Judgement Day in Paris

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I am a gopher with a chipped tooth.

I went to the pharmacy, a two minute walk from the apartment, and asked if they knew of a dentist in the neighborhood. They recommended one, and I walked another minute to the dentist office.

Luckily this is August, only tourists are in town. Dentists have time to see the likes of me. The receptionist gave me an appointment, and yesterday I went to have my tooth fixed.

The dentist said my name, I stood up and shook her hand. Though in my judgemental heart I thought, "Jean shorts, tennis shoes, sock-less, tee shirt (the kind teens were to bed) and the only thing that is missing is that she isn't chewing gum." 

She was the dentist. Though she looked liked the summer replacement receptionist, who just came back from the beach volley ball game.

I guessed her to be 21 at most… but since she was the dentist that couldn't be true. Couldn't be true. I felt awful for judging her. Blame it on her shorts.

For a brief second I second guessed the pharmacy: "What is the worse that could happen?" I didn't answer myself as I sat in the chair.

 

gopher with a chipped tooth

 

As I leaned back in the chair, with the dentist (the one with the cut off shorts) hands in my mouth, I thought about my friend Bonnie when I lived in Paris twenty five years ago. Bonnie was in her early thirties, though she looked sixteen. She had a beautiful baby named Benjamin. Often on the metro people would stare at her and whisper, "Isn't it a shame, she is too young to have a baby!"

I looked at the Dentist and tried real hard to imagine she was as old as Bonnie was twenty five years ago. 

 

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After the dentist appointment I had to do buy some needed things for the apartment. The renovator Regis, and French Husband or Mr. OCD in certain things, asked me too.

I went to the hardware store: Four floors of nuts, bolts, and at least two hundred thousand electric screw gun. With list in hand I made my way through the aisles.

Nothing went right, or I should say I was playing charades in the dark. I couldn't find a thing. The salespeople were nowhere to be found, and worse I forgot the receipt to pick up the pre paid order. On top of it all I couldn't find my words. I stood in line with a man who talked to me for thirty three minutes, I didn't understand a word he was saying, and yet with my memorized French mannerisms and expressions of interest he thought I understood. Should I be ashamed? I wasn't. I listened that is what he needed. He didn't notice that I didn't understand because he talked in triangles. Triangles! When the salesperson asked him to write what he wanted, because she couldn't understand him, I felt better. Then I felt bad for feeling better.

It took me two hours to gather what I went for, it was exasperating.

 

walking the streets of Paris
To make a long story short, because it was an adventure beyond belief, a "chariot" cart was brought out with the things I had bought. I asked the receptionist if I could take the chariot outside since French Husband was waiting for me, illegally parked (yes for two hours).

Little did she know that French Husband was parked several blocks away.

There I was pushing my chariot down the streets of Paris, looking wiped out, dusty, hair pulled back … I was looked at like I was an alien. It made me laugh. 

Judgement worthy I was. I didn't fit the Paris picture and it didn't bother me in the least.

 

 

judging the cut offs

 Then I saw French Husband: White socks pulled up, cut off 501, loading the truck… and I felt love bursting in air. It sure feels good to be a "Go For" with a chipped tooth"! To know that it didn't matter how I looked, or how he looked, or how anyone looked… 

We are who we are regardless of the package we are given.

Tomorrow my tooth will be repaired by a beautiful bright cut off short wearing young dentist.

 



Comments

21 responses to “Judgement Day in Paris”

  1. Julie Loeschke

    So weird.I had a chipped tooth fixed yesterday,too.Ended up getting a crown.My dentist is an old friend who does “mountain man” re-enacting.I wouldn’t be surprised if he came to his office in buck skins and a fur hat. 🙂 I’m sure she will do fine.

  2. you are brave (dentist) intrepid (hardware) kind (33 minutes) and so fun to read!

  3. Nice to follow you around in Paris via your blog. Great photos, as always.

  4. So very true and mirrors my feelings to a tee lately.
    I just smile and mostly people smile back don’t know though if that would work in Paris.

  5. “Gopher with a chipped tooth”…priceless~ From one who understands the logistics of Paris, I salute you on your mission accomplished!

  6. Gosh its really scary when all the dr’s are our children’s age. Actually, my son is a doctor. Its hard to believe somethimes that my little boy is a grown man. Best of luck tomorrow at the dentist. And can’t wait to see what is going on in the apartment.

  7. Corey, loved this post. Great picture of you with the chariot!
    I hope your dentist can do bonding – just add the synthetic resin material onto your tooth, so no crown is required. Danny chipped a front tooth 10 years ago and still has the bonding in place. You’d never know it was chipped. Looks perfect.

  8. Strange, Corey….I have a BIG toothache right now! Probably root canal tomorrow.
    I am loving these blog posts!

  9. What an adventure.
    I think I would rather have the young dentist instead of one getting ready to retire. The old one hasn’t kept up with the latest techniques and could care less.

  10. I love love love this post. Every bit of it. Dentist stuff, confusing hardware stuff, incomprehensible french stuff and hubby with white socks. Down to earth and entertaining all in one package! thanks 🙂

  11. BRAVA BRAVA BRAVA………………..YOU DID IT!Romeo was still waiting…..thats all that matters!Are you going to tell us HOW you chipped your tooth?

  12. Tout est bien qui finit bien! Good luck with your tooth.

  13. I like the comment about not caring how we look. I thought that I had got to Thame where I didn’t care but a trip to see my sister who has a house in Chatillon Sur Seine sent me into a spin, ‘Smart Casual’ she said and I realised my smart casual and hers were two very different things and I panicked spent money on clothes that I didn’t have all so that I fit in, you would think tat at 55 I would have known better. After 3 days I realised that I had once again been afraid of the judgements but having bought the ‘right’ clothes I felt worse. The moral here be who you are, and I intend to from now on. Corey your posts over the years have always brought me back to earth and again this one has done the same thing. One day I hope that we can meet so that I can thank you in person. Ana X

  14. What a fun post! carry on!

  15. I have to be honest and say I would of turned and walked out after seeing the seriously under dressed dentist. You are there to get an important aspect of your health and appearance repaired…not a tattoo.

  16. Teresa Cesario

    You are so funny!

  17. Well, if you had all the energy to do that, you sure survived the French dentist! I’m glad (I had wisdom teeth out this week — I survived, but for awhile I didn’t want to!).
    Three cheers for French Husband — a good parking place in Paris is hard to find!

  18. funny post indeed, being an empath I can relate to this story…..isn’t it nice to have someone in your corner ~ maybe I shall have that too ~ retorations are something, I have ran back and forth to hardware stores for subs too only to get back and they forgot something on the list I have to peel through no employees in site of a big box store as big as a football stadium ~ where are they? possibly hiding behind stock smoking cigarettes? who knows, the joy and the end result is exciting though ~

  19. You go, girl! Go fer with a chipped tooth and the most amazing insights. I can’t wait to see the apartment in all its Corey glory.!

  20. OMG Corey I love your humanity!
    And the child dentist – tell yourself she is up on all the latest science/knowledge and you will have the B.E.S.T care available.(Then try to believe it while praying to the Holy Spirit!)

  21. Cynthia (Cindy) McNiel

    Such a delightful story! (Once my hubby was in pain and delirious(?) and in ER. He loudly asked the nurse twice, ‘Where’s that Doogie Hauser doctor?” After laughing and shushing him, the doctor showed up later and said, “Doogie’s here.” I burst into laughter while my husband looked at the two of us as if we were BOTH nuts. Apparently, Hubby didn’t remember any reference to ‘Doogie’!)

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