Getting French in My Face

maison du village square

 

French house-keys 

Sadly, the end of summer draws near, the warm weather is saying goodbye to Provence, it is the time of year where I grab a sweater in the morning and then again in the evening.

Our maison du village (house in the village) has stone walls that are over three feet thick. Our maison's wall butts up against the neighbor's maison's wall creating a six-foot-thick stone wall. Insulation at its finest: Cool interior in the summer, holds heat in during the winter.

Our home is a mere four hundred years old… and yes most French household keys do look like this.

 

French Baker's-twine

Box-wrapped 

 

The bakeries and pastries shop gift wrap their goods. Each item bought, whether a baguette, pain au chocolate, croissant which is wrapped in light paper then the ends on the paper or twisted or, if you buy a cake or other pastries the light paper is used but instead of the ends twisted they tie a box up with a ribbon or string. Then you can carry the package of baked goods from the loop that the shopkeepers make when they tie up the packages.

 

French Restaurant

 

When in France do what the French do… your bread never goes on your plate, unless a small plate is offered. Otherwise, and in more cases than not, your bread goes on the table, on the left corner of your plate above the fork.

Also instead of biting into a piece of bread, the French tear a bitesize piece of bread and eat it that way. It is considered rude otherwise.

 

 

French-cafe

 

At a restaurant, tips are included in the bill.

You do not need to leave a tip. But you can leave a coin or two in appreciate

but it is not considered rude nor wrong if you do not.

 

 

French linens

 

Linen

 

Beige-checked-linens 

 

Linens French

 

Blue-french-linens

 

Recently, at the brocante, my friend Mary remarked how impress she was at the variety of French linens and lace one could find. She asked if it was always like this or just the luck of the draw at this particular brocante?

I have said it many times and I'll keep on saying it… If France took out every piece of old linen, lace, dishtowel, bedsheet, and spread them out one by one, they could cover all of France, and have a massive slumber party, and extras for the next day.

Linens are plentiful.

If you want a thousand old nightshirts, or monogrammed bed sheets, or dish towels, or napkins, or lace, or nightgowns, or pantaloons, or table-clothes let me know and I'll have them to you within a week.

I would love to fulfill that bet, as long as I didn't have to pay for it. 

 

Babies-born-in-cabbages

 

The French say babies come from cabbages, just like the Americans say babies come from the stork.

I say that when Chelsea came she was as big as cabbage and I wish the stork had delivered her to me.

 

Gem-on-monogram 

In France, the French celebrate their 'name-day.' Every day of the year, a saint is remembered. If your name or middle name is the same name as a saint (or a name that has something to do with a saint) then your family and friends give you a gift and/or say happy feast day to you. It is as if each French person has two birthdays. The word for the 'name-day' is: "Le jour de fête".

List of saints names for each day can be found here.

We do not do this in our Franco/American household as I can barely keep track of the day of the week. Numbers and I are not dancing partners. Plus the fact that Chelsea and Corey are not on the saints day list. We gotta change that.. but being a saint is not my calling.

When I first arrived in France I asked my French Husband if I could have October 2nd as my feast day as it is the feast day of the Guardian Angels and I like angels, and Corey wasn't on the list. He said, "No it doesn't work like this." That was the beginning of what I call French Husband getting,

"French in my face."

"… it doesn't work like this."

Or as I like to say… in France their motto is:

 

Why be simple when it can be complicated.

 

 

Playing-cards 

Playing cards:

V

D

R

instead of:

J

Q

K

And if that is not enough, the keyboard is not at all the same as the American keyboard. For instance, the A is where the Q is.

Such a shocker. Now I can not type on an American keyboard. 

 

Splash-pink-shawl

 

The scarf/shawl thing…

Yes, a French woman does do it best.

Even if it isn't tied at all.

They just got it, like Americans got big smiles. It is what it is and that is that.

 

  Grocery-list

Some Facts About France:

– Favorite sport: Soccer which is called football.

– Team sports are not played in school, nor are there cheerleaders, nor school proms.

– Did you know that Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty were penned by a French author?

-  The Eiffel Tower is as tall as a seventy-floor building. My brothers Zane and Mat climbed to the top when they came to visit me years ago when I lived in Paris. I didn't climb to the top that day as I was seven months pregnant with the ten-pound sweet cabbage.

 

 

Mona-lisa's-smile

 

Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa is owned by the French government and is said to be the most valuable painting in the world. It was bought by French King Francis I in 1519.

In France, the Mona Lisa is called La Joconde.

Did you know that the Mona Lisa painting hung in King Francis I's bathroom?

And did you know that Mona Lisa has no eyebrows? The reason she doesn't isn't that Leonardo forgot, or ran out of paint. It is because it was fashionable in Florence to shave your eyebrows off. Beats plunking them!

 

Chateau stone provence 

 

There are some 40,000 châteaux in France.

 

 

Colors-of-provence-blue

 

Nîmes is the birthplace of blue jeans. The famous fabric was imported to California by Levi Strauss in order to make tough work trousers for gold diggers. Denim is another way of saying: “de Nîmes”.

 

Wine-bottle-opener

 

The French consume wine with most meals.

 

The-end

 

The end….. unless you have something you really want to know about France or the French. I'll try to answer your questions.



Comments

14 responses to “Getting French in My Face”

  1. What type of purse does the average French woman use? When we visit France, I rarely see the French woman using a Louis Vuitton or Chanel handbag; they are usually foreigners who are carrying LV or Change.
    Thanks,
    S/E

  2. oops at the end, not change but Chanel!

  3. This was just lovely. I feel like I’ve had a refresher course of French culture.
    Do those 6 foot stone walls keep out sound between the houses?

  4. Blissfarmantiques@ gmail.com

    Love these insider tidbit posts. What’s the saint for Jackie born Feb 2?

  5. Thanks about the heads up on the bread thing. I would have never known.
    More than 40,000 chateaux? There must be a surplus one they could hand over to me.

  6. I love this sort of post. Some of these I knew (like the bit about the bread on the table, and twisting off a piece).
    Fun facts are … fun!
    I’ve had the pleasure of visiting Nimes and it’s a lovely spot.
    As is your blog – it’s always a pleasure to visit. thanks!
    p.s. while living in Bavaria, I’m sure glad I have an English keyboard 🙂

  7. Ourfrenchoasis

    I live in France and I still loved reading this, I had no idea about where the name denim came from, you learn something new every day, thank you.

  8. Julie at ProvencePost.com

    Corey I love this post!
    I had been in St. Remy for just a few days when a sweet French woman approached me in a cafe and told me quietly “You’re tipping too much for a coffee! You don’t need to tip at all!” The waiter overheard her and got all French in her face, of course. Well I ended up moving here and the three of us went on to be great friends…
    La Jaconde has no eyebrows…who knew?

  9. Hi Corey — I really enjoyed reading this, and perfect timing. Bill and I leave for Pais on Wednesday. All these years I have been rude in my consumption of bread! I am sad that our time in Paris doesn’t match up, but hopefully my sister Susan and I will get to Provence again sometime soon and I will let you know.

  10. What does one do when they have two saints days? My middle name is Joan, so I have Feb 4 for Joan of Valois, Queen of France, and May 30 for Joan of Arc! Lucky me!!!! More presents!

  11. Nita Silverman Goodgal

    Hey there Corey – Loved your latest post! Having spent a lot of time in France over the years I knew most things and chuckled along with you! But I never new that Denim came from Nimes – that is so amazing! Americans think it was the invention of Levi Strauss! Looking forward to meeting you in person in October even though I feel like I know you well through your blogs! A bientot, Nita

  12. What a fun, informative blog. It like chatting with you!

  13. Rebecca from the pacific northwest

    So if I had you shop this week and buy me a thousand old nightshirts, or monogrammed bed sheets, or dish towels, or napkins, or lace, or nightgowns, or pantaloons, how much would that set a person back? (As if.) (But I wonder.)

  14. Corey,
    This post is Fantastique! You are such a good writer and so generous with your knowledge of French culture. Merci Beaucoup!

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