Tall, Dark, and Handsome…in Naples with Pizza

Naples Italy.

If you had only one day to spend in Naples, Italy around the Christmas holiday what would you do?

That was the question we asked ourselves on our cruise. Since we had been to Naples before visiting Pompeii, we decided to explore the city's center.

 

 

Creating a nativity in Naples Italy

 

 

Naples,italy artist

 

(An Italian artist creating a nativity landscape… I wanted to flirt with his gorgeous-ness. But felt kinda silly considering he was creating a symbolic womb of Christianity, plus I am married, older, and do not speak more than ten words in Italian two of them being, "Bacio Qui… (Kiss here)". But oh, that strong arm of his covered up in his leather jacket. Gosh dang, those Italians have sexy style even when doing something religious!)

 

 

Alleyways in Naples Italy

 

 

Naples, Italy down an alley

 

 

Naples conjures images of dark handsome men in alleyways, women on balconies hanging out clothes, narrow streets running along colorful walls, church bells ringing next to wafts of garlic perfumed air and pizza dough swirling landing in wood burning ovens, while young and old gather outside hand in hand, arm in arm with full ruby lips that you want to kiss but cannot because they don't stop conversing, kissing, arguing and embracing conversation which seems nothing short of passionate foreplay.

 

 

Naples Italy waiting for Pizza

 

 

I dream of being Italian: Long dark thick hair, a tiny waist, full bosom, walking with my hips to the beat of la Traviata…. conversing with my hands that say something simple like, "Do you want dinner?" but read life and death all in one twist of the wrist.

 

 

Chelsea in Naples, Italy

 

And so Chelsea and I set off for a day in Naples with three goals in mind:

1) To walk aimlessly soaking in the atmosphere.

 

 

Nativity landscape, Naples, Italy

 

2) I mentioned to Chelsea that I heard that during the Christmas season one should not miss the street where artist show their handmade nativity scenes. Though I had no idea where that street might be. 3) Chelsea smiled, "that's my mother smile", and said, "I heard we should eat Pizza."

 

Without a map, we set out on foot to the center of town. 

 

 

 

Pizza man in Italy

  I Decumani Pizza

 

Noting a long line of Italians outside a pizzeria we took that as a sign of a good eatery.

While waiting in line I noticed they had a take out service on the side. We ordered a pizza. I asked if I could take photos (by motioning) they agreed, motioning back that I had to take a photo of them with Chelsea.

Between taking our order, calling it out, smiling, kneading the dough, his pinched Chelsea's behind. (Note expression on Chelsea's face above.) He laughed, we saw no harm and laughed too. We were in Naples, the pizza was incredible, life was good, and Chelsea swore there was cheese in the crust. It was tender, light, with the perfect chew factor. Though I knew there wasn't cheese in the crust, instead it was centuries of experienced hands that knew just how to knead and pinch.

 

 

Italian pastries

 

Across the street from I Decumani I saw another line of people going in and out of a bakery. Most of them came out carrying Rum Baba. After dining on our pizza from I Decumani on a street bench we headed towards the Rum Baba line. My stomach screamed, "FULL ALREADY!" Though my taste buds hollered louder to my heart, "Only in Naples for one day!" Then even louder, "…Naples is home to Rum Baba!"

 

''Traditionally, if you went into a cafe, you'd see a bunch of old guys ordering pieces of plain cake and pouring shots of (rum) or limoncello over the top,'' said Arthur Schwartz, the radio show host and author of ''Naples at Table'' (HarperCollins, 1998).

Although most associate babas with France, the dessert is arguably even more popular in southern Italy, where babas probably date back to the 18th century. This is when Marie Antoinette's sister Maria Carolina married King Ferdinand IV of Naples, Mr. Schwartz said, and there was much cultural and culinary exchange between the two sisters in France and Naples." New York Times

To say it was the best Rum Baba I ever ate in my entire life is to say that Chelsea had to knock me out and drag me back to reality because I wanted to have ten more. Chelsea said, "Mother, focus! Seriously you cannot eat another one let alone ten." God, I don't like it when she gets all grown-up on me. I walked away with a trail of drool behind me.

I regret not having ten more, plus another pizza.

 

 

 

Video attached: How to make Baba Rum: Rum soaked cakes from the Neapolitan cookbook — enjoy these boozy delights from GialloZafferano, Italy's #1 food website.

 

 

Nativites in Naples

 

Naples is a feast not only for taste, but for the entire five senses. A paradise of living history. The architecture, the crowded streets, the people, the sounds dance to an underground beat mashed-up with opera. You never know what to expect, except pleasure without having to dress up.

Via San Gregorio Armeno, the Nativity street, came upon us with instant love and fascination.

 

Presepe, naples, italy

 

The presepe or nativity scenes, or santons/creche in French, are a love of mine. Though the Italians take their presepe to whole new level. Numerous shops, and vendors pack the the street (Via San Gregorio) with creative, nativity figurines in splendor variations. Jesus, Madonna  and Joseph are but one of many of the figurines you will find. Perfectly detailed copies of household objects, gastronomic delights, exotic animals, houses, hillsides, plants, plus accessories to create your own presepe. Rolls of cork to create the mountains, ready-to-place houses, wells, waterfalls, fountains, columns, trees, grasslands, bridges, towers…. most items are handmade in Naples. Of course you can buy a completed presepe with or without the nativity pieces.

 

 

 The presepe on Via San Gregorio, in Naples

 

 

 

Presepes ,Via San Gregorio, in Naples

 

Naples Italy nativity scenes

 

The presepes on Via San Gregorio, in Naples.

Art, as is. Aren't they amazing?

 

 

Antique Italian nativity

 

Madone in Naples Italy

 

And as the Holy Night would have it I stumbled across an antique shop selling old nativity scenes. I felt like one of the wise men coming to the stable. Joy! Holy Wonder! Praising the high heavens. Thank you baby Jesus.

 

Naples Italy at Christmas

 

As the sun set we hesitantly made our way back to the dock withour taste buds bursting

we were not ready to sail…. though the sea beckoned.

 

 

 

 

 



Comments

33 responses to “Tall, Dark, and Handsome…in Naples with Pizza”

  1. I love so much these italian santons , they are so beautiful and rare

  2. Oh my…I am completely in awe of the presepes. Thank you for finding that street and showing them to us.
    I would of definitely asked for a to-go box on the pastries….and make sure that Chelsea saves that photo of when she got her butt pinched by an Italian. She is going to love looking at that when she is eighty !

  3. Your photos are an absolute joy and make me so badly want to visit Naples. Chelsea looks just gorgeous – no wonder pizza man couldn’t help squeezing her butt, and good for her for taking it with humour!

  4. Beautiful! I think I should add to my bucket list “visit Italy at Christmas time” ๐Ÿ˜‰

  5. With all the history reflected in your lovely pictures, what I found interesting and very 21st century was that the pizza shop has a website (url printed on the box)…LOL! Did you purchase any antique santons?

  6. Brenda L. from TN.

    Thank You for all of these photos and showing us the presepes…loved the photo of Chelsea’s butt getting pinched! She will LOL about that photo for YEARS to come!
    Have fun and show us more!

  7. Christmas Alley as we used to call it. San Gregorio Armeno is a treasure trove and open all year. The baroque angels and wax miniature baskets of fruit and the ancient presepes made yesterday!

  8. your ‘girls day’ in naples looks so wonderful! you found treasures of all kinds and i’m so grateful that you took the time to share them. happy memory-making as you travel on!

  9. What a beautiful post! Makes me want to rush right out and buy a ticket to Naples. Love the picture of Chelsea with the Italian pincher! Wow, that Italian guy in the top picture is indeed sexy! How can he manage that while creating a nativity landscape! They do indeed have sexy style! I know it was hard to go back to the ship and leave this beautiful city.
    More fun to come going on your cruise with you …..!!!

  10. I LOVE the nativity scenes. Thanks for sharing.

  11. In Poland there is a big tradition in the South of Poland in Krakow to have a competition between the artisans that make very intricate nativity scenes which called “Szopka” (translates to “little hut”. Here is a link to some images of masterful Krakow Szopka’s http://www.google.ca/search?tbm=isch&hl=en&source=hp&biw=1280&bih=629&q=szopka+krakowska&gbv=2&oq=szopka+k&aq=0&aqi=g2&aql=&gs_sm=c&gs_upl=1328l4347l0l6578l10l10l1l1l1l0l229l1348l0.5.3l8l0

  12. ok i am seriously jealous here…what an amazing place..
    Dear Lord,
    Please let Cynthia go to Naples in her lifetime.

  13. I was wondering why you were taking pictures of a cute man. Then I read your post. Laughted my butt off!!!
    His gorgeous-ness! oh,yea!! Speaking of gorgeous, your
    children are beautiful. God Bless You,Corey. Have a safe trip and Happy New Year!!!

  14. Violet Cadburry

    He he, Chelsea looks like she is smiling in the butt pinching pic. Maybe pizza man thought she looked too serious and needed some prodding, so to speak. Thanks for the baba rum recipe, I am going to try it. Happy sailing!

  15. Chelsea should have pinched il signor’s man boob as payback. Fair is fair.
    Sheba and I had the craziest cab ride through Naples. It was “porca miseria” this and “Madonna!” from the driver.

  16. Mmmm, pizza! Mmmm, Babas au Rhum (note plural)!
    BTW, what were Yann and Sacha doing while you two were exploring Naples? Hope they took lots of photos so that can be your next post.

  17. LOVE this Corey, thanks for posting it! My Italian Grandmother, who died before I was born, was from Naples! My dad’s cooking at his Italian restaurant was largely based on the foods of Naples and he was a fabulous cook. I’ve been so busy all week and haven’t had a chance to look at your blog but I’m glad I did today. Thanks for the marvelous photos! Will you get to Sicily too? My granddad was from there.
    You’re right…Italian men are awesome ๐Ÿ™‚

  18. Maybe, if I start dropping subtle hints and suggestions now, I can convince my husband that we should spend next Christmas in Italy. Sure sounds good to me.

  19. Corey dear, you have more soul of an Italian than most Italians! What beautiful Lust for Life you have!

  20. Franca, they’re called “moobs” ๐Ÿ™‚
    My worst cab ride was a guided tour of Terceira island in the Azores. Upon entering the taxi I tried to buckle my seat/shoulder belt, but encountered difficulty — so the guide (a scrawny runt with red hair and beard) informed me of what he assumed was good news that would elate me, namely that I didn’t have to because it wasn’t required by law. When I told him that I actually WANTED to buckle up, he reacted as though I was insulting the driver’s skill, so I explained that it was those other drivers on those twisty narrow road who concerned me (not to mention the occasional herd of cattle). He persisted in telling me not to bother because I didn’t have to, but I prevailed, figuring that the one who’s paying gets to call the tune. Any oaths were in Portuguese, and thus beyond my linguistic comprehension at the time, which was probably just as well ๐Ÿ™‚ This was the only less-than-stellar tour guide I’ve ever had in the Azores, and all the rest have been wonderful.

  21. I have heard that the pizza in Naples is an nit rely different culinary experience than anywhere else. I drooled just reading about it. Thanks!

  22. Not sure if anyone else pointed this out in the comments but you saying the Italian man (in reference to the pizza crust), “instead it was centuries of experienced hands that knew just how to knead and pinch.” could also, of course, be referring to his kneading and pinching of pretty girls’ bottoms!!
    ๐Ÿ™‚

  23. Wow, I googled “presepes” & apparently you were in THE place for them in Naples. The photos give a gorgeous peek at them. Lovely. What a wonderful trip you are on. I was in Venice last February. My first time in Italia. Wonderful country. I know what you mean about the feeling of opera with an underlying pop beat. My guilty pleasure is ” popera” — google or YouTube ” Il Volo”, Vittorio Grigolo….. There are others… The soundtrack to go with your beautiful views..
    P.S. love that you’r grown children are with you on your cruise. Wonderful tributes to the both of you!

  24. Beautiful! I am sure they loved Chelsea! We only drove through there, but didn’t stop. I hope next time we will be able to stay.

  25. Thanks for the great day in Naples! Loving this trip.

  26. What a great post! I feel like I spent the day in Naples! My father was 100% Italian and I long for the day I get to go there. This also explains my fascination with anything nativity. I can’t wait to tell my husband. :o)

  27. My mouth is watering to try one of Italy’s pizzas!
    And the nativities, oh the nativities! Georgeous! I am trying not to be too envious of you! So glad we can “be there” through your blog! ๐Ÿ™‚

  28. Kristin McNamara Freeman

    Oh what a wonderful walk through Naples…I know when I make my trip to France I must save enough to make a trip to Italy as well..you have heightened the visual attraction and your words describing the food and people, it must be added. Thanks for sharing your cruise and side trips. My mouth is watering.

  29. I must have some Rum baba now! Thank you for the fine pictures and making me want to travel so bad!!! God bless, Happy New Year!

  30. Rebecca from the pacific northwest

    What a wide range of experiences you took us on in this one post. Food! Exploration! Antiques and local crafts! Butt pinching!!
    I didn’t know about the nativity street in Naples and now want to go there.
    The surprised smile on Chelsea’s just-pinched face reminds me of being a young woman in Europe one summer. I was walking a rather crowded sidewalk, and a man walking the other direction very deftly flicked his finger out to momentarily feel my butt just as we passed by each other. Made me laugh. So I tried it on the next attractive man I passed: woe was me. He must have been American, as I encountered a solid wallet instead of a nice rounded cheek. So very disappointing!

  31. What I wouldn’t give to hang out with you for a day! ๐Ÿ™‚
    You always make me smile.
    Cheers to a Happy New Year of beauty and fun!

  32. Love, love love your article. It was so nice to read the lovely things you wrote about our adopted city. Via San Gregorio Armeno is as animated as the presepe pieces during the Christmas Season and though I may be a bit biased, I think it is one of the most magical places on earth. “We were not ready to sail” is how we feel everyday. Naples has a way of stealing your heart. Hope you make it back soon to enjoy some of her other treasures. Look me up if you do!

  33. All wonderful, but especially the Nativity backdrops. I’ve never seen so many!! And of course the pretty photographs of Chelsea!

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