote without his glasses, and there is the root of many hoots and squeals. Hope Mat enjoyed your post. I loved the lead figurines.

  41. Marie-Noëlle

    Cadel lives in Australia off season but he spends most of his time in Stabio, Switzerland.
    I am so pleased he did it ! He was so unfortunate in the past ! His interviews revealed a generous guy. He does a lot for Tibet!
    He was very moving at the arrival – day before last, and on the Champs Elysées !
    And watching him there in yellow, holding the trophy, with the “Arc de Triomphe” in the background while Tina Arena was singing the Australian anthem a cappella was really beautiful !

  42. I so agree that children do not need the TV dominating everyday life! We always chose what they would view with videos, ect…
    I love the biker figurines!

  43. I love anything old!Have jars & jars of clothing buttons. i am not a TV fan & when my grandkids come it amazes them I either do not have the TV on or it is on mute. They like to say Grandma’s favorite button is the mute button.

  44. We rode up to the Col de L’Agnel the day after the tour was there….

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