Black Polka Dots Confession

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The shop window read: 

"We still do not have Chocolates

But we have soap.

Happy Easter!"

A friend of mine, Carrie (who I visited in Ireland nearly 18 months ago,) is visiting from New York. She wanted to go shopping. How could I say no to that? We headed towards the market in Aix. As we drove there Carrie said, "Yann told me to watch you carefully. He says if I see you falling asleep I am to hit you, slap you, shake you hard."

The fear of getting slapped kept me awake. I asked, "Gee, great vote of confidence." 

Puzzled Carrie asked, "DO you fall asleep at the wheel?"

"Well I do. But l know today is going to be a good day. I am fine. Otherwise I would never venture to drive… I am not that crazy."

Still she never took her eyes off me. 

 

Flowers in aix

 

The market was nearly empty due to the high winds and grey threatening sky. It wasn't animated, it felt like an empty movie set. Stage ready, actors yet to arrive.

Carrie couldn't resist buying some flowers at the market, and two beautiful art deco hanging lamps at the brocante. 

 

Hermes Orange

 

Orange is her favorite color. Hermes orange.

I carried the flowers as she picked a tie for her husband. While she looking at the ties, I noticed in the mirror that my eyebrows are no longer as dark as they use to be… right then and there I realized they are going grey! GREY! I don't know why that didn't occur to me before. It is not like I don't see my eyebrows everyday.

Blonde hair grey eyebrows in an orange store.

 

Shopping in Provence

As Carrie tried on clothes, and teased that she was buying too much and it was my fault, I told her people accused me of such. My mom often said, "If you do not want to buy anything DO NOT GO SHOPPING WITH COREY! Otherwise you will walk out with the whole store and like it."

Carrie liked what she found.

While I was oohing and awing over her jacket, pants, blouses, mid season coat, scarf… I thought about buying something with color… a yellow scarf… or something springy. Those orange flowers were playing cupid on me.

 

 

Black polka dots

 

The funny thing is an elderly woman came up to me and said, "Oh black! Black, black black! I am sick of black. SICK of it. I can tell you love it. Look at you all black as if it were a funeral. Black robs the light from your face. It looks awful on you."

I smiled ackwardly, out of politness repeated to myself, "Why bother responding? What will it serve? Let it go." But also rolling next to my polite side was a smirk begging to come out. I turned around quickly walking the other way and chirped, "Creep!" 

Five Hail Marys and ten Our Fathers for you Miss Grey Eyebrows. But the person in me who said, "Creep." wanted to go have a glass of wine or something.

Black polka dots won.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



Comments

22 responses to “Black Polka Dots Confession”

  1. Diogenes

    …and she probably thought Audrey Hepburn looked bad in that black Givenchy dress, staring into the Tiffany’s window. What was she wearing?

  2. Diogenes, That is the part I forgot to add, she was wearing grey. Go figure 🙂
    I miss you and D! You gotta come to France soon!!

  3. Wear what YOU want to wear, period.

  4. Oh, my goodness!! This really made my laugh out loud – heartily! I am dying to go shopping with you, Corey, if for no other reason than it just seems like something interesting happens wherever you go. 🙂
    I have been wearing black more lately, and I’m not ashamed to admit that it was your influence. I’ve been feeling all chic and French-ish. xo

  5. Confidence trumps rudeness every time. I think you look great in black.

  6. I love polka dots, a long lush thin over the top swishy skirt in tiny black and white polka dots, fab shoes, even flip flops over here with a nice perfect T, lap on some jewelry…..they say black doesn’t help weight, ha ha, I gained too much over winter….I’m wearing black…ha ha ha….& hair stylist are great at adding eyebrows n/c when getting our hair done over here….not much around that is n/c….!

  7. Love the photo of the orange flowers peeking out if the white bag. It is fun to have fashion options….. You look beautiful.

  8. I just can never get over what some people let out of their mouths. My mom drilled in my head that if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all. Is there a French translation for that?

  9. LoVE the black and white polka dot scarf–tres chic!

  10. Kathie B

    The old lady was either rude or senile. Whichever, she had no standing to comment. The rest of my thoughts on the matter I cannot post on a family-oriented blog 😉

  11. Kathleen

    It’s great you don’t let things like this bother you, she was incredibly rude.
    However, for myself, it seems the older I get that having color near my face helps a lot. ☺

  12. As you are aware, French people love to give honest, helpful advice – at least, in their eyes 🙂

  13. Corey, that’s as huggable a post as there ever was one. Everything. Not least your way of turning a … phrase. 😉

  14. Corey,
    Your reply to the rude comment made me laugh out loud 🙂 Thanks for sharing!

  15. TEXAS FRANCOPHILE

    Love this post and the black & white polka dot scarf. A French woman complaining about black? Huh? As for the sleepys, my cousin had that, then went gluten free and now she doesn’t have the sleepys. Couldn’t remember if you had gone that route. Xoxo F

  16. Strange that the eyebrow dilemma seems to be popping up everywhere in my world! Just recently began pencilling mine in w/blonde-brown powder – surprised me how much of a difference it made – my eyebrows have always been blonde, so I just sort of forgot they were there for years and years – read recently about lightly coloring them in, and decided to try it – really like, but still usually only do it for church on Sunday! As for that rude comment, it is incredible how freely folk offer their UNREQUESTED opinions, isn’t it?

  17. if you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all. xxpeggybraswelldesign.com

  18. Shelley Noble

    Some old ladies are so bitter that all that comes out of their mouths is acid. Ignore it. And them.
    Out of your mouth comes jewels and gems. And you look STUNNING in all black! It’s great with your blond tresses.

  19. I wear black, black, black and I love, love, love it.

  20. Corey, that makes me furious! The photos I see of you are quite dashing , even dressed in black! Blond hair, red lips, eyes that flash, pretty white teeth, lovely skin! Goodness she was blind! xxoo jody /fl

  21. Ps I was told, don’t pluck the stray gray or white eyebrows, they do not grow back! jody/fl

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