What Would You Add to the List if You Were Pregnant?

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Photo: Chelsea 18 months old.

 

 

In the beginning, when I was pregnant with Chelsea, French Husband was jealous. He wanted to be the one pregnant. He wanted to be the one growing a baby inside. To appease his wishful thinking I let him tell me five things he would do if he were pregnant and that I would do those things for him.

1)  He wouldn't watch TV, nor watch any violent movies, nor be around any loud noises, he would turn off the radio, and never listen to rock music (I had to remind him to keep it simple and not go into detail, otherwise I might begin to feel like Pumpkin Peter's wife. Though most the things he listed weren't a problem except the rock music as I listened to "Touch me" by the Doors nearly every day.)

2)  He would give up sugar, caffeine, anything too spicy, and never would he eat junk food, nor eat anything too hot or too cold,  he was on a roll, he went on and on, about food. Did he forget that we were vegetarians which meant healthy eating habits? I always wonder how it was that I gained 55 pounds living on air?

3)  He would listen to opera music, not just as background music, but sit and listen to it, at least an hour a day. Oh, and not just any opera music only Puccini and Verdi.

4)  He would take long silent walks in the forest breathing deeply the fresh air, being mindful of the earth under his feet and hug trees. I went to Bois des Vincennes as often as I could.

5)  He would have the baby in Pithiviers (the clinic where Leboyer, Odent and Lamaze ideas and knowledge were used.

I followed French Husband's list of things to do while pregnant. Chelsea was born in Pithiviers,

ten pounds, smiling and very calm. 

Chelsea do you know Daddy has an ENDLESS-LIST for you to follow now that you are pregnant?



Comments

12 responses to “What Would You Add to the List if You Were Pregnant?”

  1. Chelsea pregnant? How exciting! I wonder if Martin also has a list?

  2. I’d eat lots of Dannon yogurt products .🥰

  3. That list, too funny. But it seems to have worked. “Touch me” by the Doors, what a great song and band. On The Smothers Brothers:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76go-qjvWuw

  4. I have confidence in Chelsea’s common sense and ability to reason.

  5. RebeccaNYC

    Oh boy. Only Pucinni and Verdi? That made me laugh. What an exciting time for your family!

  6. Jan Wasmann

    Congratulations to you all, what a wonderful story and Christmas gift ❤️

  7. Wonderful! ❤️ Wonderful! ❤️ Wonderful! ❤️

  8. Another wonderful, beautiful story. The list is great,
    giving up listening to the Doors would have been
    the hardest for me. So happy for all the joy of each
    page turn in your family journal.❤️❤️

  9. Cynthia Thompson

    I am so excited for you all!! The list are wonderful. Thank you for again sharing and telling the wonderful story of your family, love and space!!

  10. Congrats to Chelsea, first of all 🙂
    This whole list is beyond sweet; but honestly, ONLY Puccini and Verdi???? This is ridiculous…. The poor baby – such heavy and imposing music – might as well have said only Wagner and Beethoven! Is FH Italian? I don’t think so 😉 And just to give Chelsea a bit of peace: I am a total freak for Baroque Musique – I sing, live and play Baroque Musique (not only) and did all that during my pregnancy – then I had my boy – and he absolutely had no sense of loving any of MY music, learnt two instruments to play, never bothered to do more than the absolute minimum and sold his piano when he needed money for something else….. so there is (no) hope of a musical child if my family is anything to go by.
    Congratulations again – and as others said: Have just FAITH in your daughter. She is more than capable of deciding herself how and what and when – she is a very wise old soul!

  11. Off to a great start.

  12. Karen from Wisconsin

    Congratulations to all….
    It is a wonderful time of the Year!
    A Blessed Christmas to all of you…
    Karen

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