A few days ago I asked you if you had any amusing questions about the French that you could entertain me with, as I needed a diversion. Well, you really over did yourself! I was diverted. Take Janet's question:
"Do French decorate their bathrooms with Eiffel Towers like I do?"
I nearly peed my pants with that one! Seriously, that was a good question! It so beats are the French rude. Seriously, why would I marry a French Man, and raise our children in France if that were true?
Back to Janet's more entertaining question…
"Do French decorate their bathrooms with Eiffel Towers like I do?"
I have never seen a French bathroom decorated with Eiffel towers. Never. Most French toilets are in a separate "closet" and the "bath or shower" is in the bathroom. Most "toilets" closets, are not decorated at all. Instead they have a stack of magazines, rolls of PINK toilet paper, maybe a broom, a mop and some cleaning products in them. When you need to use the toilet you need to ask for the toilet, not the bathroom.
Ycha asked, "Do "French" real men eat quiche? Before or after they kiss?" I asked my French Husband what he thought, though I knew his answer, he replied, "I kiss anytime, anywhere, with my mouth full or empty… so yes I kiss while eating quiche. Don't most men prefer kissing anytime? Quiche or no quiche?"
Click on the highlighted link above to find out more, Frank.
"Does anyone (the French) say oh la la?" asked Claudia.
My daughter answered this one, "In France oh la la is said out of surprise, disgust, or frustration, and not for something risque or sexy. And it is not ooh la la, but Oh la la."
O key dough key!
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The French language can be boiled down to one simple word.
Forget oh la la, they say Putain.
A few of you turned red, for more reason than embarrassment, when my dear Canadian friend Denise wrote:
"Are Frenchman as good lovers as they are made out to be?
Alternate question:
Do they like their weenises rubbed?"
Well Denise, you big tease you!
Disappointed French Husband agreed, "Oh la la."
As for the lover part of Denise's question. French Husband's American wife responded, "Ooh la la!!"
Diogenes, bad bad boy! You must tell me the rest of your story. You cannot leave me hanging with,
"Several years ago we went to a Michelin rated restaurant in Paris for Danny's birthday. We splurged. We orderd soup, pate, terrine, some sort of appetizer and a main course, followed by dessert.
I told the waiter the order I wanted things to come. Soup first, then the pate, terrine and appetizer together, followed by main. I know this is wrong in some way, because it caused them a lot of consternation and disbelief. Almost as much as when we accidentally set the tablecloth on fire in a Munich restaurant. But that's another story."
For those of you who asked about dogs in France.
Dogs are allowed everywhere in France.
Or at least so it seems, by the poo that can be traced from the Eiffel Tower to the Mediterranean sea.
I will answer manyy more of your questions in the days to come…
Please Denise, Claudia, Ycha, Frank, and Janet please send me your address so that I can send you a gift.
Thank you!
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