Darn Socks, the Blindfolded Dinner and a Wild Hair Idea

Lace, monogram, textiles

One other thing is certain other than death and taxes, and that is far more pleasant …

French textiles can always be found at a French brocante.

Lace, linen, monograms, napkins, sheets, old chemises…

Given that French linens are plentiful one can be selective when sorting through the stacks of linens dating back over a hundred years ago.

Death, taxes and French linens.

Take you pick.

 

Monogram-linen

French antique lace

 

Snippets of conversations over heard last weekend at the Brocante:

"No it doesn't have a monogram, leave it."

"But it is hemp! Hemp is hard to find, shouldn't we take it and cut it up for pillow backing?"

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"How about this piece: Large sheet, with a monogram…"

"No, it has a small stain on the corner, see it there," the buyer points to it. 

They drop it as if it is worthless.

The dealer offers it for ten Euros less, the potential buyers shake their heads no and walk on.

 

French antique lace Collage

 

Often these French textiles were rarely used, often guarded as prize possessions kept in armoires or chest for special occasions.

Remarkable linen bedsheets with massive thickly stitched monograms, surrounded with artworthy loops and curls.

These sorts of bedsheets were used for the marriage bed, or after a woman gave birth. The bed was re dressed with a beautiful linen so that the mother and child could recieve visitors in simple elegance. Again after a long illness, when guest would come to visit.

Hence these sorts of bedlinens were used only a few times.

Used nevertheless. That is a turn off for many.

French Antique Textile Collage

Textiles

Antique-lace

My grandmother crocheted, and made lace trim for our pillow cases and towels. I have one towel left, and two pillowcases.

I use them often, and know one day the pillow case will tear from usage. I plan to take the lace off and reuse it on another pillow case.

That is the beauty of old things, they last.

 

Angel-piece

Some people are bother by using old things. As the old item might have bugs, or bad energy connected to it. I have been asked, "Doesn't it bother you to have dead people things in your house?"

The obvisious answer is no.

But with that said I can find something interesting at a brocante, buy it and bring it home and then after a few days, for no known reason it starts to bugs me, and I have to give the thing away because I cannot stand it in the house. Yet other times I can find something that isn't important or valuable yet it strikes my fancy, as if the object has a spirit and it is begging me to take it home.

Are you calling the psych ward on me?

If so no brocante for you.

 

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One hundred year old darn sock, that has been kept.

I bought a few of them to hang at Christmas behind our dining room chairs.

I like to keep the French guessing.

One of our guest says to the other, "Why does she have old socks tied to our chairs?"

The other guest shrugs.

The other guest replies, "Oh God she is probably up to one of her crazy dinner nights… did you hear about her blind dinner? Where her guests were blindfolded during the entire meal?"

They looked at the socks differently after that.

They were clean at least!

True. And I am not the only one with that crazy blindfolded dinner idea.

 

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Toile de Jouy.

Toile de Jouy is not as easy to find anymore.

How I wished I had bought more years ago when it was plentiful but I was poor.

Yes, the brocante has changed.

 

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If you like to create, the brocante is where to be. Old ribbons, threads, varied textiles, buttons, jewelry elements…

But if you are like me you like to lick everything and gooble it up and digest happiness.

Maybe I should serve that for dinner the next time I have a blindfolded dinner party.

 

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Okay I made this:

Matelas toile (Old mattress material) sewn into a square cushion-

Filled with a handful of lavender-

A piece of tattered lace-

I covered the tattered part of the lace, with an equally as old piece of paper that had black glass pin heads attached to it.

Pincushion for someone who doesn't sew.

 

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Tell me a some wild hair idea of yours and win a sock like the one above.

Come on you want a sock.

I'll pick a random winner tomorrow. 



Comments

49 responses to “Darn Socks, the Blindfolded Dinner and a Wild Hair Idea”

  1. I have this wild hair idea to make cards, paper cards, to sell, even as all the card companies are going out of business and the U.S. postal service has to keep charging more for stamps just to not even almost break even. It’s an idea my twin sis and I had for a long time–using our photographs and funny one liners–and also to be the next Ann Landers/Dear Abby twin sister duo. Easier said than done, but I love the idea!

  2. Blindfolded dinner party sounds right up my alley.
    I made pop sickles out of freshly squeezed juice, they were always separating but they were good. I love to crochet baby clothes and big blankets.

  3. I have been know to buy the stained, unloved linens for pennies. I will work with my Gram’s magic elixir to see if the stains come out. If not, I dye them with fabric dye. What was once white with beige stains is now a loverly lavendar. If nothing works, I make a jacket or skirt. The linen in linens (that sounds funny!) drapes so beautifully and yes, it wrinkles, but that means it has see the light of day and has a second life. (I also talk to and make up stories about my “dead people” treasures. I’ll join you in the looney bin and we can have a blind fold dinner together.:D)

  4. I gave my mother a “Fairy Queen” birthday party for her 60th birthday. I made her wings, a fabulous crown, decorated with plants and sparkly stuff and made all the guests flower crowns to wear.
    And the FOOD – a fairy ring cake (lemon bundt with sparkling sugar frosting), tiny marinated mushrooms, little chocolates, roquefort-covered grapes.
    I vacuumed up glitter and dried rose petals for months.
    It beat the High Tea birthday party I have her for her 50th birthday…
    (and yes, I’d love a sock)

  5. My wild hair idea is to do the following for my next birthday: root out all my French brocante things from their various and forgotten storage places in the house and decorate my table for a candle light dinner to which I invite my closest friends. The food and wine will be French. I will have to have a piece montee for dessert. Have never made one of those.

  6. All those French linens and lace…oh my goodness…Total loveliness!!

  7. Oh, you found my SOCK!! Everytime I do laundry, one is missing..and you found it!! So that’s where they go…the brocante!!

  8. One year, when my then boyfriend and I were pretty poor, I made a traditional Thanksgiving feast, packed it as a picnic, and “kidnapped” him. I drove us to the mountains, where it was snowing, and we ate in the car. Then we bundled up and strolled the paths in the snow, watching deer amble by and other creatures making their way down the mountains. That boyfriend is now my husband of 27 years, and he still remembers that Thanksgiving as one of the best!

  9. I come up with the best inventions — but I’m only the idea person. I don’t have the engineering skills to follow through. Like the rubber car. The car is just a round rubber bubble, so if it hits something, it bounces off. (Only safe if all the other cars are rubber too.) My latest idea came from my broken nose. I had a bandage on my nose. The deam at my college is African American. She said, “At least you have a bandage that matches your skin color.” Eureka! What a great idea “Ethnic bandages” that come in an array of skin shades.
    I need more follow through.

  10. I get so many wild ideas but often never carry them through. One hot summer day after working in the garden all day, about to pass out from the heat, I got the brainy idea to go rustic, grab a bar of soap and wash down in the brook, which by then was more like a river thanks to beavers that enlarged it for us. Since we have alot of trees and shrubs and noone could see me, it started out ok until I saw a huge black snake slither over one of the trees felled by the beavers, a tree lying across the brook near where I was standing up to my thighs in water. Needless to say, I made a fast exit, spooking some frogs in the process, grabbed my towel and went into the house to take a proper bath 🙂 So much for trying to be a “pioneer” gal

  11. I cannot think of an idea at this moment because I so love textiles of any kind that….well…I stopped to dream I was at a Brocante (funds a plenty and good sized empty suitcases). I am swooning!

  12. I have this ‘pipe dream’ as my husband calls it. One day I am going to have a trading table at a flea market or such. I have a large box in my craftroom and am filling it up with things I make from old stuff that I buy at second hand stores. The said old stuff gets turned into something useful e.g. pin cushions, cake stands, whatever is being made on the internet. This way I get to play with the ideas I see. One day I will find my flea market, and talk someone into helping me (I don’t drive)and have the time of my life.

  13. I don’t want a sock i want that last thing.

  14. I ♥ this idea!

  15. There is a superstition that you must put on a new pair of socks before you get out of bed on New Year’s Day, and you will walk in plenty the rest of the year. My friend has done this since I met her 40 years ago.
    She is doing very well.

  16. Barbara Snow

    I will need two good socks to fulfill my wild hair. I want to walk the Camino de Santiago in two years, when I turn 60. It’s a 500 mile walk across Spain from the border of France to the Cathedral de Santiago, near the Atlantic coast. Pilgrims have walked the trail for hundreds of years. I plan to be one of them. Just for the experience.
    Wish me luck.
    Barb in Minnesota

  17. Can’t take my eyes off the bed linen. Sigh.

  18. annie vanderven

    Sheets brought back some memories my great grand mother armoires had shelves full ,and I remember a laundress coming once month to do the wash in an out building she made a fire under a huge cauldron and the laundry was boiled in this hence the great number of sheets towels , etc… and after it was all hung out to dry in the garden on long lines, I still have some of those, they will never wear out and they are scratchy as heck, just tqking space in my own armoires !!!!
    Annie v.

  19. Rebecca from the pacific northwest

    Well, I don’t have a wild-hair idea at the moment but your post made me think of something fragile, old, beloved, delicate that I am USING and USING UP instead of keeping it hidden away.
    During WWII my dad was on a ship in the South Pacific. He bought my mom several souvenirs, including the most delicate, most graceful, sheerest, embroidered fine linen tablecloth you have ever seen. I think she never ever used it. She gave it to me at some point, telling me that I was more likely than either of my sisters to iron and use it. (Mom was wrong about the ironing part, it turns out.)
    Fifteen years ago, when we moved into our house in the Pacific Northwest woods, I hung that tablecloth over a curtain rod and made it into a sheer, beautiful bedroom curtain that lets the tree shadows and shapes peek through but that give me privacy at night. Sun shines on it in summer so I pull an all-cotton sheet-turned-extra curtain between linen and glass to protect it, but still it’s getting torn and worn from use and sun exposure.
    I really mulled this over and decided that it would be better to use and enjoy it daily and someday have it fall apart, than to never use it or see it. I love it.
    (Annnnd, a year ago at a very tiny, very personal “brocante” on main street of my little town, I found another fine sheer linen tablecloth which I am holding at the ready to replace the current one. So for once I don’t fret, I simply enjoy.)

  20. Rebecca from the pacific northwest

    Oh my. I didn’t realize how long this story is.

  21. Rebecca from the pacific northwest

    Did you ever write about the blindfolded dinner party?

  22. Rebecca from the pacific northwest

    I love this, Jeannie!

  23. I have some things my Grandma made (she died 30 years ago) including two beautiful lace crochet tablecloths, a Norwegian sweater she knit and a granny square afghan. Also a pair of wool socks she knit. I treasure those socks.They are worn only on snow days, while in the house..like Grandma is still making sure her grand daughter’s feet stay warm and she knows she is loved!
    Wild idea was taking bits of batting and vintage Provencal fabric and turning Matchbox old pickup trucks into pincushions to sell at the yardsale. Guy came to the yardsale and said “I took that fabric crap out of the pickup trucks, how much are the trucks”. I was too stunned to speak..so much for creativity.

  24. The wildest hare idea I ever had (but I know it wasn’t really mine, it was God’s) was when we worked in Brazil. We worked with street kids and when the 4th child of this ONE family was starting to live on the streets, I thought, “That’s it. We’ve got to do something else here. Pretty soon, we’ll have all 12 (yes, you read that right) kids of this mom (my age) on the streets. We have to stop this!” So we hired a teacher to go to this women’s shack==two rooms, 10 kids and her boyfriend and husband and begin to teach the kids how to use a pencil, how to color (I kid you not). Soon we built them a bathroom and a shower (they were using an old can for a toilet). And then in two years, the kids ended up in school. And after we left, the mother started to go to church. There’s much more than this to the story but that gives you an idea of the craziest idea I had (but it was really God).
    By the way I knit socks and love, love socks! But I know that there are some amazing stories here so good luck!

  25. I used to work in a museum and my wild idea was staff theme days. We would have stripe day and we were to all wear stripes and bring a dish to the pot-luck lunch that had stripes. That could be a layered salad or sandwiches sliced into long fingers and laid on a platter in stripes. Ah, and then there was chocolate day…

  26. pattwolverton71@comcast.net

    I took my grandmothers torn, worn our quilts and made christmas stockings out of them. This prompted my daughter to take hers and make all of the girls teddy bears out of hers.
    I also took old linen and but them into triangle small pillows filled with lavendar to put in the toes of my special shoes.
    last but not least, My wild idea is to rescue all sad and unloved chrystal chandaliers and make them new and happy again. I now have 150 basket chandaliers from italy in the process of being cleaned, put back together and selling at a very good price. We have sent them all over the world. My drippy chandalier collection is growing. My daughters, mother, sister and myself are running out of room.
    I would really love that sock, as I do not have a christmas stocking for myself.
    The pin cushion is not bad either as I am a quilter. I am currently restoring 2 old, old quilts for a lady in our town.

  27. Perhaps not so wild, but I have become enamored with making all manner of drawstring bags…. Halloween trick-or-treat bags, purses, laundry and shoe bags, bags for beanbags and sock dolls – my other passion. Actually I could really use that sock. I would turn it into a rabbit or a dog.

  28. Impressive and a wonderful goal for a 60th birthday. I hope it’s as wonderful as it sounds!

  29. 1. To cover the outside of my entire car with all those “disposable” plastic kid toys my children received in goodie bags over the years and in fast food meals. I obviously never “disposed” of them all.
    2. To join the Peace Corps again.

  30. Before I had kids I would save up, then splurge on old kelims. I love the colours and richness of the patterns and weaving. When we built our house here at last there was room for my big kelim spread out over the living room floor.
    A friend who weaves and knows about textiles told me it would wear out if I kept it there, what with dogs, kids and foot traffic. I didn’t believe her as it was thick and strong and I didn’t want to believe her anyway. I wanted it there on the floor, rich and beautiful. She was right. It did wear out, but I’d had many years enjoying it and would far rather have used it than kept it carefully and never seen it.
    Now I have to see if I can get creative and make cushions out of the remains!
    I love all your old monogrammed linens and would use them too, as long as I didn’t have to iron them!

  31. Marie-Noëlle

    Hi Rebecca !
    Just like you, I’ve kept on searching my mind to try and remember…
    Up to now I haven’t reminded anything !
    Come on, Corey … !

  32. Marie-Noëlle

    I love LONG stories !!!

  33. Marie-Noëlle

    Oh, thank you, Annie, for bringing those long-forgotten memories back to my mind !!!
    My gran used to boil laundry in a big cauldron too…
    I can spot the scene so clearly !!!
    She also used a long wooden spoon to stir the boiling laundry now and then !!!
    And when the laundry was hung out, my cousins and I loved to play hide-and-seek in between the sheets…
    And, the smell of that spotless laundry … !!

  34. Marie-Noëlle

    Many years ago, when I was a student, I used to share in all grape harvests to make money.
    I used to go to the same vine farm with a few friends. Hard work and good fun !!!
    Regularly, each year, the boys would play a trick on girls… and one year, the girls decided to have their revenge. My good friend and I suggested one idea to the others :
    In the evening, we sneeked into the boys’ dormitory while they were helping at the wine press or in the wine cellar, we took their socks, trunks and pants and sew them. We sneeked back to put everything in place.
    The next morning, we woke up earlier than the cockerel to hear what was going to happen. When the cockerel (the wine farmer’s wife) gave us a shout, we were ready and awaiting ! Then we could hear the boys getting up and then a collection of swearing words and curses of all sorts, as they could not put their clothes on !!!
    We had a BIG laugh … before being told off by the farmer’s wife at the breakfast table… not because of our trick (she had a big laugh too)but because of our stepping into the boys’ dormitory !!!

  35. Rebecca and Marie-Noëlle,
    for goodness sake, so I am not the only one to NOT remember!
    Corey, you need to help us out here,
    Merisi 😉

  36. The sock is for tucking a newborn baby in to keep warm. Now didn’t you know there is special comfort in the swaddling and baby won’t wiggle out.
    Oh how I love the brocante linens and laces. No you are not crazy to feel the spirit of a piece and love it or need to give it away.

  37. Rebecca,
    just imagine all the memories you have created by using your mothers tablecloth, all those sun-dappled moments instead of having it in a dark drawer.
    Thank you for this wonderful story,
    Merisi

  38. I have a friend doing this very thing in celebrating her 50th this year right now.

  39. My grandmother used to have a laundry room away from the house, with a wood stove that heated the cauldron. I also remember the big wooden paddle, Marie-Noëlle, used to stir the white linens, the wood almost white from the soda in the water.

  40. When I was in grade school we were having a fundraiser and the students could make items to sell. My mother and I (it was her idea) took cleaned chicken vertebrae bones and painted them with nail polish, purple, baby blue, etc. We them strung them on a chain. We made 10 and I’m proud to report they all sold!

  41. My wild idea would be trying to figure out how to drop by Spellbound while on my business trip to LA

  42. Years ago when I was working nights in an intensive care unit, I took the interns pants and hung them on the crash cart and we called a code ( not really) and he had to com running out wo his pants! Seemed funny at the time!

  43. OF course I want a sock but more importantly I adore the blindfolded dinner!LOve how you hung the socks behind the chairs!!!!!!!!!In Italy 20 plus years ago we played find the husbands knees game blindfolded!I did that here in the USA once and the people think your MAD.The more I read you the more we have in common!I JUST ADORE YOU!And those silly AMERICANS no doubt at the brocante worried about a stain!How silly.THeir LOSS………..MORE for US!ARe you subscribed to http://www.vintagehenhouse.com?Showing my photos of my recent trip to France and Italy….I think you would enjoy!To subscribe scroll down on the LEFT and input your e-mail address!

  44. Here is something I did for my children when they were little. I called it “the backwards dinner”. We had to put our clothes on backwards + the food was served backward, dessert first etc. They adored eating this way!we use to laugh & have a grand time. Fond memories! xxpeggybraswelldesign.com

  45. Oh, how the embroidered linens intrigue me as I can well imagine the hours spent stitching – such very fine work. Elegant coverings from the past. And thus hand knit socks become foot coverings to add warmth to freezing feet. After my mother died, I took several pairs of her finely knit socks which she would wear to bed during the cold winter nights . . . many, many years ago. I think this year they will hang on the backs of chairs Christmas eve. Love the idea.

  46. The sock would be so delicious! I loved reading your ideas and the dinner parties sound like just so very much fun. I have taken old linen tea towels, folded them in half, inserted a light cotton batting, run parallel lines of quilting going the direction the shorter side about 1.5 inches apart…Then bound with some old seam binding…they make super every day placemats and are easy to wash and re-use….with just a bit of the “ancient” to add to the table decor.
    Kristin

  47. karen filbrun

    too late for that darn sock.. but Corey your stitched
    pillow w/tattered lace & the card of pins is exquisite
    it is perfect for spellbound!!! you could sell these ….
    tucked in a bookshelf….

  48. The only wild hair idea I have is that I think of myself as a wannabe crafter. I buy all sorts of fabric, trims, patterns and think I can make something interesting but I never get to it. Now I have to remind myself “I am not a crafter” so I won’t invest time or money in any craft project.
    I just threw out all my socks because they were old and had holes – never thought they could be darned or remade into something since “I am not a crafter”.

  49. diane – florida

    my wild hair is to travel the US and Europe from one flea market to the next, alonh the way making jewelry out of my finds and selling it and other flea market finds in an Etsy store. I may get my wish.

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