Wondering what to drink on these long, luscious summer days?
Here is a list of the newest summer drinks. Ice cold, served on the Mediterranean:
Umbrella by the Rocks:
Sparkling Asti Spumante with a splash of violet over crushed ice.
Sunbathing on the Rocks:
White wine and Perrier, poured over chunks of lemon, orange, and pineapple, served with a drop of mint syrup.
Private Castel:
Frozen coconut yogurt milkshake with blueberries and blackberries.
Pretty in Pink:
Amaretto, cranberry juice, a touch of sparkling water and slice of lime.
Speedo:
A ice cold glass of beer with lemonade, served on a checked tablecloth.
Brown Bodies with a Splash of Blue:
Hug a friend, then hug another friend, then hug your neighbor, kiss the dog, wave to the lady across the street and then jump into the pool.
Topless:
With a string,
and long blond hair.
Geez.
I imagine how sunburned I would be, and how scary I would look.
A drink I'd rather forgo for your sake.
Moi et Toi:
"Do we drink cocktails?" I asked him.
"Do I want a cocktail?" He responded.
"No, do we drink cocktails?" I repeated.
"Why do you ask? I do not understand." He questioned.
"Yann, it is just a question. A simple question. No reason, just because. Do we drink cocktails?" I asked, with a splash of exasperation.
"We drink red wine." He said giving me a puzzled look.
With a loud groan I begged "Give me a glass!"
Giving me a glass he said, "Do you want to make a cocktail?"
Mile High:
"What would that taste like?" I dared to ask.
He shook his head, "Enough."
Black Beauty:
Ice cold coffee, vodka, thick cream, blended with Kahlua and chocolate syrup, times three.
Toothpick without an Olive.
Served on hot rocks, under a pink towel and coconut oil on top.
Fish Net:
Kool aid, the sweetest kind.
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What is your preferred drink? Honestly, mine is tap water without ice, and red wine with dinner.
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