The Art of Folding Bedsheets

French Laundry

 

French Husband came home with a twinkle in his eye, handing me a note that had the name and phone number of someone I didn't know.

"A certain Monsieur wants you to decorate his home on the French Rivera, and possibly other properties he owns! He wants you to call him today." Saying this his face beamed brighter than the moon on the Mediterranean! He added, "At a meeting today I told him about you, and he was intrigued and told me to have you call him."

French Husband is my biggest fan. He believes I could redecorate Versailles. He believes my fingers are golden. He thinks way too much of how I can fold fitted bedsheets and put the linens away.

 

 

French Laundry, Corey Amaro

 

 

I looked over at him and then back at note. I licked my lips wondering what this was about.

"Call him now!" French Husband said as he nearly shoves the phone down my throat with excitement.

Words stumble through my head in French, my heart beats faster, my fingers wiggled, I awkwardly smiled at the plunge I was about to take.

Dialing the number a woman's voice greeted me. Introducing myself my American accent gave more than I wanted it too. Silence lingered… I swallowed doubt, a thought raced through my head, "HANG UP!!" I stayed on the line chasing nonsense out of my desire. Finally after ages of silence that occurred in a split second, that only mathematicians can explain, the woman barked at me,"WHAT!!! What, what??? Who are you??? What has my Husband done??? WHAT??? NO! Oh no no no no!! Certainly not!"

 

 

French Laundry

 

 

I wanted to say I am not his mistress. Somehow that is what I think she thought.

Folding fitted sheets and putting the linens away is a simple art. One man's admiration is enough. I wonder what I said? I wonder if even mentioned it to his wife? I wonder what she found in her laundry?

Side Note:

To this day I do not know the real story. But this much is true. The guy was probably being nice, and over admiring Husband took the guy's words for real. Either way it made a good story.

 



Comments

14 responses to “The Art of Folding Bedsheets”

  1. What a funny story! My treasures arrived today! I love them both, my little book and my trophy which I will say I earned by completing my firefighting course!!! Thank you Corey – You have such a touch it is true – who else would send me something in a pink Moet Chandon champagne box? It is almost worth keeping in and of itself – I love pink champagne. XO

  2. Congratulations on finishing the firefighting course Toni!

  3. Hilarious story! Of course, what Frenchwoman would accept outside decorating advice, especially from an American? Even one with good taste!
    I have been on the hunt for antique sheets, but it is hard to find good ones.

  4. Shelley Noble

    Little did he know that Yann was more than right about you. His mistake and his wife’s tremendous loss.
    I believe your hands are indeed gold.

  5. Totally agree Shelley!

  6. Ha, Idid u use a French word that has more than one meaning? Very funny!

  7. I wondered about this too, especially if something “got lost in translation” while speaking of beds and bedding 😉 I’ve certainly made the occasional faux pas in my imperfect Portuguese (blush), as have my Portuguese friends in English, so I know it can easily happen — but talking with a stranger over the phone could well have magnified the situation.
    C’est la vie!

  8. Oh so funny! Wishing it would happen. You are very talented.

  9. karen from ohio

    hey corey&all ya golden girls,
    while were in the Linen Closet,tucking that scrumptious bedding
    dripping with lace and loved worn folds away, give us a tutorial on
    the Cory sheet fold…. my fitted ….I know antique sheets are
    flat from the weavers womb!…are folded &then rolled to distinguish from the top flat sheet…Love this sheet tale.

  10. Rebecca from the pacific northwest

    Great story. How very remarkable that you found a sheet with your own full name on it, embroidered to look just like a photography water mark! heh heh

  11. Absolute truth!

  12. What a wonderful memory, at least you had that to remember, in the same kind of saying as “we’ll always have Paris” so you will always have that thought. And in that kind of thought you may as well dream. Perhaps you would have become a sensation with all the decor you created, with your name being tossed to everyone who wanted a unique look for their rooms. And….with all that you have French husband to remind you of just how great you are. How wonderful.

  13. lanmangina@me.com

    Great story! I love the Yann has so much admiration and confidence in what you do! He sold it and the gentleman bought it! Maybe she had already been decorating and her husband was not impressed. Very funny! xo

  14. lanmangina@me.com

    BTW – I could tell by the way you pack for shipping you were good with bedsheets. Not in my make up- I need to work on that! 🙂

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