Our First Date Back in 1986

Musee d'Orsay nude woman on the beach 

When you are falling in love with someone the whole wide world goes technicolor. Everything seems electrified, your feet literally do not the ground. Yes when one is falling in love nothing remains the same. The daily routine, the bad hair days, and even your split ends become a cornucopia of goodness. Falling in love makes the hours of the day tick by too fast.

Falling in love. Those tender moments. Those wonderful delicious moments where we want it all and often forget to savor the feeling. Where one can spend hours and hours, talking and talking about who we are and what we have done. Where we dive into the past hoping to catch up to the present and look starry eyed into the future.

When I met French Husband it was like that. Dreamy. He opened a door that had been closed, making my days seemed brighter. Though instead of spending hours and hours, talking and talking, we spent most of our time repeating words, laughing, and trying to know one another without being able to tell one another who we were. Actions do have a language all their own. 

One of our first dates French Husband took me to Baker Beach in San Francisco for a picnic. I do not recall what we ate, though I do remember cheap champagne and cookies and that the beach was not like any beach I had seen before. The bathers were nude.

As we hiked down to the beach my attention was on the steep embankment. I had never been to Baker Beach and couldn't wait to see the Golden Gate from that angle. We were halfway down when I noticed that swimsuits were of a minimum. My mind raced in every direction:

  1. Oh no! I do not want this French Hunk of Burning Love to think I am a prude.
  2. Oh no! I work for the Catholic Church. What if I recognize someone, or worse if someone recognizes me?
  3. Jesus wasn't fully dressed on the cross, was he?
  4. Oh no, I am comparing Jesus to a nudist beach!
  5. Why the bodies down there are not all perfect and pointy.
  6. I wonder how one goes about undressing at a nude beach.
  7. Certain parts of me are surely go to get sunburned.

The sand had nothing to do with me dragging my feet, though they felt like they were stuck in mud. I didn't know where to put my eyes. I felt like the elephant in the room. My every movement seemed over defined. Yann did not blink an eye- even when I took off my clothes. My thoughts raced again:

  1. How many naked women has he seen?
  2. I mustn't be that sexy.
  3. This is crazy. I can hardly talk to this guy and here I am bearing it all.
  4. Talk about up close and personal.
  5. Wow.
  6. Now what do I do? How do I sit? Where do I put my hands.
  7. Do not lay on you stomach… Why that will seem too prudish, won't it?

Just as that last thought passed through my head I felt Yann's arm around me. I remember thinking, "Okay this is normal, guy and girl having a picnic on the beach, guy puts arm around girl and girl leans in." But instead of leaning in I cracked up. Laughing louder than the waves hitting the beach. It seemed that eyes from Japan through California to China turned and looked at me. I could almost hear them saying under their blase expressions, "Oh it must be her first time." After which I stopped laughing and kissed Yann. In which case he rolled on top of me. In which case the entire ocean could not contain the one enormous thought going on in my head.

And though I have bared it all in this post. This one thought I will keep to myself.

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Photo of a painting in Musee d'Orsay, do you know the painter and title?

I wish I had taken one of Picnic on the Grass by Manet.



Comments

30 responses to “Our First Date Back in 1986”

  1. Wow!! What a date!

  2. YOWZA….very romantic, very very romantic.

  3. One summer, 30+ years ago, I went on a summer studies abroad in the Greek Isles. We had two sailboats and four teachers. By the end of the trip, the teachers felt pretty comfortable with all of us, and took us to a nude beach on the island of Paros. Yep, they stripped right down. They were probably my age today, but the image is seared into my brain.
    Corey, I Googled but cannot find that painting on the Musee d’Orsay site. Perhaps it is called “Hey Baby.” Thank you for sharing this story; what if you recognize someone from the Catholic Church made me laugh.

  4. This would make a great scene in a romantic movie….

  5. You are one brave woman! All those thoughts that ran through your head…So funny. I love your honesty. Thank you for sharing.

  6. Ah love…the things we do and what we remember and hold on to– more precious than gold-I have never been to a nude beach-but when I was a sophomore in college my boyfriend at the time and another couple flew down to mexico-I told my mom and dad I was down the shore (in new jersey) we swan naked and sunbathed on what we thought was a secluded beach-not so —– hey come to think of it the same thing happened here on the jersey shore same people getting naked swimming and sun bathing —-laughing like fools-some wonderfully innocent happy times-your story was lovely…..

  7. So if you share this experience with the world you don’t have to go to confession…right? I would have turned around and walked off that beach….call me a prude or whatever, that is not how I would have spent a first or any date. You lost your senses you were so in love…right?

  8. Boy ! I was hanging on to every word of your story and you’re not going to tell us that sexy thought?? Well, I guess I’ll have to try to imagine what it was. This could be a movie…cute perky California girl falls madly in love with a handsome French guy who’s touring in America. What a love story!
    I, like your other reader, would’ve have probably run for the hills…..no guts–no glory 🙂

  9. Oh my — that was some first date!!

  10. Lana Kloch

    the last few days you have been writing brilliantly.. today you had me from the first word..
    i can feel your rush of first blush.. meeting french husband..but going to a nude beach w/o your knowing it was.. i would have flipped and i wore no bra and see through tops. i was a true hippie. however, i would have fainted.
    you handled it so well. his leaning in to hold you and your kissing him. nature took its course from then on..
    i still see that magic in you two. it is precious and warming to the heart. yes, i know how marriage can be.. french husband doesn’t like chores, but he has to do it. and you able to solve it decades later, utilizing sasha’s skills. i was rolling over laughing so hard.
    you never cease to amaze me. and am anxious to read more tomorrow..

  11. Pam Norwood

    You must write a book!! I agree with Lana your writing has been brilliant of late. Such a sweet story, did you know then he was a keeper? 😉

  12. Jacqueline

    Way ta go Corey! All good Catholic girls should bare it all on a first date 🙂
    Thank you for the chuckle.

  13. Memories : )

  14. whoa whoa.. best first date story ever!! love it!!

  15. susanna’s sketchbook

    Awww…so sweet and BRAVE! I would have been panicking big time!
    And look where you are now…living and writing in Provence with French Husband and two beautiful kids. Two bare hip hip hurrays for Nudist Beaches!!!

  16. Merisi in Vienna

    Corey, this could be Calypso and Odysseus. Unfortunately, I do not know the artist.

  17. Merisi in Vienna

    Amour et Psyché?
    I won’t be able to sleep tonight, unless someone delivers the correct answer. 😉

  18. Fabulous story , and wow what a Love story!! It kept me reading to the end.. thanks for sharing,

  19. OMG, Corey. You just crack me up! And from one Catholic girl to another (I also tried the convent), I totally get your thoughts and emotions. Yikes.

  20. Franca Bollo

    I take it you prefer cracks in your china.

  21. OMG. What a cheeky man!!!! Soooo scary. I’d have run a mile with total embarrassment, or kept half my clothes on, and never looked him in the face again. What courage you had to go along with it.

  22. Franca Bollo

    Emile René Ménard
    Jugement de Pâris

  23. jend’isère

    Bravo Franca Bollo! My spéculations of the painitng have led me all over internet without success. This search along with the beginning of a romance leading all of us into a adventure-packed bonne année 2015!

  24. Merisi in Vienna

    Thank you, Franca! 🙂

  25. The first time I met my husband, I was going to a beach south of Rome with friends who had a new colleague, him. I did not know it was a beach like the one you went for a picnic with Yann. Anyway, I insisted on my white swimsuit, which was lined, for modesty. 😉

  26. Oh, my gosh, Corey! What a first date! But you know….I think I would have thought and done so much the same!

  27. Wow, that’s just wow! Even when I was young, thin and had long hair I could never bare it all publicly..I mean, that’s like a nightmare come true for me! 😃 You must’ve known early on that Yann was forever. I’m pretty sure I would’ve been in shock & gotten offended..my Puritan roots run deep.

  28. Tongue in Cheek

    Je n’ai jamais visité un Nude Beach, et aussi jamais sortir avec un mec sur une plage!! Ça m’inspire de rêver que je puisse avoir des choses comme ça, même si les choses ne sont pas encore passé. Merci pour m’inspirer un peu plus pour cette belle année!!! Toujours je lis ton blog et toujours je suis ravie de vous connaître comme ça. Vulnérabilité c’est le professeur de tous les choses du coeur. Bonne Nouvelle Année À vous et votre famille!!!!!!
    Merci beaucoup Corey!!! Je voudrais lire plus sur le sujet de votre amour avec le garçon qui est mort depuis beaucoup d’ans. Ça c’est beaucoup tragique mais ça vous conduit là, avec votre belle famille français.
    Via Shannon through email.

  29. Rebecca from the pacific northwest

    Thanks, Franca Bollo! I just looked it up. Complete with a herd of bulls!

  30. Rebecca from the pacific northwest

    I’m enjoying reading all these backwards more and more. This is perfect.
    My favorites from your thought bubbles of consternation are “Jesus wasn’t fully dressed on the cross, was he?” and “Oh no, I am comparing Jesus to a nudist beach!”
    What was in Handsome French Guy’s wily mind, taking you there? Just blase’ and French so no big deal, or a slight test to see if the Catholic girl would run the other way, or what?
    As I was in the very first portion of reading this post, I was thinking “I wonder if she has any photos to show us sometime of early Corey and Yann besides the wedding photos we’ve seen before.” Let me clearly say, however, that I’m not asking for pictures of your first date! But still, are there any others? (You could do a quick photo-only post and take a day off!)
    Gosh, my first date with David was so tame in comparison: we went to an old black and white Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers film at a vintage film series. I paid my own way because, burned on romance, “this is not a date.” He showed off for me (clothes on) in a most charming fashion.
    And I LIKE it that you’re keeping that one secret thought to yourself. You should.

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