Your witty, funny, outrageous, delicious, sentimental, down right naughty responses to the French Antique Guessing Game amuse me so much so that I have a hard time just picking one creative guess. If you haven't read yesterday's comment section please do, a chuckle will be yours as well as a eye rising, "Yeah that could have been the answer."
Wanda sent me an email with her response French Antique Guessing Game:
"This is a T. T. We all know that French men were known for their abilities in the bedroom — known for their lustiness, and their preparedness to participate in such activities. But France can become quite chilly in winter and, uh-hum, that quick preparedness could quite vanish if, eh-hmm, that male's nether regions were too chilly. So, he carried his handy T. T. (testicle toaster) in various pockets, moving it closer and closer to the, huh-tmm, area between the legs as he needed to in wintry weather. Such a T. T. was stuffed by the man's valet with medium hot coals, and originally had a chain to help the man move this orb about his pockets discreetly. Traveling by unheated carriage or walking through snowy streets, this ingenious man could smile to himself, knowing that he would be, uh-ho, ready on the spot. Salacious trysts happened often in these carriages and what was a man to do if he was, oh-dear, "too cold" for quick, on the spot action? Or if the husband was expected soon, and the man had just arrived from quite cold conditions, the man could enter his lady's boudoir, and quickly, uh-yes, do the deed! Quite an invaluable device wouldn't you say?"
Naughty girls, since Santa might not bring you something send me your address and I will for winning with such creative, outrageous guesses.
and
"You put something small and warm inside
and tuck it into your pocket
to keep your hand warm on a cold day."
The something small and warm would be water.
xoxo
Thank you, all of you, for your guesses!
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