Romance in a French Hospital

 

Cassis cliffs

 

The Young Girl in the hospital, landed in the bed next to me, when she fractured one of her vertebrae jumping off the rocky edge into the sea below. It was her first time in the Mediterranean, she was here visiting her boyfriend.

 

 

A-girl-thing

 

This morning as I was about to have my drain removed from my wrist I heard the French nurses next to me giggle as they shared a secret… The way they looked at each other I knew it was a juicy sweet secret, and not about my battle wound. Their girlish secret struck my curiosity, giving me something fresh to focus on rather then the imminent pull about to happen on my wrist.

 

Footsie

 

I watched them instead of listening to the doctor telling me what to do before he pulled my drain out, "Breath, then hold when I go to ….. "

The older nurse poked the younger nurse, edging her around the curtain to the Young Girl's bed, I heard her say to the Young Girl who looked sixteen, but earlier she told me she was twenty, "If you want when we are finished with Madame Broken Wrist, we can give you a sponge bath…. Unless you would prefer your boyfriend to sponge you?"

They giggled, nodding an harmonious yes at the same time my doctor pulled the drain out of my wrist. Instead of "Breath, then hold…" I gasped, "Oh!" Perfect timinig, perfect distraction.

Later, when the nurses and the doctor left the room. A thin curtain was pulled between the Young Girl's bed and mine, a sponge bath occurred on the other side: A sponge being squeezed into a pail of warm water, the gentle footsteps around the bed, the curtain gently moving with the breeze, and the Young Girl's first happy sighs.

 



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28 responses to “Romance in a French Hospital”

  1. Perhaps French Husband can oblige with the same “treatment” 😉

  2. I had already imagined that you would matchmake someone while in the hospital. Instead, a romance story found you. You and romance…. you are a magnet for it! Hoping you are doing better and will be home soon.
    xo carol

  3. Hope you will be better soon. Hugs.

  4. A drain? Oh my, that surgery is far far more serious than you first indicated. When will you make bail,er be discharged from the hospital?

  5. Oh My, your wrist is serious! Be mindful of that break!

  6. You are so funny…of course that would be your roommate! Hovelville awaits you so hurry up and get better…and keep your feet on the ground please 🙂
    xoxo

  7. Violet Cadburry

    Wow! That’s what I love about the French, nothing gets in the way of romance, not even stuffy hospital protocol. What a tale she will have to tell her grandchildren. And you, blogging from your hospital bed with one hand – unbelievable. If I could sign your cast I would draw you a huge Medal of Courage complete with ribbon — a vintage one of course:)

  8. The nurses actually sponge-bathe you??? Wow, you’re lucky!!! Not that having a broken wrist is lucky, of course, but you know what I mean.
    When Farmboy Husband and I respectively were hospitalized (albeit for different ailments), an orderly would make hurried rounds each morning after breakfast flinging a fresh-from-the-microwave — i.e., painfully hot to the touch — sealed plastic bag of piping-hot over-sized disposable wipes on the bed on top of our legs, snapping at us to wash ourselves.
    Unfortunately, the first several days I was physically unable even to reach down to pick up the heated bag (it just sat on top of my legs making them hot and sore till it cooled off enough). At least one morning Farmboy Husband didn’t have classes so was present: when the bag got flung on me that time, he reached down and picked it up, swung my tray-table around so it (the tray) was in front of me and set the bag on it; he had to open it for me, and even then I was still so weak I couldn’t grasp a wipe in order to wash myself, so he wiped off my hands, arms and face for me. Otherwise, those first few days I remained unbathed (not to mention royally pissed off at the hospital’s utter indifference when we complained about their neglect in this matter).
    Later in the morning when the orderly would make another round to collect the used wipes, even if I hadn’t used them and the bag was still lying unopened on my legs, they just got taken away unused 🙁
    Bitter much? You betcha.

  9. Well wishes to you Corey, and your roomate.
    Hoping the bones knit together nicely without too much pain. It sounds like your roomate did not have a spinal cord injury, so thank goodness for that!

  10. Somehow it reminds me of a scene form “Out of Africa” when Robert Redford washes Maryl Streep’s hair – it was soooo romantic and electric. I am glad you had something like that to think about and focus on instead of fretting about the drain being taken out.
    Continuous best wishes for speedy recovery.

  11. Sweet story! Corey, it seems we are slowly getting to understand that this was no trivial accident you had. How much longer in hospital? I hope you will be home soon and cosseted by your family. Sending many healing wishes …

  12. Corey
    i love that you still can be creative even while in pain , i am not sure if they give you meds for pain there but if they do, it has not dulled one spark of your mind and expression of wonder at life!!
    well wishes and many prayers and thoughts for your swift and happy recovery xoxo jody in fl

  13. I think stories follow you wherever you go, Corey! And you have the talent for telling a good story. So sorry about your wrist and hospital stay. When you first posted about it, I thought you were already home. Prayers for your healing..

  14. Sounds like your wrist was more than a simple break. Youch! I think Yann should play male nurse so you have another story for tomorrow, lol.

  15. Corey, keeping you in my thoughts – and so happy you can blog from a hospital bed. You are too sweet.

  16. Madame Broken Wrist – I love that! :^)

  17. You do like to tease, don’t you? I can’t wait for the rest of the story. Now heal quickly so you can get on that ladder and finish the wallpapering.

  18. Angela Vular

    French hospitals sound a lot more friendly than US hospitals!!! I hope you’re home soon enjoying birthday cake with your husband. I just had some with my husband…his birthday is today. We had French vanilla cake with rasberry filling and whipped cream icing.
    Get well soon!

  19. I love the way you choose to see life….reminds me of the movie ‘Life is Beautiful”…we do have a choice each day, don’t we?

  20. I’m so glad that you are still managing to find the romance and the stories while lying in your hospital bed!

  21. do you need a personal assitant. I would be more than happy to apply for said position. Thank you for taking the time to send b/day greetings. You are sweet
    beyond all measure. Hoping for a speedy recovery.

  22. WHOA! I’m blushing!
    But then again, that’s a better story than the ones I have nursing on an all male orthopaedic ward.
    Just let me say that male ortho patients are generally young, virile males who have landed themselves in hospital due to some daring act of stupidity meant to impress the female of the species. . . . and they don’t like spending their day tied in traction to a hospital bed and their idea of entertainment is NOT reading a book!!
    Enough said.

  23. Oh Coco! I haven’t read your blog in a week and I come to check it and find you have a broken wrist! 🙁 I hope you feel better!

  24. Zosia, I laughed at this because it reminded me of a scene from Seinfield and it was not an “Out of Africa” moment.

  25. Your sense of timing and drama is sooo good Corey! You should give up this brocante thing and write romance novels. Or don’t give up the antiques and write about romances that occur AT the brocantes!

  26. Get well soon,Madame!
    When i read “oh no!not you too!”
    I’ve been with mom in hospital for the last days,it’s not pleasant at all!
    I wish you a fast recovery!

  27. mon dieu! So sorry Corey you are laid up like this 🙁
    Dommage
    Amazing that you can still post!
    I better get an iPod Touch or something just in case…
    I forget…are you a Southpaw?
    Get well soon Corey
    xxxcg

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